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Brendan

@b2the2nd.bsky.social
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He/him • CNC Machinist • 👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼 • adoptive cat & dog dad • 🍷 • Ager’s Scepter’s #1 fan • Azeroth’s gayest druid • Praise the Sun! 🙌🏻 ☀️ •

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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mentioned the brandy to Josh and he got very excited and told me to get blackberry so that’s been decided! Haha Ooo I like the caramel apple idea, def gonna try that next time!!
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Home from work so that means it’s time to get high & play some RuneScape dragonwilds
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SMOLIVER!! That is such a cute name omg
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Kanker Sisters recovering from amnesia:
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing makes me feel dumber than doing a crossword
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do you do a white wine/brandy mix or use a different alcohol?? I actually did think of trying a sangria but I don’t make them often!
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man ordered apple cider this week so what’s y’all’s favorite cocktail featuring cider
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The whiplash of watching tv & an ASPCA commercial comes on playing Nothing Compares 2 U
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jkjk we love libras
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh
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Homer Simpson Hiding in Bush Meme
ALT: Homer Simpson Hiding in Bush Meme
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oo I love! So cool having him coming out of the gameboy
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Their time may be over but at what cost….
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is that a charizard tattoo I see? 😍
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why would you do that to him 🥺😭
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good morning ✨
Shiny Smoliv in pokemon go
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes but consider, Why’d you have to go and make me so constipated? 😩 ‘cause right now I’d do anything to just get my 💩 bowels evacuated 💥 🌋
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your honor he did nothing wrong He’s so cuuuuute omg
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WAIT this is so cute omg *runs to log in*
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m obsessed with him
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not Kelly Clarkson saying she loves AI 😭
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Starwars Sadness
ALT: Starwars Sadness
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once again whoever keeps hexing my husbands work vans…I will find you (ง •̀_•́)ง
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s hard!! (Pun intended)
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and who’s doing the glazing
Horny Charizard looking behind him
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell yeah, love riding those
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don’t make me get the squirt bottle
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s some already on here!
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don’t forget to take jocktober pics later
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Carbink is SUCH a cutie
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I almost picked her for mine also - i love her so much
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Haven’t heard about him since last year when he tried to come for me & I put him in his place so that he unfriended me ☺️ it’s been peaceful haha
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you guessed someone with a 3 letter name, you right!
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of my husbands cousins is having a 50th next month and we don’t talk to her anymore bc her husband is a douche and I’m “someone he doesn’t wish to know” so I can’t wait til we stick to our guns and not go to the party and the family gets mad at us for it 😍
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s Rocktober everyone post their favorite rock type 🪨
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Armaldo Pokémon Armaldo
ALT: Armaldo Pokémon Armaldo
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Halloween 1st to all my fellow gay people
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Pumpkin Head Dancing in Spooky Cemetery
ALT: Pumpkin Head Dancing in Spooky Cemetery
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I sure hope it’s a hump, but it feels like we ain’t even on the downside of the hump yet haha
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m sorry you’re in the position too, I wouldn’t wish it on anyone! 😩 these last couple years have been brutal & we’ve even cut down on our spending and it’s just never enough 😔
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s such a weird feeling having a good paying job & still having no money for anything fun
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope this means listening to the pop perfection that is E•MO•TION (side:B included)
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gentoos are one of my favs; this is so important to me
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don’t come at me with logic
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really should learn how to use one of the three sewing machines we have in the house bc I want new cute clothes but I’m poor
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤭 Baseball does have the cutest uniforms tho
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I famously wasn’t gay til 2012 💅🏼
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Idkkkk I played sports and I never owned a jockstrap til I was gay
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do we think the Dutchman is kinky
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was watching some old SpongeBob yesterday and I never noticed before when squidward was complaining about the Dutchman’s dirty boat, he picked up his jockstrap 💀
Screencap from SpongeBob where Squidward is standing on the Flying Dutchman’s ship and complaining it’s dirty. He is holding up a ghostly jockstrap he found on the floor
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drunk & watching Masters of the Universe and it’s everything I wanted it to be
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t think we talk enough about how insane it was (complementary) that Gaga got Beyoncé to collab that early into her career
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