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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all

@ayestretchaye.bsky.social
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Texpat Immigrant. Former Sailor, Pedicab Peddler, & all around bicycle guy, then I studied History. Now I have an adult job. I’d like to study more history but not in the creepy way.

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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Buy my friend’s book. Learn something.
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Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've heard that Dolly Parton had a rule that if she was in a room where anyone was crying, she would join them--just good manners. On this day of her passing, I'm assuming many of us will honor the great singer and human being by crying together.
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is my annual reminder that the Catholic Church has been going downhill since they forbade dog saints. H/T @pardon-mi.bsky.social for teaching me about this when I first stumbled onto the TikToks. Happy St Guinefort Day to all who celebrate.
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Happy "there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos" Day to all who celebrate. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_drive...
en.wikipedia.org
A drive into deep left field by Castellanos - Wikipedia
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Happy Zero Cool crashed 1507 computer systems and caused a 7 point drop in the New York Stock Exchange Day to all who celebrate.
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Hackers: Hack The Planet
ALT: Hackers: Hack The Planet
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Rewatching Lost. Got to the part with Allison Janney. Disappointed she didn’t lip sync The Jackal. youtu.be/Q7H_L5cYkg8?...
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C.J. Cregg Does The Jackal - West Wing S1E18
YouTube video by alozus
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's a well-known scientific fact our current wildfire crisis is caused by an excess of phlogiston in the affected areas, and the agreed-upon remedy is air-dropping surplus peanut butter on these phlogiston-heavy combustion zones
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I grew up Catholic in the Bible Belt. Can confirm. Was told many times I wasn’t a real Christian.
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Was looking for something in London and found a barber shop with a great name.
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The algae wasn't created by anyone. It's a self-made chlorophyta, a very American success story, a Horatio Algae if you will.
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
More people should know this.
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
if u see this post your getaway vehicle
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
For a long time mine was Hunt for Red October, but these last few years it is easily Rogue One.
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a man in a star wars uniform is standing in front of a group of men and saying oh , it 's beautiful
ALT: a man in a star wars uniform is standing in front of a group of men and saying oh , it 's beautiful
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators, because we’re raised differently.
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Perfect Solution. No notes.
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Team GB is winning something at the World Baseball Classic, just not games.
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
post a banger that isn’t in English youtu.be/z8mNeh38bDs?...
youtu.be
El Coo Cooi
YouTube video by Voodoo Glow Skulls - Topic
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Just going to save this for reaction purposes.
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 27/12/2025
Bob Saget died too young.
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Just got out of the Solve-a-Long Murder She Wrote. It was brilliant. Check it out when you can. Got a new shirt, just for the show. www.solvealongamurdershewrote.com
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I’d watch this.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/10/2025
if disney does a theatrical release of the original star wars films for the 50th anniversary and offers them on physical media i will forgive them for every terrible decision they've made with star wars
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Dan McPainInOneSpecificKnee @danmckee.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Happy Cheese Riot Day to all who celebrate libcom.org/article/damn...
libcom.org
Damn his charity, we'll have the cheese for naught! Nottingham's great cheese riot and other 1766 food riots - Valentine Yarnspinner
Superb pamphlet by Valentine Yarnspinner published by the People's Histreh group about a cheese riot in Nottingham in 1766, and other food riots of the time.
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I made queso for a friend’s party. This is also an apt description of me.
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
We have had a bountiful harvest of my favorite seasonal vegetable… Candy Corn
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
It has been a long time since I worked in a pizza joint. Glad to see I’ve still got it.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Did you hear about the guy who gave the finger so much during his NJ-NYC car commute that his hand froze in that position? The worst case of carpool tunnel syndrome I've ever seen.
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
post your dream ride
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Happy St Guinefort Day to all who celebrate. Thanks to @pardon-mi.bsky.social for teaching me about this when I first wandered on to TikTok.
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
This is my unsponsored endorsement of the Focus Friend App. This is the cutest pomodoro app. Thank you @hankgreen.bsky.social
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Happy Gilmore 2 is really dumb and I kinda love it.
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Jeff Veillette @jeffveillette.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
RIP Chuck Mangione
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Lasagana Timpano Success
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Ellen Peal @ellenpeal.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
We are all Odo resting our handsy-wandsy on our chinsey winsey.
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Simpsons screencap. Homer relaxing in his hammock. "Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield."Simpsons screencap. Lisa calling to Homer, who is reclining in a hammock, from her bedroom window. Caption: "Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away."
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
It was the 3rd of June…
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Oh shit.
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Andor is the best Star Wars story. That is it.
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Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I didn’t give a wit about new pope coverage, but the first American pope being a man with Black ancestry born in Chicago by way of New Orleans by way of Haiti. Names his self after the pope who condemned slavery? In the Trump era? Oh, baebae, I am HERE for it. www.wwltv.com/article/news...
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Pope Leo XIV's grandparents were 7th Ward Creoles
The newly elected pontiff, born in Chicago, has ancestral ties to the city’s historic Seventh Ward, according to genealogists at The Historic New Orleans Collection.
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JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This is The Last Supper now.
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 08/05/2025
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Looks like I have a new T-shirts on the way.
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behringer escape plan @jonny290.com · 08/05/2025
new popemobile got cop brakes, cop shocks, and it was made before catalytic converters so it runs good on regular gas
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
media.tenor.com
a man in a leather jacket is walking in front of a police car
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is walking in front of a police car
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