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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It isn’t Otis Redding. I know that much.

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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Years ago on a road trip across the south we skipped Little Rock because couldn’t go to the Bill Clinton Presidential Library because it was closed on a Sunday. So we pushed on through to Dallas and the George Bush on the SMU campus was open on a Sunday.

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Since the Dixie Chicks released their multi-platinum studio album Fly?

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Ok, this is a good use of Austin Powers quotes.

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’ve never thought you were a total piece of shit.

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

And the best butler, and a pretty good Rooster as well.

Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

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I've heard that Dolly Parton had a rule that if she was in a room where anyone was crying, she would join them--just good manners. On this day of her passing, I'm assuming many of us will honor the great singer and human being by crying together.

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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’m no mathmagician, but he wasn’t alive in the 1980s.

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This is my annual reminder that the Catholic Church has been going downhill since they forbade dog saints. H/T @pardon-mi.bsky.social for teaching me about this when I first stumbled onto the TikToks. Happy St Guinefort Day to all who celebrate.

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I thought we weren’t part of Europe anymore.

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Happy "there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos" Day to all who celebrate. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_drive...

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A drive into deep left field by Castellanos - Wikipedia

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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I’m waiting for the LLM with a cartoon camel.

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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Just rewatched it. Thank you for your referencing.

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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Amazon sells flavocol if you want to make your own movie theater popcorn.

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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I did two deployments on a US Navy Frigate. After I worked on tugboats. Longest stretch I did was 90 days on the boat. I was nuts at the end of it. Cannot even begin to imagine what those sailors are going through.

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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Are these guys shilling supplements and gold yet?

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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

See what happens when you stare at the eclipse.

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Your music room looks like it could be part of a photo shoot in someone’s liner notes.

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Happy Zero Cool crashed 1507 computer systems and caused a 7 point drop in the New York Stock Exchange Day to all who celebrate.

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Hackers: Hack The Planet

ALT: Hackers: Hack The Planet

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I’ve heard the music of humanity, I’ve got better playlists for my moods.

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

At least he is still being problematic. Have to admire the commitment to the bit.

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Which hair did you cut? There are so many I can’t tell.

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Rewatching Lost. Got to the part with Allison Janney. Disappointed she didn’t lip sync The Jackal. youtu.be/Q7H_L5cYkg8?...

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C.J. Cregg Does The Jackal - West Wing S1E18

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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

As an American living in the UK, can confirm. Beans on toast is as weird if not weirder than paying for healthcare.

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

How much did he expense his trips to Hooters?

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Workhorse was my local when I lived in Austin.

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

That seems like a silly place for a flying bridge. I’m going to guess that he did not consult with a naval architect.

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The bike lanes to that stadium used to have the number 21 painted on them.

Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

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It's a well-known scientific fact our current wildfire crisis is caused by an excess of phlogiston in the affected areas, and the agreed-upon remedy is air-dropping surplus peanut butter on these phlogiston-heavy combustion zones

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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

It is on Disney+ in the UK. Making you a worldwide phenomenon. Also puts you in the running for being a Disney Princess. Do wild animals come to you when you sing?

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

It has been awhile, but have meal deals gone up in price?

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

It is like no one paid attention to the sub plot of Pretty Woman. They weee all there for the Julia Roberts in a bubble bath, and no one remembers Richard Gere ran a private equity firm.

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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I grew up Catholic in the Bible Belt. Can confirm. Was told many times I wasn’t a real Christian.

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Why is the Milkshake Duck still on the ballot?

Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Was looking for something in London and found a barber shop with a great name.

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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all @ayestretchaye.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Aren’t they supposed to stitch them through the nose just to make sure?