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@ayekuma.bsky.social
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Lemme be your problematic bae for a day. I’m absolutely not arguing with anyone on this site using my thumbs. He/him

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Truthout @truthout.org · 1h
Trump administration officials, facing numerous allegations of war crimes in its actions ranging from Iran to Cuba, issued punishing sanctions against the ICC that threaten the future of the entire body and its work to hold war criminals and genocidaires to account.
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Trump Administration, Accused of Crimes Against Humanity, Sanctions Entire ICC
Officials announced the sanctions just hours after the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to a former ICC judge.
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shame is not enough, we need to bring back public tar and feathering for people like that
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This doctors appointment could have been an email
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
one day (astro)physicists will be consistent in what variables mean what, but today is not that day
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
death stranding 2: technology advanced enough to fabricate any kind of gun, but not advanced enough to fabricate ammo mags
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hadn’t played death stranding in like 6 months and spent an hour today trying to figure out what I last did. I was trying to build my roads 😭
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
i've very much been thinking a lot about whether or not students realize that their teachers were also once students
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
it happened to me: my students asked me how to download a file in class today
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
me to students: pls don’t use ai for your coding assignments, I promise you you don’t need it students: *uses ai anyway*
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I think I may have cracked it
An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Bless the educators who are able to talk for 2+ hours without drinking water. My mouth feels like a desert after 15 minutes of talking
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
i always think active shooter training is kind of silly because whoever came up with clearly never assumed that the person doing the shooting may have also taken the same training
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
just saw a facebook posting mentioning how the heat generated from ai centers could be used to warm homes and feed power grids and…that’s not how that works at all
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
you know one thing I randomly think about are people who say now that ai is here they can do art. and my question is always: what prevented you from doing art before?
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Kate McKean @katemckean.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Just want to also point out there so many things in space that can kill you instantly on the moon vs being on earth.
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 10/02/2026
Not going to happen. To have a moon colony, EVERYTHING has to be brought there. Water, food, air, all building materials. And there would need to be redundancy in case of emergency or damage. That is a LOT of mass to send a LONG way.
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“obama is not in the epstein files” ok but that nigga is still a war criminal not sure why people are splitting hairs on this
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
if someone had told me i would be downloading cat photos to teach students about coding and computational thinking, i'd ask them how i ended up so fortunate.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/02/2026
“It was awesome. I was able to do the raid without leaving my home and ship my family off to an immigrant detention center all before 9 a.m.” said Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Mark Hammond
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ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family
CHICAGO—Saying he couldn’t remember the last time an immigration raid had been so convenient, fast, or fun, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Mark Hammond reportedly scored an easy win Monday ...
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Acting Field Director David Easterwood.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 17/01/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Dear friend, Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation" Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 03/01/2026
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
This current protein craze is ridiculous. No, I don’t want protein in my coffee. Thank you.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year. Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
software development in 2026 is going to require some to loosen up a little
code doesn't have to be as perfectly crafted the way we did it pre-ai
call it slop if you want, but if you're still demanding perfection on every pr while your competitors are shipping "slop" that works.. you're fighting from a disadvantaged position
shipping velocity matters more than perfection
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Can’t wait to get fired from my job because I gave a student a zero for saying the sun revolves around the earth in a physics course
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Mr William’s LaborHood @mrwilliam.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Either we acknowledge that a guy misunderstood wolves in captivity and there is no such thing as an alpha male. Or. Alpha Males exist and here they are.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/11/2025
Car Size xkcd.com/3167/
4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 14/11/2025
Love to bike to work through the middle of the vehicular manslaughter arms race
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 14/11/2025
I made you a flowchart: www.todayintabs.com/p/no-one-tru...
A flowchart: On top, a large oval is labeled “Should I defend the New York Times on social media?” below it is a single arrow pointing to a box labeled “No.”
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I just wanna say shout out to all the professors who actually want their students to learn things instead of trying to figure out how to cull them from, say, physics for example.
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
TOXX CLAUSE MOTHERFUCKER
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 16/10/2025
Physics Paths xkcd.com/3155/
Vertical comic structured like flow chart. (1) Einstein had an insight that overturned physics, thus proving his value. (2) I hope *I* have value. I’ll try to have an insight that overturns physics, to check. (3) [Time Passes] (4) Oh no! My insight didn’t overturn physics! But I don’t think I’m worthless… [arrows to two different options] (5a) Healthy Path: Maybe this was not a well-thought-out test of my value. (5b) Path of Ruin: The establishment must be *suppressing* my insight!
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Kind of wild that on two separate nights this week it’s taken me nearly 4 hours to get home from Manhattan. And the MTA wants me to pay *more* money for this pleasure.
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Every day I’m becoming a bigger fan of terrorizing politicians until they actually work for us
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Motherfucker why are here posting through it with us instead of using your power and position to do something?
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
me waiting for my students to show up to office hours
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket .
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Not to kick a person while they're down but, this is exactly what being a coward gets you.
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
if you pay hundreds of dollars and attach a bodycam that feeds data directly into meta’s ad servers to your head to hear shit like “I love your setup with … soy sauce .. and … other ingredients” you are a world historical sucker. charles ponzi’s marks got nothing on you
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Very much weirded out by people suggesting we empathize with a nazi because he had a family. fuck him and his family
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
me: who is giving me all these things to do??? i have finite amount of time to do anything also me: why yes, I will volunteer to do one more thing, I have enough time to do it
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
ICE agents are not wearing ‘masks’. They’re face coverings. Bandanas. Gaiters. Masks are a public health tool. They’re a form of both resistance and community care. ICE agents wear them to terrorize people & hide their identity. The rest of us wear masks to protect one another.
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
According to the comments and quotes, communism is when the state extorts companies
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
fixed three this week and was rewarded with 8 more problems 😅
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
i love that astrophysics research is basically solving one problem and producing two more in the process.
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Ted @ayekuma.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Too many apolitical STEM people out there and we need to put a stop to that immediately.
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