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Matthew Malenich

@axl-warpshaft.bsky.social
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Writer, artist (on occasion), and Penguins fan. I make horrible things happen to imaginary people. Pro Oxford comma. Pro em dash. AI evangelists can fuck off. He/Him.

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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Swiped this off of Threads
A meme from Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

Pic is from the arcade scene, where the T1000 is showing the picture of John Conner to different kids. Conner's friend is looking at the picture, with the quote, "Nah, I don't know him."

Text at the top says 'Kid saved the entire human race by instinctually lying to a cop.'
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Drew but 10/5/26 Simple @drewphish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am so over the military porn and forced patriotism at sporting events.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Quick sketch of some vaguely crocodilian dragon-ish guy. #ArtSky #Illustration
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
PS1 graphics aren't exactly known for their fidelity, but the dirt makes it look too busy. Wanted to make it look dirty and worn. But it looks too busy when I scaled the image down down. Still undecided if this is the direction I want to go in, but I do enjoy the process. #LowPoly #PS1 #3Dmodeling
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Some kind of big, industrial tow truck thing #lowpoly
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Well, it's ugly. Just like I'd feared there are serious issues with that wing. A lot of z-fighting. Know what I did wrong, though. But the PS1 had z-fighting issues in some games... so... it's fine, maybe. It's actually amazing it looks as good as it does... #LowPoly
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Didn't even do any concept sketches, and only saw a few bare bones tutorials. Just jumped in and started messing around. The topology on that wing is a nightmare. 😂 But Blockbench is interesting. Pixel art is great, but I'm going to see how it looks with a PS1-ish style. It's alright. #LowPoly
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The correlation between science denial, racism, and far rightedness is almost a straight collinear line.
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A visit from Ollie *Before I took these he was very blatantly and comically judging me, but I couldn't get a pic in time 😂 #Cats #CatSky
Ollie the cat, a mostly white Turkish Van (I think), staring off to the right.Ollie the cat looking disapprovingly below the camera, where my chair squeaked out of frame.
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Annette Gordon-Reed @agordonreed.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Don’t know who to credit for this. But it is how I feel.
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👻Spooky Costanza-Chock @schock.cc · 19/06/2026
The most dangerous thing about AI is not that the machines might one day think. It is that we are being trained, by men with enormous financial gains riding on our acquiescence, to stop thinking for ourselves.
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So, Lindsay Graham is dead... youtu.be/x5UvGMD_nss?...
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Jimmy
YouTube video by Devo - Topic
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Such an earworm. This song's been stuck in my head for a week. #Kyary youtu.be/fgQ_NH-hvGI?...
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Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Focus Focus(きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ-Focus Focus)Official Music Video
YouTube video by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu ( きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ )
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Cat pretzel #Cats #Catsky
A mostly white calico cat laying on her back, on my foot, bent sideways nearly into a 'U' shape... and somehow very comfortable while doing it.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Executives say unhinged things because they serve an unhinged system that promises impossibly unhinged results. You can’t propagate a fantasy as ridiculous as infinite profits and eternal company growth without your words eventually detaching from reality. Capitalism’s a mass delusion.
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There are plenty of other ways to do this—if you wanted to do this. But one thing I like about Plottr is it allows me to plot my stories out so visually. The light green line in the middle is the main protagonist's POV. The dark green line is a secondary... #writingcommunity #writesky #writingsky
Screen shot of Plottr. Three lines: dark green at the top, light green in the middle, red at the bottom. Each line has boxes, each box representing a scene. They're spaced out to form a wave. Red box. Next spot to the right, light green box. Next spot to the right, dark green box. Next space to the right, light green box. Next spot to the right, red box. 

And so on and so forth.
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Adam Gretz @adamgretz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I disagree with the idea the Penguins haven't chosen a path. They have. It is clearly long-term. It just not the way most envisioned it looking. They have also identified a very clear type of player they want to bet on. Some early returns are promising. www.pensburgh.com/analysis/788...
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The Penguins have clearly identified the type of player they want to bet on
The Pittsburgh Penguins have picked a direction and the type of players they want to make bets on going forward.
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Puckpedia's comment section might have the worst hockey takes the human mind can produce. #NHL #FreeAgency
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A non-idiot President would have combined America 250 with Mel Brooks' 100.
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I wish they'd gotten Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to host the NHL Draft. That'd be a lot more fun. #NHL #NHLdraft
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
TSN is really doing a step-by-step breakdown of what drafted players are going to do once they're selected. "Then they'll walk up to this podium [...]." 😐 #NHL #NHLdraft
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/06/2026
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
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Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
WASHINGTON—Calling the discovery the “clearest proof yet” of how the U.S. government was originally designed to function, archaeologists published new evidence Thursday that suggests the Capitol build...
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
So... is Tortorella just going to let the stuff he left in Carolina end up in consignment or something, or is he still going back there? #NHL #StanleyCup #Hurricanes #Vegas
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My parents' severe weather action team #Cats #CatSky
Two (mostly) white cats laying in front of a rain-covered window, their heads turned back to face the camera.
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
#NHL #Vegas #StanleyCup #CarterHart
Pic of Vegas Golden Knights goalie Carter Hart unable to stop a beachball from going in the net
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ItWillGetWorse @blackkettle.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Corporation: We made $5 billion but spent $4.9 billion to keep going, so our net taxable income is $100 million. Gov’t: That’s right. Worker: I made $50,000 but spent $45,000 to keep going, so my net taxable income is $5,000. Gov’t: That’s wrong.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Did you read a book if you skipped the prologue, epilogue, and everything that isn't dialogue? Is the epilogue even part of the story? Are prologues just "author yap"? Are they even "in the book?" New Video: "Maybe You Don't Like Reading" youtu.be/gZUCHqotnwA
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
ICE agents pepper-sprayed Senator Andy Kim of New Jersey.
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ICE agents pepper spray protesters, N.J. senator in clash outside Delaney Hall in Newark
“It’s sad, it’s a sad day," says pepper-sprayed senator.
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
#StarTrek #STNG
Star Trek: the Next Generation title card that reads "The Holodeck Isn't for Your Creepy Sex Fantasies, Barclay! How'd You Pass Starfleet's Psych Evaluation Anyway?"
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
#StarTrek #Voyager #Neelix #Tuvok
Star Trek: Voyager title card that reads "Tuvok Whoops Neelix's Ass for 45 Minutes"
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Josh Mayfield @bean525.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com
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Star Trek Title Card Generator
Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Bringing back the Whale, in what should be a record setting season. #NHL #NHL96 #Whalers #Hartford #Sega #Genesis
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
🎵 Billionaires should be chopped up and fed to rats 🎵 🎵 They have brains that’re smaller than a gnat’s 🎵 🎵 We should smash ‘em into paste

 🎵 🎵 And mix ‘em with our waste
 🎵 🎵 Then chuck those greedy bastards into vats

 🎵 🎵 Choppity-cash 🎵
Pic of writer and comedian Brian stack as 'Artie Kendall', an offensive crooner ghost character he played on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien.
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Beverley Kendall Author 👩🏾‍💻📖🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇾 💙 @beverleykendall.com · 04/05/2026
I keep hearing the Confederacy lost the Civil War, yet I've seen little proof of it.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.
Bugs Bunny giving a monster a manicure, caption: My I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives.
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I see this ad there every time I log on to IG. Why do they keep trying to sell me these silly ass shoes? 🤣
A pair of ridiculous red & white sneakers that are round and goofy looking, like something a cartoon character from the 1940's might wear.
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Bryan Chaffin @geektells.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Quick, informal poll: Does everyone here already know that the Zon owns GoodReads? Related: do you think this is understood amongst authors in general? I'm just curious about perceptions, here.
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My headphones are just out of reach but the cat's sleeping on my feet so... no headphones for a while, I guess.
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The Shockmaster needs a blimp #Wrestling #WrestlingSky #Danhausen
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Nick Snape 💙🐉⚔️🪐📚 @nicksnapeauthor.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Six authors came together determined to produce a #sciencefiction #anthology to share their vision of human and machine convergence. Neosynthesis-12 stories of code, consciousness and survival. #scifibooks mybook.to/neosynthesis
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Nick Snape 💙🐉⚔️🪐📚 @nicksnapeauthor.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Book 5 in The Wrecking Squad series releases today. The Court holds it breath as the Butcher AI lays a murderous trap for the crew of the Sunstar, threatening the death of millions unless the crew’s secrets are given over to him. #sciencefictionbooks #scifibooks #sciencefiction #scifi
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Matthew Malenich @axl-warpshaft.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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PUBLIC ENEMY - State Of The Union (STFU) featuring DJ PREMIER | OFFICIAL VIDEO
YouTube video by Channel ZERO
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Laborwave @laborwave.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
fuck nazis
HOW TO FIND NAZIS:

1) POST "FUCK NAZIS"

2) WATCH FOR THE "DON'T CALL PEOPLE YOU DISAGREE WITH NAZIS!" COMMENTS

3) YOU FOUND THE NAZIS.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15/02/2026
What she said…
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