iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

got my phone bill and realized i did not download that audiobook i had been listening to like i thought i did 🤦‍♀️ data is cheap but it's $10 i'd take back

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 1h

zofran and liquid iv to the rescue, sudden bad nausea go away

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 3h

man, from telling the pope to stfu, to being wrong about who elected him, the pope is actually uniquely qualified to discuss ontology. part of his whole thang

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 3h

look i'm all for everyone getting their bag, but if you're an only fans account following me you are barking up the extremely wrong tree

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 20h

i absolutely hate cable management but since i had to unplug everything recently to try to figure out if my graphics card was broken, i just redid it all with better cord keeper thingies

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 22h

project grow out my sidewalls is going okay so far

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 23h

i think the spider has stopped living inside my screen door (between the screen door and the glass door) so i can open my patio door again which is great because i need FRESH AIR. i vacuumed up some of the old webs, they looked haggard anyway

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

1 more hour of being here, I'm so tired

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sometimes you see some shit that's so dumb all you can do is scroll on by

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Petti Crocker @aquarianairhead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh look it me

"You'll get more conservative as you get older"

Me, rolling into the polyamorous antifa bingo night/mutual aid gender inclusive burlesque show:

(Pretty sure that's) David Hasselhoff in a black leather jacket, holding a falcon

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i'm due for my tdap booster this month and i can't remember if that's one that knocks you on your ass or not so i'm not sure if i want to get it now or wait until after surgery

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me to every red carpet starlet

Emma Thompson in Cruella saying "It could do with a lining."

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Oy. Okay I had to call mohela because half the emails they sent me said my due date was 10/16 and half said 11/16 and that's a very different time frame for coming up with nearly $500

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have been alerted to the existence of a children's animated show called Carpooling with Jesus. Can Jesus even drive?? Does he have a license??

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not going in to work yesterday really fucked up my perception of what day it is

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Anyway whoo just paid $1000 for my August surgery, paid off, feels bad man. Gonna owe another $900 for the hysterectomy probably.

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

$480.73 student loan payments now thanks to the previous Missouri AG and the corrupt 8th circuit court which should have denied standing. My payment on the SAVE plan was a third of that.

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Apparently we are having the type of work day where when I say something innocuous people wanna argue with me. I will not be participating in that game, so sorry about all the posting I'll be doing today!

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Will, in fact, be voting no on convening a constitutional convention for Michigan, we just got reproductive rights put in there

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Boss wrote a document and put "federal, state, and fica taxes" and I think I know what she's trying to say but definitionally fica is federal

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lmao decided to reread Queen of the Damned and I got to the part where he goes "oh you're gonna kill 40% of humanity? 90% of men?" and my brain just went wait that's 45% get better at math

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Alt text is great for when images break

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i refuse to accept the return of stirrup pants

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

will tonight be the last night i turn my ac on? (not a lot but it's 72F in here right now which is a little too warm for me to sleep)

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"opinions are like eggs, everyone's eaten one" fuckin what? lmaooooooo this shit is so absurd i'm dying

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

pulling a little tuft of hair with a scab off your cat is very very normal but goddamn if it isn't weird every single time

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

okay i know people have various expansive definitions of the american midwest that i do not agree with, but i think we can all agree that kentucky is not included??????????

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

home and back in pajamas, as it should be

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Waiting to get my procedure done whoo

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

okay time to get ready to go to my ablation appt wheeeee, hour drive each way is less whee but my mom is driving me at least (drive back after the nerve ablation in my abdomen is kinda uncomfortable)

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it was supposed to rain all day today and we haven't had a single drop. what a bummer

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i'm dying here. taziki. no. please stop. tzatziki.

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you've never had to pick up your cat to cuddle him while you're sitting on the toilet, you might not have an orange

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Look it's not like anything has changed in millennia, but men just hating women with their full chest and other men agreeing or just staying silent will ALWAYS BE WEIRD.

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Todd Rundgren says TS is aggressively mediocre: yes, yes okay Then says female artists are only popular because boys are buying video games instead of music: RECORD SCRATCH, MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

kills me hearing people pronounce pnw place names sometimes. lady keeps putting the emphasis in snoqualmie on SNO. sno-KWALL-me

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

apparently she was working on a new book at least this past spring 🤞🤞

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i never want to get to a medical appointment early, the less i have to sit around in a waiting room the better

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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Figured out all my time off for surgery and I'll be working 2.5 days the week of Dec 7 and 2.5 days the week of Dec 14 and that's it for the year (new surgery date is Nov 11)

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Note to self put your headphones in your work bag in the morning

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How I know sexuality isn't a choice is some women have to be attracted to men (could not be me)

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

my hot take is that matières fécales is not as edgy as they think they are, and that naming yourself "shit" (fecal matter) is actually just cringe

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

torrid has me ip blocked so i can't go to their website so i can't submit this return???????????

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hot take but they shouldn't even make pop tarts without frosting, why even bother

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Heeeehhhh I'm working 6 days in November, surgery, then 6 days in December, then off the last two weeks. The cost for that is no time off besides a few wfh days and one sick day from end of July to November 10

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