Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 21/10/2026Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like. This made me laugh like an idiot so this is the one you get 030 3
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Peeked behind my living room curtains to see what some noise was outside and look at this massive spotted orbweaver 110 1
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Every time I get a reply with a question answered in the original email I just want to send back 140 4
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I actually have the model that only ever *causes* stress 190 9
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026lmao coworker who quit that was always kinda shitty at me sent a multi paragraph email on her last day (today). k. 030 3
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Had to teach a coworker about this so now you all get to have a HAPPY FLAT FUCK FRIDAY 182 8
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026watching jarvis johnson's latest on harassing people with ai "pranks" and: 120 2
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 19/12/2025The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. i'm picking the year i turned 10, which was 1994. because i also was 10 in 1995. and i don't know where everyone is getting theirs from but i'm going with worldwide number 1, which i got here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_in... 240 4
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I don't read as much romantasy as I used to but look at this gorgeous ornament I got, I don't think she's on bsky by Elizabeth Kaneda, snarkyco on Instagram and Etsy 370 7
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 29/10/2025If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula. 330 3
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 26/10/2025before you try to slide into my DMs, just know I’m built like this (also you can't, i turned them off) 140 4
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Yeah that one, the lyrics have been posted everywhere UNFORTUNATELY 110 1
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2025also absolutely lmao at the picture they chose, got him lookin like 040 4
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Falafel is great and all but my guess is most of these people haven't heard of knafeh and that's sad 100 1
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2025EIGHTY GODDAMN DEGREES AT THE END OF SEPTEMBER ISN'T "GREAT," SIR 010 1
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2025just received testing instructions that included telling me not to use viagra or cialis 48 hours before said test. 160 6
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Another clickbaity ass headline. No they don't. It's still the first Sunday in November. 040 4
Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Clickbaity ass fuckin headline. It's for a GRAPHIC NOVEL. 020 2