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Awlbie 🍂 🎃

@awlbie.bsky.social
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Stop it. Get some help. Long Covid/CFS/OH/MCAS/Migraineur She/they. Used to be @awlbiste.gay [It's pronounced like owl-beast.]

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 9h
i was having issues with someone's behavior and took a break to see if it would cool off
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 10h
oof. just did a difficult thing that will probably piss someone off and might have repercussions but maybe now i can stop avoiding this place.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
before my dad retired he owned his own business with a big warehouse in the back of the lot, he put a little recording studio in it
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
ANSWER ME - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN ASKEN DA HARD QUESTION "OH , AND WHY IS THAT" TO A QUOTE "I HAVE TO USE TWITTER ALL MY FRIENDS ARE STILL THERE" AND IF YOUR STILL ON THERE POSTIN INTO THE VOID FOR BOT'S AND LITTLE GOEBBELS AND HIMMLERS TO READ, YA MIGHT WANNA THINK FOR A SECOND ,(1), THE DAMB THING IS SO ALGORITHMED THAT THERE NOT GONNA SHOW YOUR POST'S TO ANY ONE UNLESS THEY REINFORCE THE DOMINANT PARADIGM,(2)  IF YOU ARE READING PROPAGANDA IRONICLY YOU ARE STILL BEING INFLUENCED BY IT DUMMA$$$,  AND ALL BECAUSE YOUR AFRAID OF A WEBSITE WHERE SOMEONE CAN BLOCK YOU AND REMOVE YOUR REPLY LMAOOOO LITTLE BABY MAKE SURE TO DO ALL YOUR BANKING WITH X MONEY LMAO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i would get a slice of french silk pie every time
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i loved going to big boy as a kid, when we left michigan there were no big boys in minnesota and i had to pick a new favorite (bakers square)
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
scaramucci is a lot more fun to say, i feel like i'm gonna keep using it
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Emily Farris @emayfarris.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The time period to make a Scaramucci joke on here is only like one Zacharia, so get it all out folks.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
as a person who has lived in the upper midwest my whole life, iowa politics have always been fascinating and confusing to me. fully blue to fully red in what felt like just a few years.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i've been saying this to myself every time i eye the jar in my cupboard and think about having toast
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Guess they prefer Phil
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
She explicitly does not give legal advice! She does research and helps interpret the law for libraries across the state, trains library boards, but is always very clear she is not giving legal advice and we should all go talk to our actual attorneys for that
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
We have a state law librarian and she makes it very clear she is not a lawyer even though she does have her JD and did pass the bar, she does not actually practice law
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
genetically shit teeth plus lots of years not taking care of them mean i think every single tooth has/had multiple fillings in it
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i just got my 7th crown, your fear is legit i hate to say
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
filling out my ballot and voting for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social for the third time
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
IgE tests are funky for sure. Mine just confirmed allergies I basically knew I already had (egg whites and bananas). Mine also said I had a sensitivity to sesame but I don't.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm technically allergic to egg white protein but it just means if I eat a bunch of egg whites I'm gonna have a stomach ache
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I bring a trader joe's uncrustable to work most days, so good
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'll never forget the nurse I saw in grad school who asked what exercise I do and when I said yoga, she told me that doesn't count 🤔
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
🤞 For a squeaky clean colon
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
so good! better than i expected
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the continued employment of some people remains a mystery to me
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
probably do a better job than the current people
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I keep getting calls about voting in Wisconsin. Don't live in Wisconsin. Very confused!
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
All that butter made me regrow a gallbladder and then get gallstones. It's probably really good though
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dark jeans and a blazer baybeee
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every damn time I get blood drawn it's 50/50 between can't feel it and gruesome
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's not even that good! It was never that good! Like sure I enjoyed the books and movies when they came out and I was too naive to see the shit she put in there, but 30 years later?? It's not decades of enduring love good.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Between being on pain meds and zepbound I spend a portion of my day managing constipation. Diarrhea as a sign of constipation was a new bit of knowledge for me this year.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every day I'm miralaxin
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the only men allowed in my home are my dad and the repair guy
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
lmao
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
turned on the ac at home because it's too muggy over here to open the patio door
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bert gets really annoyed when I make him stop feeding fur directly into the backup power supply
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Grad school is perfecting the art of skimming
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
we call them "motorcycle boys" in this household and we are not fans
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Really unappetizing for kitchen appliances
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i miss duluth, could see the lake from my bedroom window
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
or scare off a doctor
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it's gonna be 80 this weekend up here and i'm pissed
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you could if you really wanted to, there's not an age limit or anything. traditional braces absolutely tore my mouth up though, i'd go for invisalign or something
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
cameras like that are just at the wrong angle, really highlights the neck wobble, but that's not how other humans actually see us
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
people like to fearmonger that it's "doubling" your dose but it's still such a small amount. that one did hit me at about the 3rd week though.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Darth Vader has bills to pay
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Parenting "hits different" when it's not actually parenting
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh yeah, not even particularly new, my favorite thing about OH is I don't need to watch my sodium intake at all, I love salty foods
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's basically where I was at in the beginning. 9+ months in and all my numbers are beautiful so I did focus a little more on the idea that meaningful weight loss was possible for me. But all the other benefits are still what's most important.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have a board member who insists on taking minutes for every committee he's on, but he doesn't know how to attach a document to email so he brings us a hard copy every single time. This one is ageist.
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