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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There was a knowing smile in the way the library told me “enjoy” as she handed me gay hockey smut…
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My apple tart for our Mahjong dinner party 🥰
Homemade apple tart with slices arranged in a spiral
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He doesn’t even know Lady Gaga had a secret baby on 9/11…
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Page Six Reports is a beautiful name for a girl
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is how bad bitches quilt a Lemoyne star. You bitches can’t even spell Lemoyne
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#1: Get a cunty bob
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bodaciou$ @b0dacious.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
they’re defrosting
Cast of Gilmore Girls amidst fall leaves.
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Hannah Lock @hannahlock.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Psyduck knits Mimikyu a scarf 🍂
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
No trip home is complete without a Cookout run
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Farmer’s market peach so sweet and juicy Timothee’s actions in CMBYN start making sense…
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harpy @shiftingvisage.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
stop giving me those babydoll eyes josh
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Got a seafood dinner by the river and saw a movie at the local theater popup that was truly giving Gilmore Girls for my birthday 🥰
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I tied my shoes too tight so basically what I’m saying is I’m having the worst time anyone has ever had at any point in human history
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Back to working out after a month break. In a real gym this time. Watch this space
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Making a fruit tart and mixed leftover homemade lemon curd into the pastry cream
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Every beach trip, I turn into Muad’dib himself the way I start talking about water
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Birthday cake test run turned out not too bad 🥰 first time making a layered cake
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will @willduh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
starting to think love island USA is actually a buddhist parable. the villa is the bardo and the islanders are trapped in the wheel of samsara, endlessly desiring yet unable to grasp onto anything, while their ego subjects them to unimaginable embarrassment…
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My Sneasler when its White Herb activates, doubling its speed
Doris Unburdened
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
kinda the modern day princess diana when you think about it #rhori
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grant @grantlikesbeer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
#LoveIslandUSA
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
…y’all know I’m Canada down
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Farmers market in our new town is so amazing my soul is healed 🥰
Kyle Richards et al. at a farmers market
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kid chudi @2chud4u.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
smoking a blunt in the backrooms with a bunch of weird guys
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
in my heart of hearts i know that soup has legitimate healing powers
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Finally starting #LoveIslandUSA after our move. Gonna have to marathon to catch up
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 27/05/2026
MARINA to atlantic records (2015):
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Ariana Grande is just secular Mariah Carey
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Sweet Southern waitress told my husband and me, “it’s nice to see men with style around here” then gave us a 20% discount. THAT’S an ally
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 20/05/2026
Happy 36th birthday to the talented Josh O'Connor.
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Kyle Richards with a speech bubble
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I swear I will live to see the downfall of Kyle Richards
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
And my husband got MVP this week! Starting to feel like a dynasty to me…
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Alicia Carmody if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Bartaco milfs 🥰
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Got MVP at kickball tonight and I WILL be letting this go to my head. Watch this space
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Surely I can’t be the only who thought this was Lisa Vanderpump
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Criterion Collection Paddington box set WHEN?
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ちゃこり @tyako089.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Half an edible and a 90s romcom starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan 😤😩😜🙂‍↕️
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
You: girl that sweats Me: bitch that perspires
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Forever chasing this level of comfy coziness
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ben @benrs.uk · 01/04/2026
oomf always on about trade this trade that, how about we trade between our nations on sid meier’s civilization vii
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
RHOBH taglines that would get the principal involved if you posted it to FB in middle school
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 10
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Annoying guy at my yoga studio has missed the last two classes
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/03/2026
i need a DND setting for my phone that explicitly tells people i'm in a movie, what movie i'm watching, and that i'm a better person than they are because i'm patronizing the movies
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Do u think the real housewives’s gay entourages hook up with each other on the girls trips?
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Andrew @avmah.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
In honor of Oscars night, here are the nominee food puns I came up with
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