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@vanitycomplex.bsky.social
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Welcome to my enclosure. Feel free to add enrichment! Seattle, They/them, anglaise/français

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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 3h
Damn, universe saw too much joy and decided to snipe tf outta me cuz wdym I’m sick?
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 17h
He rescheduled 🥲
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning. I have a date tonight 🫪
Dog in a grassy field with text that says “stop people pleasing, become unacceptable”
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Straights literally crashed a global economy because they couldn’t figure out how to join a recreational sport or kiss someone without seeing their genitals first so decide to read mein kampf for idiots online
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh this man bought extra pillows and invited me over again 🫪
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me on non work nights: I should get some rest and relax so I feel good tomorrow :) Me on work nights: I should do a substance and stay up until 2a.m. 😈
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Starting a tv show where five transwomen are given one state sanctioned killing and must hunt down a TERF and then subsequently use their victims’ makeup and clothing to turn the cuntiest runway in herstory. Show titled “It’s Our TERF Now!”
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t know how to say this, but I am finding endless amounts of joy in my life that have me feeling limitless and secure all at the same time!
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think to understand Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, one must first watch Jennifer’s Body
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Did you check our communism section?” - fun phrases I now regularly ask
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My oral fixation is kissing
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Went home with someone for the first time in my life. Everyone please clap
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Being on the pnw is crazy because wdym I’m the last to get news omg
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can’t decide if I go out dancing, or if I stay inside 🤔
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lowkey some gays on here are fucking delusional making burner accounts to continue to assert they’re not racist 🙂
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thinking about becoming evil, maybe for like a year or something 🤔
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some twinks will never see heaven!
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So before you all lock up your cocks for a month, do you wanna deposit any loads in the vanity complex national trust, aka my hole
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People will talk about Spanish negatively and the second you call them out on it, they always hit you with the “Um? Spain?!” Like, sure diva, because you were really referencing Spain as the threat to American culture 🙄 bffr
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay boyfriends, I’m home from work and no one is in my bed offering cuddles 🤨
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I honestly think my mom critiquing Beyoncé every chance she got was significantly impactful on our relationship and is a primary reason I rarely share my tastes or likes with others out of fear of embarrassment
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy #fcf but it’s soft
Vanity naked revealing their tattoos and soft cock
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really I only exist to make out with people
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It has been so long since I’ve gotten gas I forgot which side the tank was on 🥰
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I need Kaytranada and Pink Pantheress to make an album à la SG Lewis and Tove Lo
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t feel like a sex freak, but every once-in-awhile I’ll casually use a phrase like “finding his second hole” and realize that I’m going to have to explain it 😅
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am going to be polite and chaste out of respect for the Oregon Zoo, but just imagine what I’d say if I were not that way, which I am
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Denver is not a gay or queer city and nothing can convince me otherwise at this point 🙂
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*lowers sunglasses” and is there a Mr. Delicious 😏
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Would someone with muscles and abs care to help me make a lil home workout routine 🥺
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
”Unspecified errors” sure sounds like voter roll tampering from the state that regularly and randomly purges voter rolls and gerrymanders districts!
apple.news
State error in Texas creates huge backlog in voter registration applications as midterm voting nears — The Associated Press
County election offices throughout Texas are scrambling to process a massive backlog of voter registration applications stemming from an error at the state level.
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just love good news!
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love that my friends know if i text at 7am that I WILL be going back to bed 😴😪 #NothingToHonkButTheseShoes
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does this pose make me look gay? (Please say yes)
Vanity in a shop mirror
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m less ashamed of my piss kink than I am my daily linkedin games tbh
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Call me an LLC the way I’m buying from the hole sale 🤤
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fork found in kitchen? No! Soup found in broth!
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gotta be honest! Lots of things I havent been liking. Lots of things I have been liking. Much to consider!
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*tries to write a poem about the men I want to love* *realizes that each poem strongly references coveting and curating objects like a museum* *stops writing before I realize that I go on dates to covet a temporary fleeting ideal instead of going on dates to be in human company*
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reminder that the value of your car means nothing to a brick
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Property owners will be like “can I park my third car on this public sidewalk?” And then not give a fuck. Like, bitch! I’m going to key your car!
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey, can one of you bring me a coffee rq? I go tuckered out 🥺
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every bottom out here wanting to be thrown around while every top is out here wanting to be worshipped, like DAMN can any of these faggots put in some effort tf 😩
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning boyfriends! I’ll be at the bookstore today if you need anything 🥰💛
Illustration of someone (who looks vaguely like me :3) looking in a mirror saying “nobody can find out how much i need love”
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sorry to my 6 (?) roommates that 11pm is sing song time :3
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Call me Marlboro Red the way I’m hunting cowboys
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wanna post something funny, but all I can think about is being horny enough to want physical touch but being too sleepy to act on it
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey, I’m really sleepy. Can someone come tuck me in for a nap 🥺
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It has taken my autistic ass nearly 30 years to understand that people saying “why would you do that? You should do this instead!” Is really them saying “hey that doesn’t seem comfortable/good for you/efficient. Try this instead because it might be better for you :)” and not “you’re a bad idiot!”
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hi boyfriends. I got my haircut!
Me in very orange sunlight :3
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