iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

I searched for that, but nothing shows up that's relevant. Did they delete it after Women's History Month ended? That would be pretty shitty because it was a great playlist!

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Hi @altmadison.bsky.social - how do we find the playlist you and Kat curated recently - the women of Lithium? I have been unable to find it!

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I’m starting a task force to spread anti-Christian bias. Who’s with me?

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

The stupidest people in the world are convinced that Elon Musk is a genius. Do with that what you will.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Trump has been in a medically induced coma for a year and his 2028 re-election seems inevitable. No one has heard from JD Vance since he underwent the Neuralink procedure in 2026. Elon Musk only exists as a digital AI uploaded to every server by Presidential mandate. He’s still a Nazi.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

The lower class, relegated to using bidets and eating woke foods like avocados, trade their advanced degrees as currency, performing science experiments in secret, risking death from violating the EO prohibiting Americans from being smarter than the President.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

The year is 2027. The ruling class flaunts their wealth by pelting each other with eggs and toilet paper while farting and spitting.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

A new memo has circulated requiring all agencies to remove toilet paper from all federal bathrooms and mandates shitting in your hand and throwing it at journalists and Democrats as a sign of solidarity with the President's shit-throwing agenda.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Illegal immigrant and ketamine addict Elon Musk made a little moustache with the President's shit and called himself Shitler for the rest of the day. "This will get the edgelords to like me for another day," he said. "Plus comedy is legal now."

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

"Masterfully thrown," said JD Vance as he wiped the splattered shit off of his face. "Yummy, I wish I was there," reported Jesse Waters from Fox News. "What a powerful show of strength from Daddy," exclaimed Tucker Carlson.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

BREAKING NEWS: President Trump shit in his hand this morning and threw it at a photo array of people who oppose him, including journalists, Democrats, and all of the former members of his Cabinet. The excrement was yellow and soup-like and covered most of his team in addition to the photos.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I wish Trump was more concerned with the qualifications of his GED hires than the DEI hires.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

It’s my birthday, though the thought of celebrating anything right now seems difficult. Liquor will help.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Just got fired by a Truth Social post. I was the DEI coordinator of our nation’s rainbow facility, ensuring that rainbows were handed out on a 3:1 ratio to queer Americans.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

If you refresh the TikTok app, it’s now a Spirit Halloween.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I think it’s time for California to stop supporting welfare red states and focus their energy on long term fire prevention and state-specific initiatives.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Today is the four year anniversary of one of the most shameful moments in our nation’s history, which includes among its roster the start of the Civil War, the elections of Trump, and the introduction of Crystal Pepsi.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

It’s short for Garland or Garage or Gallery.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

When I drive by an attractive woman jogging, I always honk, roll my window down, and yell "I admire your commitment to your health!"

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Christmas Eve implies the existence of Christmas Adam, who ruins the party for everyone, blames it on Eve, and then makes out with Lilith under the mistletoe.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

The best friends in the world will see something that reminds them of you and just send it to you for no reason. And then you have the friends at a whole new level who send you gifts like this.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

The 7th season finale of Dating Kinda Sucks is out, and I'd love for you to check it out! This week we talked about traveling in Taiwan, dating in Tulsa, and answer a listener question -does she actually like her boyfriend? Check us out on any podcast app or YouTube today! pod.link/1360565233

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Dating Kinda Sucks

An honest, raw, and hilarious podcast about dating, sex, and relationships, hosted by millennial serial dater Sarah G and grizzled comedian Adam Avitable. Whether you're single, committed, or it's com...

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Authorities are now reporting that the assassin has dreamy eyes and smells like cinnamon sugar cookies.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Apparently my new favorite genre is “Pixie Gen Z Alternative Pop”

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Avitafest will be the most eclectically confusing mix of music you've ever listened to in your life, but free vodka Red Bulls for everyone! Clothing optional (obviously).

A music festival poster made up from my Spotify listening history, featuring Jax, NIN, Kesha, Billie Eilish, Marilyn Manson, Taylor Swift, and more.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

10pm at your parents’ house as an adult feels like 3am at your own apartment.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I’m thankful for vodka Red Bull.

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Helpful hotlines today: 1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey 1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce 1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin Happy Thanksgiving.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

As someone who's spending the day alone, I'm thankful that I don't have to teach anyone what tariffs are or explain that Obamacare is the same as the ACA today.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I’ve tried all types of stuffing/dressing and I’ve never enjoyed any of it.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

403 years ago we had the first Thanksgiving. Can we finally admit that stuffing sucks and turkey is mid at best?

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Scroll for a minute without seeing a big account continuing to talk about “the other site” challenge.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Turkey is the worst part of Thanksgiving dinner that doesn’t involve your racist uncles.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

We’re not going back.

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Freddy Mercury died of AIDS 33 years ago today. With modern medical technology, he likely would have lived. Never forget how much progress against major infectious disease has been made in a short time. We are at risk now of rolling back much of that progress.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Shrinking and Ted Lasso. And any Bill Lawrence show. They’re all good for the soul.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

We were mutuals on the hellscape so I’d love a follow back again!

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God @thegodshow.com · 23/11/2024

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

How do you even have fruitful discussions with boomer Trumper parents? My dad just told me that if they change the Social Security retirement age, he assumes anyone in their 60s will be “grandfathered in” to the original age. And then laughed that my generation was screwed. I just can’t anymore.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

It’s so frustrating. Going through this with my dad too.

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Murph @murphtracks.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

1) Since Bluesky is lagging behind on moderation, here’s a fresh bIock/mute Iist of N*zi Content & Far Right Trolls. I’ve checked through them and most violate TOS, all are worth a bIock. Beware of the “parody” accounts pretending to be libs. Report content when possible. bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I realized I had it set for 18 and up only. So if you look at it when you’re not logged in, it might show restriction in that way.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

No I didn’t! I wonder why? My stuff contains nudity but I censor it if I post on IG. Thank you for letting me know.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Weird it split it! Avitable.shootproof.com

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I’m a writer and a photographer. My photos are at avitable.shoot proof.com

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Fantastic. And they won’t have any luck over here either.

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