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Adam Avitable

@avitable.bsky.social
1.1K followers 2.9K following 202 posts

Tulsa currently. Writer, photographer and comedian. Pro-SW, vocal trans ally and feminist. Cis/Pan. He/they. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Find me: linktr.ee/avitable

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
The best friends in the world will see something that reminds them of you and just send it to you for no reason. And then you have the friends at a whole new level who send you gifts like this.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Avitafest will be the most eclectically confusing mix of music you've ever listened to in your life, but free vodka Red Bulls for everyone! Clothing optional (obviously).
A music festival poster made up from my Spotify listening history, featuring Jax, NIN, Kesha, Billie Eilish, Marilyn Manson, Taylor Swift, and more.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I’m thankful for vodka Red Bull.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I was going to be snarky about last night’s show, which ended up taking place in a vintage tshirt shop, but it turned out being an amazing night. It was a good reminder that any moment on stage is better than the moments you’re not.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I’m so happy to be away from a site where Nancy Mace has posted more about a trans woman using a bathroom in a single day than I’ve posted anything in six months.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I am worned out. Has anyone considered moving to Sardinia and buying a house for a dollar?
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
These groceries cost me $150. That seems reasonable almost like the Inflation Reduction Act worked. If only the media was informed…
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I think it’s time to go full rainbow again.
Adam Avitable has a shaved head and a long beard dyed like the rainbow.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Reintroduction thread: Name: Avitable, Adam, Avi Pronouns: He/him/they Location: Nomadic (US), Tulsa for now Hobbies: photography, writing, karaoke, dive bars, making content, advocacy for marginalized and oppressed people Discord: avitable Instagram: avitable Quote skeet with your info!
Adam Avitable in a bathtub filled with bacon. Adam Avitable’s face surrounded by bacon.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
1 Bottom 2 Tops is the name of my sex tape.
An advertisement for men's clothing offering 3 items for $33 with "1 Bottom, 2 Tops" written in large font.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Today would have been my mom’s 69th birthday. Please help me honor her and the dark sense of humor she blessed me with by replying “Nice”.
An older woman sitting with her adult son.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Once again I urge you to buy my book “How to pack effectively for a one-week stay” available nowhere, never.
A luggage cart showing over 10 bags precariously balanced on it.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
And in today’s travel tip, I’ll teach you how to effectively pack for a one week stay…
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
A few pics of the Seattle skyline throughout the day. It’s lovely here.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 18/06/2023
“AI, can you make me immediately regret any dream I had of being a rockstar?”
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
I love hard boiled eggs but I do not love how this smells like a bag of farts.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 06/06/2023
I refuse to be the one who’s your 70th and ruin that perfection.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
Bi/panphobic “liberal” women on dating apps are infuriating.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
Shot this going 90 miles an hour down a two lane road while passing a motor home with a semi heading right towards me. Who says artists aren’t risk takers?
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 03/06/2023
Everything I own, ready to load into the car for a six month nomadic journey.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 03/06/2023
Happy Pride Month to everyone except Matt Walsh.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 03/06/2023
I hit the road tomorrow for a six month trip around the US and I’m packing the essentials.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
Just got my neuralink implant
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
Two years ago I sold everything I owned and left Florida to become a nomad. These ultra modern four-baby cribs sold fast!
Baby storage for four babies at once. Four-drawer black filing cabinet.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
Blue sky today in Utah.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
The first Mother’s Day without you. I miss you.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
There is so much you can do with a good beard!
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Thirstday night selfies. Help me choose the best one.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Top five team names: 5. The League of Extraordinary Shitstains 4. Justice Loogie 3. Lesion of Super Eggs 2. Bird-Chests of Prey 1. The Stay-Insiders
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
It’s finally spring here in Utah.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
Everyone here is so beautiful. I love it. I hide behind the camera and take photos and you would all be incredible models.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
Does bacon count?
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
twink or no twink?
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
My old roommate’s dog just died (of old age) and I remember his giant massive head that weighed a ton resting on my knee anytime I had food, staring at me with baleful eyes until I parted with a handful of French fries. I’ll miss you Dax.
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
Asked an AI art generator to show me “people posting skeets on bluesky” and it’s everything I could have hoped for.
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