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Average Metro Transit @avgmetrotransit.bsky.social · 21h

my new vocal stim is saying "innit bruv" in an american accent

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 12/10/2026

carrying this bladder full of piss to full term

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit

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Average Metro Transit @avgmetrotransit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

View from the High Bridge in Virginia, MN The tallest bridge in Minnesota. Goes over an abandoned iron ore mine

Fall colors and hills around an enormous pit mine full of water. Exposed rock formations around the water.

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 02/10/2026

passing by occasionally shaking my leg a bit to adjust my balls

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Faff (Fawful’s Wife) @faffreux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

guffaw and giggle!! #fawful #jolligig

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may @maysuser.name · 01/10/2026

6/10 men don't know this but it's actually really easy to not rape someone

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aila🎧 @aila.dance · 01/10/2026

Luigi should have a giant rack. Toad should have a giant rack. Bowser Jr should have a giant rack. Dry bones should have a giant rack. Baby Mario should have a giant rack. Goomba should have a giant rack. Lakitu should have a giant rack.

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 18/05/2026

i had a dream they came out with "Reply Guy Conversation Hearts." artistic recreation.

9 candy conversation hearts that feature typical replyguy responses, such as "ID DATE YOU HAHA" "I WISH I WASNT SINGLE. SIGH." "LOL YOUR SO FUNNY. ARE YOUR DMS OPEN BTW." and more

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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it

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Average Metro Transit @avgmetrotransit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

That stupid ass bus detour on friday and saturday nights in uptown seems to be over??? The 38 went right down Lake no problem

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 20/09/2026

a topless woman? well by god somebody get her girlfriend then...

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026

if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf

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DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?

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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

nobody tell

I don't speak Spanish, but everyone at my work does. They have a nick name for me that I would like translated
They will always call me "Merry Cone" whatever that means. Sometimes it is "Peachy Merry Cone"
, I told
them I prefer the flavor orange and they just laugh at me. I think it must be some kind of ice cream maybe they have in Mexico that they do not have here. I am just glad that whatever it means, it makes everyone happy and laugh.

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BOOles @awawa.pics · 31/10/2025

"my son is doing fine" your daughter: pk;ap latch

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Muz 🍀 @muzyoshi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

mario couples

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"I am not complicit" I'm gonna say this all day

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 23/07/2026

No results for "gay Macklemore I'm gonna fuck some f slurs"

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13/09/2026

Genuinely very funny to me that people who were apparently fine with me posting Fuck ICE and Chinga la Migra all day long unfollowed me when I started posting UNIX facts

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Never forget this creative adventure! Super Mario Maker released on the Nintendo Wii U on this day 11 years ago. And you can keep the fun times flying by purchasing Super Mario Maker 2 for the Nintendo Switch Family of Systems!

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Deli Mage @deli-mage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I really like the Switch Sports Resort jellyfish girl, she like a little sister to the Jellyfish sisters from Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga

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Lucas the WEREGOON @celebismyspace.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This is an AWESOME comm I got of my Paper Mario Partner OC Shelby! She’s a trans lesbian Magikoopa in training (ex hammer sister) She can Tattle via a hand-me-down Tattle Log and bring the pain with some magic! Comm by @muzyoshi.bsky.social THANK YOU SHES SO BEAUTIFUL!!!

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Average Metro Transit @avgmetrotransit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Why does Skip Traffic look like that...

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

You expect cis people to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Little St. James Island where I might get tone-policed for being myself.

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Average Metro Transit @avgmetrotransit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My favorite main mario character chargin chuck

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I was today years old when I found out the M on Mario's hat stood for his name, I just thought he was a big fan of Mamdani.

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Average Metro Transit @avgmetrotransit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Big news for the foshay tower in the distance community

Under construction road with trees above, minneapolis skyline in bg

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Average Metro Transit @avgmetrotransit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

youtu.be/pctBiYiz99Q i went to farmington for no reason. Here is a fairly unpolished video about it lol

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Minneapolis to Farmington without a car!

YouTube video by Average Metro Transit

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Miyamoto once jumped from the top of the Empire State Building to test how it feels to be Mario.

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 20/08/2026

oh man i can hear katie couric

9/11 happening on a media cart TV from school

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 19/08/2026

I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but I just made a GoFundMe for David's mom and brother. Thomas has been battling colon cancer, and today we found out it has spread to his bones. My MIL, Irma, has been caring for him. And then she found out she has kidney cancer and needs her kidney removed.

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Donate to Two Cancer Diagnoses: Help the Rangel Family Survive, organized by Ashley Fairbanks

For almost two years, my brother-in-law, Thomas Rangel, has been… Ashley Fairbanks needs your support for Two Cancer Diagnoses: Help the Rangel Family Survive

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MARA9 @maranine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

🌹 with bottom surgery in 13 days, I am really stressing about meeting even half of my goal so that I don’t go broke while recovering please help share this, and if you can contribute it would mean the universe to me help my Two Spirit Native trans self recover properly ko-fi.com/marallmighty...

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Support MARAllMighty

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Average Metro Transit @avgmetrotransit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Reminder that jon ossoff voted for the laken riley act

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Average Metro Transit @avgmetrotransit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

bottom surgery where your dick and balls become loose like a loose tooth and eventually fall off

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Average Metro Transit @avgmetrotransit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

How many people voted in the Republican vs Democratic Minnesota Senate primary on Tuesday, by county Overall: 63% Democrat, 37% Republican If this is anything remotely close to November's result this will be an insane blue wave election in Minnesota

Map of Minnesota counties, colored by which party got more votes in the US Senate primary. Several Republican 2024 counties are blue on this map

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Average Metro Transit @avgmetrotransit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

minnesota secretary of state website thought i was a bot because im looking at every county results page and pasting them into a spreadsheet

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Average Metro Transit @avgmetrotransit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

County map of the MN Senate primary. Blue = Flanagan, Green = Craig

Map of Minnesota colored by which candidate won each county

Flanagan did well in the Arrowhead and far north + the metro. Craig won narrowly in south suburbs and won some rural counties

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Alexis @alexispace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Next Senator from Minnesota btw

Peggy Flanagan wearing a "Protect Trans Kids" shirt

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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

U.S. Senator Amy Klobuchar secures Democratic nomination for Wisconsin governor

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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 12/08/2026

Peggy is winning in areas that would normally be expected to be Angie strongholds. We got this, fam,

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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/08/2026

looking VERY good for Flanagan so far from everything I’ve seen Wisconsin is a tossup until we see Madison come in

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Average Metro Transit @avgmetrotransit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Flanagan is up almost 20 points in anoka co and is LEADING in dakota co by a tiny margin (heart of craig's district). Both are mostly done reporting You love to see it

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