H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My son informed me that a giant bucket as tall as outer space is going to rain water down on us and wash away all the trees, buildings, and bugs. So I guess he's discovered the flood myths. 020
Reposted by H. A. EugeneMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 13/09/2026this dog is rad as hell 231240171
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Spotted lantern flies are (apparently) filled with Elmer’s glue. 001
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Douglas McCarthy of Nitzer Ebb died last year, so now I've got no choice but to imagine that in heaven the world's worse duet of Jolene has just begun. 100
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Thinking today about how much Add It Up by Violent Femmes was a proto-incel anthem. It's apparent in the lyrics, of course. But I never really thought about how much the song occupies that space between "sad guy" anthems about heartbreak and loneliness and the violence we're experiencing today.youtube.comAdd It UpYouTube video by Violent Femmes - Topic 120
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I like how maple syrup comes in little glass fifth bottles like there are syrupaholics going around with them in their ass pockets. 000
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 25/07/2026My short story "Whole" is out today! www.varnishlit.com/online/whole 113
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Watching the old Inspector Gadget cartoon with our kid and was struck by this sad idea that so much of the TV shows from our childhoods were engineered to keep us company while our parents fought in the background. 100
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Wow, actually hearing Smells Like Teen Spirit in the grocery store right now. 6150
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I must look extra stately today because the new girl behind the counter at the bodega pointed to my son and said my grandson was very cute 😆 100
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Roller skating for the first time in decades, and there was a brief moment of exhilaration there when I realized this might kill me. 250
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 18/05/2026My short story "Show of Force" is out now over at @jerseydevilpress.bsky.social! www.jerseydevilpress.com?page_id=9218 135
Reposted by H. A. EugeneBusiness 80 @business80.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Today the artist-owned music platform @subvert.fm is launching, and our music is on it: www.subvert.fm/business-80 #subvertworld 061
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 20/04/2026They combined ‘Honey Crisp’ apples and ‘Fuji’ apples and called it 'EverCrisp' when ‘Funny Crisp’ was right there. 000
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Each bubble is networked, so pushing down on one will only push the air into its neighbor. Meaning it won’t pop. They really are trying to take all the joy out of the world... 010
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Variations on Clarke’s third law, “"any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" 000
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I’ve long thought high schoolers ought to be taught how stories actually work as a prophylactic against narrative-shifting propaganda. But this probably a tall order.orionmagazine.orgThe Age of Stories - Orion MagazineIn the Age of the Anthropocene, have we lost control of the narrative? 000
Reposted by H. A. EugeneMar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 27/03/2026haha how silly… oh (from @twonks.bsky.social) 4551180
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Billy Corgan, James Carville, Moby, Stanley Tucci, and Mr Clean all show up at mansion wondering why they were all called here today 000
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I've been having an interesting time lately completing edits and final drafts on stories I wrote and forgot about for years; in some cases, close to eight(!) It's tremendously therapeutic, and probably the closest I've come to feeling like I was reading someone else's writing. 110
Reposted by H. A. EugeneAddison Smith (Addi) @addi.social · 20/03/2026SALE ALERT: I'm off work today, which means no pay, so I made some Cover Prompts! Not sure what to write? Use one of these covers to prompt a new story! Short, Novella, whatever! No AI, Fully Licensed, etc. $25. Just reply with which one you want, and I'll do the edits whenever you want! 1/2 21615
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I'm convinced the people who let their clothes sit in the washing machine at a crowded laundromat are the same people who stand in busy doorways and stairwells to look at their phone. 000
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 03/03/2026There is a kind of quiet crazy in the world that is under appreciated, subsumed by the more obvious loud crazy. 000
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I was running through the falling snow when I saw a boy across the street, probably between 5-7 years of age, looking down at everything else on the block from atop the largest pile of machine-driven snow in the neighborhood. 110
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Enjoy this delicious video!youtu.beShit Where U EatYouTube video by Business 80 020
Reposted by H. A. Eugene#noneofthisisok @noneofthisisok.bsky.social · 05/02/2026thisecommercelife.com/blogs/comics...thisecommercelife.com2035: No complaints.Comics about a fight we seem to be losing… by Datch Haven. 2147
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 05/02/2026You what might be way better than soccer the way it is now is a) no teams, and b) one goal with no goalie and a bunch of people on the field trying to steal the ball from each other. 000
Reposted by H. A. EugeneBusiness 80 @business80.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Getting ready for the weekend 011
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Weird, I just remembered they made a live-action Cowboy Bebop and it just went away. 000
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Long-necked dinosaurs should be renamed reachasaurus. 020
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Finding out your homepage is down on a holiday is a new experience (I forgot to update my billing info) 000
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Working at a computer for extended periods was easier with coffee and cigarettes. 010
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I’ve had this stuck in my head all morning, which means a David Lynch kind of day. youtu.be/icfq_foa5Mo?...youtu.beBOBBY VINTON-BLUE VELVETYouTube video by JIM GONSALVES 120
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I walked out of the subway and was greeted by an onion rolling out from around the corner of a building, which reminded me that the world can still be strange. 060
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 17/12/2025> "As a twist on Arthur C. Clark's famous words, science fiction author Carl Schroeder once wrote, 'Any sufficiently advanced civilization is indistinguishable from nature'," Kipping explained in an accompanying Cool Worlds video.iflscience.comThe Eschatian Hypothesis: Why Our First Contact From Aliens May Be Particularly Bleak, And Nothing Like The MoviesIn this scenario, our first contact with aliens would be tragic. We should look for "loud shouts in the night". 121
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 14/12/2025On the second floor of the indoor playground with the pneumatic guns that shoot ball pit balls, imagining some kid taking aim at kids below, reciting Barry Pepper's lines from Saving Private Ryan: "Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight…” 010
Reposted by H. A. EugeneBusiness 80 @business80.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Let's do Starship Troopers nexttheguardian.comRoboCop statue rises in Detroit: ‘Big, beautiful, bronze piece of art’A 15-year quest ends with a monument, drawing crowds and nostalgia as Detroit embraces its cult-film past 021
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Legendary character from Australian mythology, Bluey. 150
Reposted by H. A. EugeneThe Doctor (Commissions open) @lucidillusions.in · 03/11/2025Very excited to be part of this issue! Go ahead give this short fiction a read, about a deep sea eldritch god. #WritingCommunitytheberlinliteraryreview.comDr Suvajeet Duttagupta The Leviathan’s MercyDR SUVAJEET DUTTAGUPTAThe Leviathan’s MercyThe Triton plunged even deeper into the Mariana Trench, a silver needle piercing the ocean’s black heart. I pressed a hand against the cold view-por… 2156
Reposted by H. A. EugeneRobert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪 5736981371
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 22/11/2025What would suck is having huge chunks of your past be unrecallable because of dementia and they come and arrest you because you're apparently the Zodiac Killer. That would be like an inverted Lost Highway. 010
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 20/11/2025mcsweeneys.netI Work For an Evil Company, but Outside Work, I’m Actually a Really Good PersonI love my job. I make a great salary, there’s a clear path to promotion, and a never-ending supply of cold brew in the office. And even though my j... 010
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Our kid shot this picture, which he unintentionally modified by pulling impatiently on the paper while it printed. 030
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Can you run faster than a pack of bloodhounds?theguardian.com‘Are they going to eat me alive?’: trail runners become prey in newest form of huntingNervous reporter is chased across English countryside by baying bloodhounds, in what could soon be only legal way to hunt with dogs 000
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 17/11/2025youtu.beStephen King January 1992 library TV ad "Check it out - we might just run into each other!"YouTube video by BetaGems Lost Media 011
H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 12/11/2025“This is the averaging out, the displacement of the human being in time and at work, that A.I. tools impose…its derivative ethos seems to have permeated all forms of media. Everything must be easy to follow and to understand, simple enough to recognize and categorize.newyorker.comThe New Literalism Plaguing Today’s Biggest MoviesBuzzy films from “Anora” to “The Substance” are undone by a relentless signposting of meaning and intent. 220
Reposted by H. A. Eugeneemma burnett @slashnburnett.bsky.social · 03/11/2025My latest Patreon post is live. It's got some life updates, and for paid supporters, it has a snippet from my upcoming book, Ex Partum (coming soon from @atthisarts.com). www.patreon.com/posts/140919... #scifi #specfic #bookskypatreon.comNovember, novella, new beginnings | Emma BurnettGet more from Emma Burnett on Patreon 12116