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H. A. Eugene

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Strange fiction, music, and weird stuff. Stories at HAD, Radon Journal, the September 2024 issue of Flash Fiction Online, and elsewhere | Filipino-American | He/him linktr.ee/haeugene

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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's also naive. It thinks people still care about ufo photos and videos. They don't. They can't. Because everybody knows images can't be trusted anymore.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If the Duffer Brothers made it, everybody in it would have been a teenager, and people would have loved the shit out of it. And I would have hated it. If Panos Cosmatos had made it, it would have looked rad, and nobody would have seen it. But I would have loved it.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The way it is now, it's like a diabetes commercial-version of Scanners. It has actual stuff it lifted directly from Scanners. It's just really saccharine.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I watched Disclosure Day on an airplane and figured out what the problems with it are, exactly: first of all, it was clearly written 40 years ago. Also, it got the exact wrong director: it’s actually a David Cronenberg movie, not a Spielberg movie.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If everybody leaves before you end your Zoom call, it ends up being just you and your fake smile.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My son informed me that a giant bucket as tall as outer space is going to rain water down on us and wash away all the trees, buildings, and bugs. So I guess he's discovered the flood myths.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this dog is rad as hell
A dog looking through the viewfinder of a video camera
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Spotted lantern flies are (apparently) filled with Elmer’s glue.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/azal...
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Douglas McCarthy of Nitzer Ebb died last year, so now I've got no choice but to imagine that in heaven the world's worse duet of Jolene has just begun.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Anyway, the trajectory is making me think of how Elon used to want to save the world. But now he just wants to leave it.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
And beneath that are the ‘white knight’ anthems of the 80’s, like Glory of Love by Peter Cetera: “I am a man who will fight for your honor I'll be the hero you're dreamin' of” (You can almost hear the “m’lady”)
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peter cetera - glory of love (Video Official) HD
YouTube video by Lili Ci
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Right below Add It Up is Some Guys Have All the Luck by Rod Stewart (the character in the song just hasn’t gotten angry yet) youtu.be/AqrxgEln_Dw?...
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Rod Stewart - Some Guys Have All the Luck (Official HD Remastered Video)
YouTube video by Rod Stewart
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great song with a dark sense of humor. It just plays different in this future.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Thinking today about how much Add It Up by Violent Femmes was a proto-incel anthem. It's apparent in the lyrics, of course. But I never really thought about how much the song occupies that space between "sad guy" anthems about heartbreak and loneliness and the violence we're experiencing today.
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Add It Up
YouTube video by Violent Femmes - Topic
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I like how maple syrup comes in little glass fifth bottles like there are syrupaholics going around with them in their ass pockets.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Also check out this brief interview: www.instagram.com/p/DbMst3ogTA...
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varnish.lit on Instagram: "From the author: - “Townies worked for the mine or punched timecards in the discount store economy that sprang up around it. There …"
From the author: - “Townies worked for the mine or punched timecards in the discount store economy that sprang up around it. There was a main street far enough downwind that passers-through might shop for old soda pop signs, wind chimes, and decrepit furniture. The well-off bought houses further away from the mine, but most families were like Brad’s – clustered in tract homes near the southern lip, which bisected the entire lower portion of the state.”Response: This aspect of the story was drawn from my own memories of having grown up in a rural town with a main street, antique stores, and a conspicuous history of mining. A coffee shop that served as a local hang out had an old tunnel in the back of the building that went far enough into the rock to crawl into. Drive down the backroads long enough and you’d see, on an overgrown hill near a landfill, the entrance to an old mineshaft.- “The town of Rendon cradled the hole’s edge like a dangling sliver of a waning crescent moon. As it was the only place he’d ever known, young Brad figured Rendon’s lights were visible from outer space. In reality, they faded after driving for less than an hour in either direction. The hole, meanwhile, appeared like a dark, pitted acne scar from the International Space Station, more than 250 miles up.”Response: It’s stated later in the story that Brad’s never seen snow. One wonders what else he hadn’t seen. I spent much of my childhood in a small town, and there is this idea that the world is a certain size. It’s not wrong. This is just an unchanged perspective one ends up with in the absence of any other experiences. I imagine it’s different now, given how (somewhat) connected people are, digitally. But I didn’t have the internet when I was a kid. And the characters in this story didn’t, either.——— Discover H. A. Eugene’s ‘Whole’ by visiting the link in our bio.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My short story "Whole" is out today! www.varnishlit.com/online/whole
Excerpt of “Whole”:

“When Brad was eight or nine, he and some older kids tossed a washing machine into the hole. It banged on the cliff face, then faded away.”
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Like, "can our voice actors be heard and comprehended over the sound of a man screaming about his mortgage"?
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Watching the old Inspector Gadget cartoon with our kid and was struck by this sad idea that so much of the TV shows from our childhoods were engineered to keep us company while our parents fought in the background.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Tom Lehrer invented Jell-O shots. That is all.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Many of the people who heard this song as teenagers have grandkids, so yeah…
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Wow, actually hearing Smells Like Teen Spirit in the grocery store right now.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I must look extra stately today because the new girl behind the counter at the bodega pointed to my son and said my grandson was very cute 😆
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Update: did not die, had a lot of fun! (Also my body seemed to recall that I roller skated a lot as a kid)
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Roller skating for the first time in decades, and there was a brief moment of exhilaration there when I realized this might kill me.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Check out the rest of the April edition here: www.jerseydevilpress.com?page_id=9212
jerseydevilpress.com
Issue 132, April 2026
Read the pdf Banshee, Andrea DeAngelis”I’ve never had an orgasm, but I imagine it is as elusive as those upper registers of my voice. I feel an ebbing and crashing ecstasy as I approach the h…
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
My short story "Show of Force" is out now over at @jerseydevilpress.bsky.social! www.jerseydevilpress.com?page_id=9218
The cover of the April 2026 issue 132 of Jersey Devils Press features a woman reclined with a dark, ominous mass swelling out behind her.
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Business 80 @business80.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Today the artist-owned music platform @subvert.fm is launching, and our music is on it: www.subvert.fm/business-80 #subvertworld
Business 80 logo on Subvert
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
They combined ‘Honey Crisp’ apples and ‘Fuji’ apples and called it 'EverCrisp' when ‘Funny Crisp’ was right there.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Each bubble is networked, so pushing down on one will only push the air into its neighbor. Meaning it won’t pop. They really are trying to take all the joy out of the world...
Popless packing bubbles
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hello friends and also enemies, Behind the Bastards has been nominated for a Webby! This is the first award I've ever been nominated for, so if you'd like to vote for my show I'd appreciate it: vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...
vote.webbyawards.com
Vote for the best of the internet
I just voted in The Webby People's Voice Awards and checked my voter registration.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Variations on Clarke’s third law, “"any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"
“The third law has inspired many snowclones and other variations:
Any sufficiently advanced extraterrestrial intelligence is indistinguishable from God.[8][9] (Shermer's last law)
Any sufficiently advanced act of benevolence is indistinguishable from malevolence[10] (referring to artificial intelligence)
Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice[8] (Grey's law)
Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.[11] (Sterling's corollary to Clarke's law) This idea also underlies the setting of the novel Roadside Picnic by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky, in which human stalkers try to navigate the location of an alien "visitation", trying to make sense of technically advanced items discarded by the aliens.
Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.[12]
Any sufficiently familiar technology is indistinguishable from nature.[13]”
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I’ve long thought high schoolers ought to be taught how stories actually work as a prophylactic against narrative-shifting propaganda. But this probably a tall order.
orionmagazine.org
The Age of Stories - Orion Magazine
In the Age of the Anthropocene, have we lost control of the narrative?
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
haha how silly… oh (from @twonks.bsky.social)
Cartoon from @twonks on instagram: shows George Jetson vacuuming while Rosie the robot maid paints a canvas
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Billy Corgan, James Carville, Moby, Stanley Tucci, and Mr Clean all show up at mansion wondering why they were all called here today
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The flip side is, in this current climate, I'm unsure how palatable many of these stories are. They were almost all crafted with an intensely pessimistic worldview, having been begun, mostly, around the first Trump administration, and COVID.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Many of these stories were basically done when I’d left them. The only thing missing was the confidence to apply that final layer of fondant to that cake and serve it.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I've been having an interesting time lately completing edits and final drafts on stories I wrote and forgot about for years; in some cases, close to eight(!) It's tremendously therapeutic, and probably the closest I've come to feeling like I was reading someone else's writing.
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Addison Smith (Addi) @addi.social · 20/03/2026
SALE ALERT: I'm off work today, which means no pay, so I made some Cover Prompts! Not sure what to write? Use one of these covers to prompt a new story! Short, Novella, whatever! No AI, Fully Licensed, etc. $25. Just reply with which one you want, and I'll do the edits whenever you want! 1/2
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I'm convinced the people who let their clothes sit in the washing machine at a crowded laundromat are the same people who stand in busy doorways and stairwells to look at their phone.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
There is a kind of quiet crazy in the world that is under appreciated, subsumed by the more obvious loud crazy.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
He waved at me. I waved back and nodded like Robert Redford at the end of Jeremiah Johnson.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I was running through the falling snow when I saw a boy across the street, probably between 5-7 years of age, looking down at everything else on the block from atop the largest pile of machine-driven snow in the neighborhood.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Enjoy this delicious video!
youtu.be
Shit Where U Eat
YouTube video by Business 80
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#noneofthisisok @noneofthisisok.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
thisecommercelife.com/blogs/comics...
thisecommercelife.com
2035: No complaints.
Comics about a fight we seem to be losing… by Datch Haven.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
You what might be way better than soccer the way it is now is a) no teams, and b) one goal with no goalie and a bunch of people on the field trying to steal the ball from each other.
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Business 80 @business80.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Getting ready for the weekend
A pallet of dirty, broken cigarette packs and cartons
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Weird, I just remembered they made a live-action Cowboy Bebop and it just went away.
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H. A. Eugene @autobono.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Written text: I was at a summer camp for kids and they woke up the kids in the middle of the night to take them to the forest and tell spooky stories, where one of the counselors was hiding and scared them all to run back.
I wanted to go but fell back asleep instead of getting up out of bed. When the kids all got back screaming and running a few of them told me what happened, but they all had wildly different stories of what happened. It was a ghost, an animal, a woman, a demon, a horse..
I learned that even if someone witnessed something firsthand, their brain will make stuff up to fill in the blanks without them even realizing they are "lying"
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