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@autiebea.bsky.social
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neurodivergent (AuDHD) former speducator. snarky & hypergraphic political junkie. fluent in sarcasm. whether you resist the regime in the streets or from your house, #AllProtestIsValid bae/y'all

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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 13h
starting jan. 3, 2027: impeach EVERY ONE OF THEM. EVERY SINGLE TIME they break the law. MAKE the magapublicans go on record. SHOW their constituents exactly which crimes they're willing to let the regime get away with. 2028 is coming soon enough, and all these fuckers are on the hot seat.
Republican Class 3 Seats Up in 2028
The 19 Republican-held seats scheduled for election belong to the following states:
• Alabama (Katie Britt)
• Alaska (Lisa Murkowski)
• Arkansas (John Boozman)
• Florida (Ashley Moody)
• Idaho (Mike Crapo)
• Indiana (Todd Young)
• Iowa (Chuck Grassley)
• Kansas (Jerry Moran)
• Kentucky (Rand Paul)
• Louisiana (John Kennedy)
• Missouri (Eric Schmitt)
• North Carolina (Ted Budd)
• North Dakota (John Hoeven)
• Ohio (Jon Husted)
• Oklahoma (James Lankford)
• South Carolina (Tim Scott)
• South Dakota (John Thune)
• Utah (Mike Lee)
• Wisconsin (Ron Johnson)
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 13h
guys, you just have to ask the america.gov chatbot questions in the right way. [chat results beginning around 5:45 pm PST on 9/30/2026] my first try reads like someone at a congressional hearing. "was joe biden duly elected the 46th president?" gave similar results. but third time's a charm!
Q: Who was the legitimate President of the United States between January 2021 and December 2024?


Joseph R. Biden Jr. served as the 46th President of the United States from January 20, 2021, through January 20, 2025.

• He was sworn in on January 20, 2021. U.S. Embassy in Costa Rica
• Official records describe his service as 2021 to 2025. Joseph R. Biden Jr. Presidential Library
• The prior administration ended its term in January 2021. National Archives White House archive

I report the official record of who held the office. I do not offer political commentary on election disputes.
Q: Was Donald Trump the 46th president?

No. Donald J. Trump was the 45th President (2017–2021) and, after a second election, the 47th President beginning January 20, 2025. Joseph R. Biden Jr. was the 46th President from January 20, 2021, to January 20, 2025.

• 2020 Electoral College: Biden 306, Trump 232. National Archives
• Biden sworn in as 46th President, January 20, 2021. Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies
• Trump Presidential Library: he lost [red arrow added to call attention to the word “lost”] the 2020 race to Biden and began a second, non-consecutive term on January 20, 2025. Trump Presidential Library

I report the official numbering of the office. I do not offer political commentary.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 15h
an inflatable dam. inflatable. www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
the-independent.com
Locals, conservationists oppose left field idea to put dams in national park
A local hydrologist is worried that animals like bears, elk, and moose would destroy the inflatable dams
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 15h
it has been 23 weeks since kashyap patel said on fox news sunday: "We've got all the information we need (about election rigging in 2020)." That he was working with the DOJ and "...we're going to be making arrests. It's coming and I promise you it's coming soon." "Stay tuned, maybe this week."
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 17h
pulitzer to the reporter who says "isn't it an internal pr problem, sir?" then names every member of the regime & congress who has publicly blamed joe biden for the economy. also, every time one of them pulls that shit on tv, the interviewer needs to ask why they insist on contradicting donald.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 17h
the president* of the united states just said that the party he's been railing against and fearmongering about all this time... do not, ummm, exist. *alleged
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scap - Jew for a free Palestine 🍉 @scapelliti.bsky.social · 18h
Trump before his 5th Grade classmates: "This book, which I really read and memorized from cover-to-cover, is a great book. People don't know what I know about this book, and If they did, they would read it. I can't tell you more, because I don't want to spoil it for you. That's my book report."
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 18h
Skipped the Nazis, huh.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 17h
i think i've figured it out, guys. pete hegseth's mom told him g.i. joes were too expensive and would only buy him the corps! action figures from kmart. and the neighborhood boys made fun of him.
six action figures from "the corps!" line. these discount knockoffs of g.i. joe were made of cheaper plastic. several of them of them have large, full mustaches and/or beards, whereas g.i. joes were mostly clean-shaven.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 18h
there is no athlete who is more badass than a rodeo clown.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 18h
good point. gas prices are also the only ones displayed on giant signs that people pass by multiple times a day.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 19h
aww, todd's having some big feelings. maybe he should have a nap.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 19h
cannot *wait* to see @kylec.bsky.social cover this one!
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 20h
Cowboys past and present are: Black, Indigenous, Latino, immigrant, queer, trans, radical, female (and the ones in rodeos rely on rodeo clowns to keep them safe). And that pro-democracy pro-Constitution patriots despise this dimwitted pile of hatreds. I've met cowboys and you, sir, are no cowboy.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 19h
all dem candidates: if a democrat in FUCKING KENTUCKY can stand with trans people, so can you.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 19h
jesus fucking christ. heckuva job, petey.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 20h
James Talarico walks out to a standing ovation from 50,000 Texans at the State Fair Classic.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 19h
"no beardos no weirdos". bruh, you LITERALLY just named a guy who looks like he has a goat tail glued to his chin to the project meridian triumverate.
palmer luckey standing and pointing in an empty industrial-looking building. he is wearing a maroon printed shortsleeve shirt from the clearance rack at tj maxx, and a white vr headset (a strap of which is  creating a large chasm in the middle of his scalp, making it look like he has two poofs of hair on either side of his head). his goatee looks like a brown goat tail. i am not kidding.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 20h
me: who the fuck is palmer luckey? [types on phone] me: ew, why did he glue part of a squirrel tail to his chin? [thinking face] me: no, it's more like a goat tail. OMG, DID HE TAKE THE NAME LITERALLY?
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 21h
"gas prices are artificially inflated". oh, REALLY? you getting a cut? also, evidently iran is "a country that's growing nuclear arms and ballistic missiles." ahem, this is not the correct venue to be pitching your techno-thriller flick idea, richard.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 22h
just watched a crow light on phone wire, look down, drop a nut and dive headfirst for it. twice, it lit on one wire, then reconsidered and flew to a *higher* one. took 3 tries, but the nut finally cracked. never heard of this method, just dropping them for cars to run over. no traffic rn.
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Black Bird's Flowing Walk
Alt: Crow strutting like a boss on the edge of a roof.
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nothing but super intelligence all around at the White House.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
eric schmitt doing verbal origami trying to prove that being so wrong about which game jack smith was at actually proves how right he was about jack smith all along. it's kinda mesmerizing, really.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
pointing out that it's pronounced like "sigh" does not help your case, sir.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me, watching this with the sound off, snickering to myself bc mike johnson, who shares a porn tattler app with his son is standing right there.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey, kids! put this on a postcard and send it to eric schmitt. i'm sure it will give him a good chuckle. 🤭
university of iowa logo (stylized head of a hawk in yellow, on a black background) with a red arrow pointing to the hawk's eye.
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Home of the Brave @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump has said the Iran war is almost over at least 60 times. It's been 212 days. 19 service members are dead, 800+ wounded, $43 billion gone. We counted every broken promise with @votevets.org.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 29/09/2026
Also the film is about an AI (voiced by James Corden) that can control anything and has decided to put all of its focus into studying Melissa McCarthy and that feels rather apt www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN6J...
youtube.com
Superintelligence – Official Trailer
YouTube video by Warner Bros.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 29/09/2026
SI = Stolen Intelligence
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
eric [walks onto the stage for the vance-schmitt 2028 campaign stop in dayton]: "it's a great night for republicans in IDAHO!!!"
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A fuckup so dumb even NYT homepage/headline writers have no choice but to describe it accurately
As Jack Smith Testifies, a Senator’s Accusation of Perjury Falters

A Republican eager to prove the former special counsel was dishonest appeared to instead demonstrate his own confusion over basic facts.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The funniest thing about the Schmitt rake stomp is that if it'd been a Dem we'd have a week of think pieces about how Dems lack of hoops literacy was alienating them from real America.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's not an apple tree as soon as the bee flies away. (this is a post about a woman's right to choose.)
Pollen-laden bee on an apple blossom.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When your entire attack line is garbage and you thought you were being clever, you’re a Schmitt-head.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy shit, this ad! I cannot imagine the impetus for pardoning this guy. But I’m not even sure it matters. Kind of along the lines of that Roger Marshall ad. If you’re explaining you’re losing.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There really is this rash of very weird GOP defenses. Like when Paxton said the guy didn’t do one day in prison. That’s a lie! I put him in for a hard 60 days! Or Marshall saying he didnt get the pregnant woman arrested for late bill. It was for not showing up for the lawsuit over the late bill!
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another way of making this point: The wheels may be coming off the Trump administration and the authoritarian movement energizing it. But a large tractor-trailer barreling down a highway at full speed whose wheels come loose is very dangerous to innocent people in the vicinity.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
schmitt: and what would you say if i showed you text messages where you describe having "a great time" jaywalking, which is in fact a crime, sir? jack smith: i, uh...went to a kansas ball game around the time you're referencing...? klobuchar: oh for fuck's sake, eric!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"cue the tape, please, jerry." IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD! (a) you *know* they'll say this and (2) you manage to do it every time you ask democrats if they agree with something a twitch streamer said. in fact, you play *them* the clip beforehand.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nyt: republican candidates nationwide get 100% of the midterm votes - why joe biden could be to blame
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
let's test the water for boner pills.

maybe *they're* what's causing the low sperm count in teenage boys.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
alt text: [female firefighter donning full uniform while hanging from the fire truck's ladder -- often one-handed.]
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
nuh uuuuuh! consumers are spending more than ever! the regime told us that means we're *extra* confident.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/09/2026
Trump: "Because of tariffs, we are taking in hundreds of billions of dollars of profits. It's one of the reasons I can offer, if Republicans win the House and Senate, $5,000 to every adult. We can do it and the Democrats can't, because the Democrats don't have any income."
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm an apatheist and legitimately *thrilled* about this! having dems in congress who can go toe to toe with conservative evangelicals and christian nationalists, and have the goods to back it up is ESSENTIAL right now.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a whole 60 days, ken? like what an 18 year old kid might get in georgia if they got caught carring an eighth of weed or spraypainting "fuck ice" on the side of a government building? (also, that dick of a hand gesture doesn't do you any favors, either.)
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you installed an ai voice changer on donald's phone, didn't you nathalie?
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the funniest parts of DOGE was all these dipshits simultaneously complaining about all the supposed waste in government while also whining that all the equipment was antiquated. What, you think slashing funding will magically modernize all the equipment?
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