Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 13hstarting jan. 3, 2027: impeach EVERY ONE OF THEM. EVERY SINGLE TIME they break the law. MAKE the magapublicans go on record. SHOW their constituents exactly which crimes they're willing to let the regime get away with. 2028 is coming soon enough, and all these fuckers are on the hot seat. 010
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 13hguys, you just have to ask the america.gov chatbot questions in the right way. [chat results beginning around 5:45 pm PST on 9/30/2026] my first try reads like someone at a congressional hearing. "was joe biden duly elected the 46th president?" gave similar results. but third time's a charm! 100
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 15han inflatable dam. inflatable. www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...the-independent.comLocals, conservationists oppose left field idea to put dams in national parkA local hydrologist is worried that animals like bears, elk, and moose would destroy the inflatable dams 000
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 15hit has been 23 weeks since kashyap patel said on fox news sunday: "We've got all the information we need (about election rigging in 2020)." That he was working with the DOJ and "...we're going to be making arrests. It's coming and I promise you it's coming soon." "Stay tuned, maybe this week." 000
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 17hpulitzer to the reporter who says "isn't it an internal pr problem, sir?" then names every member of the regime & congress who has publicly blamed joe biden for the economy. also, every time one of them pulls that shit on tv, the interviewer needs to ask why they insist on contradicting donald. 000
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 17hthe president* of the united states just said that the party he's been railing against and fearmongering about all this time... do not, ummm, exist. *alleged 000
Reposted by Beascap - Jew for a free Palestine 🍉 @scapelliti.bsky.social · 18hTrump before his 5th Grade classmates: "This book, which I really read and memorized from cover-to-cover, is a great book. People don't know what I know about this book, and If they did, they would read it. I can't tell you more, because I don't want to spoil it for you. That's my book report." 1273
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 17hi think i've figured it out, guys. pete hegseth's mom told him g.i. joes were too expensive and would only buy him the corps! action figures from kmart. and the neighborhood boys made fun of him. 010
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 18hgood point. gas prices are also the only ones displayed on giant signs that people pass by multiple times a day. 000
Reposted by BeaRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 20hCowboys past and present are: Black, Indigenous, Latino, immigrant, queer, trans, radical, female (and the ones in rodeos rely on rodeo clowns to keep them safe). And that pro-democracy pro-Constitution patriots despise this dimwitted pile of hatreds. I've met cowboys and you, sir, are no cowboy. 571260248
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 19hall dem candidates: if a democrat in FUCKING KENTUCKY can stand with trans people, so can you. 000
Reposted by BeaTeam Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 20hJames Talarico walks out to a standing ovation from 50,000 Texans at the State Fair Classic. 12888581652
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 19h"no beardos no weirdos". bruh, you LITERALLY just named a guy who looks like he has a goat tail glued to his chin to the project meridian triumverate. 010
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 20hme: who the fuck is palmer luckey? [types on phone] me: ew, why did he glue part of a squirrel tail to his chin? [thinking face] me: no, it's more like a goat tail. OMG, DID HE TAKE THE NAME LITERALLY? 000
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 21h"gas prices are artificially inflated". oh, REALLY? you getting a cut? also, evidently iran is "a country that's growing nuclear arms and ballistic missiles." ahem, this is not the correct venue to be pitching your techno-thriller flick idea, richard. 000
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 22hjust watched a crow light on phone wire, look down, drop a nut and dive headfirst for it. twice, it lit on one wire, then reconsidered and flew to a *higher* one. took 3 tries, but the nut finally cracked. never heard of this method, just dropping them for cars to run over. no traffic rn.static.klipy.comBlack Bird's Flowing WalkAlt: Crow strutting like a boss on the edge of a roof. 000
Reposted by BeaDavid Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nothing but super intelligence all around at the White House. 47650160
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026eric schmitt doing verbal origami trying to prove that being so wrong about which game jack smith was at actually proves how right he was about jack smith all along. it's kinda mesmerizing, really. 000
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026pointing out that it's pronounced like "sigh" does not help your case, sir. 000
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026me, watching this with the sound off, snickering to myself bc mike johnson, who shares a porn tattler app with his son is standing right there. 000
Reposted by BeaAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort." 690277539470
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026hey, kids! put this on a postcard and send it to eric schmitt. i'm sure it will give him a good chuckle. 🤭 020
Reposted by BeaHome of the Brave @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Trump has said the Iran war is almost over at least 60 times. It's been 212 days. 19 service members are dead, 800+ wounded, $43 billion gone. We counted every broken promise with @votevets.org. 27795433
Reposted by BeaDom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 29/09/2026Also the film is about an AI (voiced by James Corden) that can control anything and has decided to put all of its focus into studying Melissa McCarthy and that feels rather apt www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN6J...youtube.comSuperintelligence – Official TrailerYouTube video by Warner Bros. 161
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026eric [walks onto the stage for the vance-schmitt 2028 campaign stop in dayton]: "it's a great night for republicans in IDAHO!!!" 010
Reposted by BeaDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A fuckup so dumb even NYT homepage/headline writers have no choice but to describe it accurately 832712421
Reposted by BeaJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The funniest thing about the Schmitt rake stomp is that if it'd been a Dem we'd have a week of think pieces about how Dems lack of hoops literacy was alienating them from real America. 412644391
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it's not an apple tree as soon as the bee flies away. (this is a post about a woman's right to choose.) 000
Reposted by BeaHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When your entire attack line is garbage and you thought you were being clever, you’re a Schmitt-head. 70478002042
Reposted by BeaJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Holy shit, this ad! I cannot imagine the impetus for pardoning this guy. But I’m not even sure it matters. Kind of along the lines of that Roger Marshall ad. If you’re explaining you’re losing. 341761549
Reposted by BeaJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There really is this rash of very weird GOP defenses. Like when Paxton said the guy didn’t do one day in prison. That’s a lie! I put him in for a hard 60 days! Or Marshall saying he didnt get the pregnant woman arrested for late bill. It was for not showing up for the lawsuit over the late bill! 491022155
Reposted by BeaBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Another way of making this point: The wheels may be coming off the Trump administration and the authoritarian movement energizing it. But a large tractor-trailer barreling down a highway at full speed whose wheels come loose is very dangerous to innocent people in the vicinity. 39851218
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026schmitt: and what would you say if i showed you text messages where you describe having "a great time" jaywalking, which is in fact a crime, sir? jack smith: i, uh...went to a kansas ball game around the time you're referencing...? klobuchar: oh for fuck's sake, eric! 000
Reposted by BeaAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence: 2631209345699
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"cue the tape, please, jerry." IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD! (a) you *know* they'll say this and (2) you manage to do it every time you ask democrats if they agree with something a twitch streamer said. in fact, you play *them* the clip beforehand. 000
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026nyt: republican candidates nationwide get 100% of the midterm votes - why joe biden could be to blame 030
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026alt text: [female firefighter donning full uniform while hanging from the fire truck's ladder -- often one-handed.] 010
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026nuh uuuuuh! consumers are spending more than ever! the regime told us that means we're *extra* confident. 000
Reposted by BeaAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/09/2026Trump: "Because of tariffs, we are taking in hundreds of billions of dollars of profits. It's one of the reasons I can offer, if Republicans win the House and Senate, $5,000 to every adult. We can do it and the Democrats can't, because the Democrats don't have any income." 7681529337
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i'm an apatheist and legitimately *thrilled* about this! having dems in congress who can go toe to toe with conservative evangelicals and christian nationalists, and have the goods to back it up is ESSENTIAL right now. 000
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026a whole 60 days, ken? like what an 18 year old kid might get in georgia if they got caught carring an eighth of weed or spraypainting "fuck ice" on the side of a government building? (also, that dick of a hand gesture doesn't do you any favors, either.) 000
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026you installed an ai voice changer on donald's phone, didn't you nathalie? 011
Reposted by BeaMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One of the funniest parts of DOGE was all these dipshits simultaneously complaining about all the supposed waste in government while also whining that all the equipment was antiquated. What, you think slashing funding will magically modernize all the equipment? 816134