Pro-tip for anyone who ever has trouble sleeping through their alarms.
Sprinkle some herbs in your bed before going to sleep.
Guaranteed to help you wake up on thyme.
Australian Groan
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I told my wife that when I die, she has to print out a collection of my favourite dad jokes to hand out at my funeral. I'm here to share my favorites and collect new ones.
