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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What is this really.

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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

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Austin Newell @austinnewell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Watched the Odyssey and this was all I could think of the entire time

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Austin Newell @austinnewell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

“A step above Game of Thrones season 8” this does not tell me if I should watch the new season like at all

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Vinesauce Clips Bot @vinesauceclips.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

The eggplant classic

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/04/2024

remembering the greatest interview of all time

An interview with the guy who yells MORTAL KOMBAT in the theme for Mortal Kombat

interviewer: I see. will you do it over the phone?
guy: would i do it over the phone? absolutely.
interviewer: let's hear it.
guy: Mortal Kombat!

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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I have seen UFO,s before but this one really freaked me out.

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Austin Newell @austinnewell.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Went to the antique store a few months back and came away empty handed, went again yesterday and burned 200 dollars. Peep the sick knight print

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.

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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

When people write op-eds they should ask themselves, "Does this headline sound like something Megatron would say?"

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Austin Newell @austinnewell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Playing my favorite video game (looking at houses on Zillow I can barely afford)

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*

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Star Wars Holocron @swholocron.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

George Lucas wants to star in more MINIONS movies after MINIONS AND MONSTERS, says Illumination CEO Chris Meledandri. “I saw him recently, and he's already talking to me about the role he wants to do next in the next Minions movie” (Source: collider.com/george-lucas...)

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Austin Newell @austinnewell.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Paradox games and GSGs in general are unreal because it enables people to make videos about how to grow the population of 1400s Italy by 2.5% yearly

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Mike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Boss Nass arrives at the Met Gala

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Kenny Keil @kennykeil.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

[guy who missed the first few seconds of Star Wars] whoa is this happening right now? In our galaxy??

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

‘Disappointed’ ‘Surprised’ ‘Betrayed’: 12 Dogs Who Were Given a Bath After Being Embraced and Told ‘It’s Time for Your Bath’

OPINION
AMERICA IN FOCUS
Disappointed, "Surprised,
'Betrayed': 12 Trump Voters on What Has Gone Wrong
April 27, 2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/04/2026

Yoda on a walkie would be a total disaster. Saying “Over” before every message. Get serious

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Austin Newell @austinnewell.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Absolutely insane that humanity beat the food chain and emerged as the apex beings of Earth and with that power decided to invent tax season

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Austin Newell @austinnewell.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

@unlimitedffg.bsky.social will there ever be an opportunity to purchase the Father Son and Daughter game mat? It has to be my favorite of the mats you’ve released so far and I’d buy it in a heartbeat if it were made available outside of the event you just hosted.

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Austin Newell @austinnewell.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

The fact that we haven’t transitioned back to glass containers for a lot of foodstuffs is mind boggling to me ✅cooler looking ✅ reuseable ✅ bio degradable ✅ doesn’t poison the mind and body of every living thing it touches

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Austin Newell @austinnewell.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

You guys remember when Star Wars decided it was super cool to hold a lightsaber backwards from like 2008-2013 and afterwards decided to never touch it again

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molly taft @mollytaft.com · 28/07/2025

the left needs to get way better about welcoming & including people who believe in god and have a spiritual practice. honestly they should reclaim the christian faith imo

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Austin Newell @austinnewell.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

If anyone’s feeling generous my gf is currently trying to fund her first big indie film, it’s a horror movie! She tried to fundraise last year but it’s hard breaking through the noise these days. Show her some love! #film #horror www.gofundme.com/f/frozen-fra...

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Donate to Frozen Frank Indie Film Fund, organized by Whimsy Studios LLC

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Star Wars Holocron @swholocron.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Elizabeth Dulau (the actress who plays Kleya in ANDOR) shares that she has Kleya playlists

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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

"What's your fucking problem my Nazi armband didn't have a swastika, it had a Mario on it."

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Austin Newell @austinnewell.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Good recession indicator: count the amount of commercials you hear using phrases like “prices are pretty high these days…” or “in these financially uncertain times…”

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Austin Newell @austinnewell.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Really wild to see what grifters were saying about Andor before it came out. This has happened before, and it will happen again. Wait for the show to come out before you judge it (unless you’re a YouTube channel that profits from rage)

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Austin Newell @austinnewell.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Hey @bloomberg.com please get rid of this ai takeaways shit. Other news sites have takeaways written by human beings and I’d prefer that over an LLM written one. It’s gross.

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Austin Newell @austinnewell.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

You know what’s insane about this Pete Hegseth stuff? I think I legit could do a better job than him at his job. I’m 26, unemployed with a 4 year journalism degree, and I legit think I could do a better job at handling state secrets than the current Secretary of Defense. That’s fucking terrifying.

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Austin Newell @austinnewell.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

A very solid Star Wars Celebration! Got absurdly unlucky on my bingo

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