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@auditdave.bsky.social
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Retired auditor. Leftish. Humanist. Pro EU. Active supporter of football (DCFC) and cricket, bike rider, traveller, reader of books, lover of music and dogs, and drinker of beer. No DMs please.

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 22h
I just don’t understand it. What is it about my racist party full of racist people with racist ideas that seems to attract racists?
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A business that could only survive if its suppliers sold to it at a loss would be regarded as unviable. But a business paying its staff so little they have to rely on state benefits to afford a modicum of comfort/dignity is fine. Explain that to me!
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And don’t forget his mother was an immigrant!
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Story of the Blues (12 inch version). Wah!
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Meidas Rick ❌🚫🇺🇸🇮🇪🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱💙🐸 @sgtrick.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just a reminder that Barrack Obama will ALWAYS have something the orange 💩wad will NEVER EVER have. Share this widely so it drives the orange 💩 even more batshit crazy! 😉🤣😂💙🇺🇸
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Andy Brown @andybrown1951.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump proves willing to sell the soul of his nation to Vladimir Putin for a few barrels of oil www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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'Time for Ukraine to get new president,' says Trump after Zelensky condemns diesel deal
Ukraine's leader had said the deal with Russia to release diesel into the US would help Moscow fund the war.
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Kathy Lynn, Fine Artist 📎 @kathjohnsonart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Bremain in Spain @bremaininspain.com · 10/10/2026
Great work by @europeanmovement.co.uk - their report, backed by prominent figures from different parties, incl Conservative peer and former deputy PM Michael Heseltine, ex-Labour leader Neil Kinnock and the former Lib Dem business secretary Sir Vince Cable, and is being sent to the prime minister
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Labour voters overwhelmingly want Andy Burnham to commit to rejoining EU, poll shows
Exclusive: New 10-year plan for re-entry to the European Union in 2036 being put to the prime minister
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Marlowe_UK @irishdreamer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Please share widely. Let’s make this prick famous And unemployable
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Police in Bristol said they asked organisers of a far-right protest in city centre to move it or reschedule, because the big Shine Night Walk big cancer charity 10K fundraising walk of 2,000 people - mainly women - was planned for Friday night. Police confirmed the group refused, so walk postponed.
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Far right 'were asked to move' protest for cancer charity fundraiser
Police say they asked far-right Bristol Rises protesters to change their plans but 'an agreement could not be reached' so now the big Cancer Research event has been postponed
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 10/10/2026
Two people have died this week trying to cross the Channel. People’s suffering should not be reduced to a trivial and cruel game. Tell Apple and Google to remove Reform UK's ‘Small Boat Watch’ from their app store.
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Tell Apple and Google: Remove 'Small Boat Watch' from your app store - Best for Britain
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Bremain in Spain @bremaininspain.com · 09/10/2026
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/10/2026
This is as treasonous as it gets
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What an odious little twat! apple.news/AVH_6iVEpQse...
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Zia Yusuf Says Reform Would Tell Military To Use 'Lethal Force' On Small Boats — HuffPost UK
The party’s home affairs spokesperson said: “Do not let a single invader reach our shores!”
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Thank you for what you do. You are the best of us. Oakeshott on the other hand…
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Chasbell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇮🇹🇨🇦 @chasbell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hats off to the Eye (as ever), for flagging the Conservative hypocrisy over our conference ban
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Terrence Williams 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 🏳️‍🌈🇫🇷 @terrencewilliams.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Scotland's No1 Comrade @scotlandscomrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
From Scotland to Northumberland, Blackpool to Leicestershire, Reform contested six by-elections yesterday. They lost all six. Six contests. Six defeats. Reform are not inevitable. Their bubble has burst😉 Have a great weekend comrades! #NoFascists #RightWingLosers #FailingFarage
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That’s a legitimate point but they’re also likely exposing his hypocrisy.
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Novocastrum @novocastrianufc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#NUFC #ManCity
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 22/09/2026
Support for rejoining the EU after Brexit is at an all-time high. It's time to talk about EU membership.
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Burnham has just opened the door to a major Brexit U-turn
The Prime Minister is under pressure to negotiate a deeper relationship with the EU
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Alex Bellars 🇪🇺🇵🇸🇨🇦🇬🇱 @alexbellars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If your MP needs a little nudge about the forthcoming EU debate, show them this:
Pictorial representation of the enormous swing back towards EU membership, among English constituencies
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Brexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't confuse "wealth" with "super-wealth". The wealthy already pay their fair share because their wealth generally comes from earnings. But the super-wealthy pay nothing because they earn very little on paper. They instead make money with their money — which isn't taxed because we only tax earnings
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Benedict #FBPE 🇬🇧 🇪🇺FBR💙 #NAFO #FELLAS @cosmogalaxy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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KimBo @zapperfan7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tonymurray1964 You see, Richard, your problem is that Reform is, basically, a bunch of horrible bastards doing horrible bastard things in a conspicuously horrible bastard way. In general, people don't like horrible bastards. I hope that's cleared things up for you Richard, you horrible bastard.
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 19/09/2026
🤔 Nigel Farage leads a political party. He’s a sitting MP. And he now hosts his own weekly primetime show on GB News. 🚨Broadcasters are required to present news in an impartial manner, without political bias. 👇 Add your name to demand that Ofcom takes immediate action.
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Farage on GB News: Demand that Ofcom takes immediate action - Best for Britain
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Rob Pattenden 🔶 @polrobuk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In other news: the Vatican is being hijacked by Catholics.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Join me for another BIG load of old bollocks on the channel owned by Paul Marshall, who views its £130m losses as the price of a propaganda platform to promote his fossil fuel interests and far right & Islamophobic views.
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Harborne: “My £36M is a philanthropic gift to the nation” Delo: “My £36M creates a level playing field for Reform” Farage: “I’ll slash CGT to save you £100M/yr” Reform: bought by millionaires to enrich millionaires. Reform voters… They. Are. Laughing. At. You. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
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Reform to hand crypto investors hundreds of millions in tax breaks
Exclusive: Analysis seen by The Independent reveals the wealthiest crypto investors would get £100m a year in tax relief from Nigel Farage’s party
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 18/09/2026
The people who sold us Brexit said we'd get closer to the Anglosphere instead, but it turns out those countries want to prioritise Europe. Tell Burnham that we don't want to be left out bestforbritain.org/petition/tell-bu…
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When Nigel Farage said Durham would show the country how a Reform government would look. He was right. An absolute shambles.
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“You really wouldn’t have expected it of someone like him.” Said no one, ever!
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Irritated Llama @irritatedllama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So according to Nigel Farage, post Brexit we were supposed to be "Just like Norway" When is this happening exactly? Still no ETA?
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LaindonFeminist @viviane49.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One thing I can’t forget is that Nigel Farage used to hiss like a gas chamber to his Jewish classmates. Says all you need to know about him.
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Benedict #FBPE 🇬🇧 🇪🇺FBR💙 #NAFO #FELLAS @cosmogalaxy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She's not wrong.
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Daily Herald #FBPE #NAFO 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇱 @dailyherald.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just to be clear, two men now control Reform UK. One who lives in Thailand, one who until a split second ago lived in Hong Kong. These aren’t your friends, neighbours and work colleagues.
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 10/09/2026
A damning indictment of where hate leads. RNLI has to warn its volunteers - people who save lives - not to wear branded clothes for fear of being attacked. Absolutely shameful.
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RNLI reviews security measures after far-right threats
The charity’s chief executive said the online abuse was ‘wholly unacceptable’
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's nonsense to suggest that people who support Brexit and Reform are motivated by racism. And if you don't believe me, check out this perfectly reasonable tweet by prominent Reform member and former mayoral candidate, Arron Banks.
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 10/09/2026
A dark blizzard of disinformation is warping the public’s perception of our great city. But we know the truth: our homicide rate is lower than every major US city, neighbourhood crimes are down and we’ve been ranked #1 city in the world 11 years in a row. My piece for The Times.
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We must fight back against troll army’s lies about London
There is a dark blizzard of disinformation online, where our capital is described as a lawless dystopia in decline — this couldn’t be further from the truth
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 09/09/2026
RNLI volunteers put themselves in harm’s way to save lives. They should never face abuse or threats for doing so. That includes the crews based on the Thames, who respond to hundreds of incidents every year. They deserve to be thanked, not attacked.
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Abuse of RNLI volunteers 'wholly unacceptable', chief says
Peter Sparkes says there has been "deliberate misinformation" spread about the charity.
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 10/09/2026
London's homicide rate hit its lowest level since records began. Yet 40% of the public thought that murders had risen since 2019. That’s the danger of disinformation. We cannot accept it, and to defeat it, we’ve got to put pressure on the social media companies who profit from it.
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He now feels free to say what he thinks and that’s a reflection of the tone set from the top of the party. What they say in internal meetings must be horrifying.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Farage honking "BORING! BORING! BORING!" while a woman who verbally disagreed with him from a crowd gets beaten up by his supporters is quite a look for Britain's hottest new party.
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