iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 1h

anyone hiring any writers? hm? anybody? hello? helloooo, haha. “haha.” hahaha help. help! jk. you should hire me. think about it. (other guy voice) yeah she’s good hire her (me again) it’s true. listen to that guy

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I think maybe all the tech ai guys have been pissed off about the concept of people having personalities since the moment they realized they didn’t have one lol. So now they want to make everything the same from their little villain towers

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner

promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

gotta go with the classic man bat jeans

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Lmfaoooooooooooo it’s so good right

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i made this about my life. it sucks and i think someone should pay me for it

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Your application was viewed by Company. And they are laughing. 20 men in a room are laughing the same laugh at once, at your application. Then, the company itself, as in the actual building, grows a mouth and also begins laughing. It appears that your resume has unleashed a curse

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

doctor i’m afraid it’s getting worse. more and more with each passing day i am chuckling as i send gifs in texts

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I actually love it when a tv show breaks my heart. I love to feel pain from when a big finale Disrespects Me by ripping my heart out of my body and kicking it like a football up my own ass. And I’ll remember it forever like a villain

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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 21/08/2024

metal rollercoaster frame in thick fog being taken over by dark green foliage

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

(stretching every meal with beans, including breakfast) have to go stop DonLd Trump.

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

(Can’t contact my own OBGYN) I have to go stop donal trim

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I would like to become the villain man-bat from Batman, as my life. I want to inject myself with bat DNA, turn into a bat that walks like a guy, be REAL fuckin upset about it, and still wear MY OWN pants during all of it. and that’s where I see myself in 5 years did I get the job

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

thinking about how on my first day in LA I went to a coffee shop and saw a girl reading a book on acting. I thought “wow LA is pretty charming” and then she had a panic attack so bad they had to call her an ambulance

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

no Halloween anymore just hell sorry. if u have any complaints, an ai assistant will be with you shortly to do nothing but piss you off more

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

company used ai to “interview” me for a job and when i didn’t understand a question it scolded me lol. It was like “audrey… this is pretty straightforward” and ended the interview shortly after. Anyway they’re training ai to be just as condescending as a regular manager

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the most perfect advice is from close encounters of the third kind where the mom says “i want you to go outside and have a hot dog”

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I love to be asked how a grocery item is. I will look at you deep in your eyes and tell you the honest truth brother

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i am going to start calling myself superfarn

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Tara: Check out who’s viewing your death in real time on LinkedIn with premium

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

me emerging from an hours long depressive spiral

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

oh yeah that’s lovely but missing the violence I need

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Actively having hope, generally, feels like physically dragging around a couch that sometimes crushes your whole ass

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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

hey so the other villagers voted to put you in the contraption

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh my internet service will be restored “by midnight,” hm? Brother, by that time I’ll be a skeleton leaned up against a wall that appears to have eaten its own phone

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

me: *crawling around just trying to survive* a streaming service sprinting up to me and punching me in the face: no you CANNOT share an account with your dad!

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i’ll keep doing these until i find work but please know that i am physically melting as i write them

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One time at my doctor’s office, my doctor’s wife walked into my exam room on accident out of what I thought was a locked closet. She was like “sorry” and I was like “it’s ok.” I thought I died. I think about it once per day

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When a film website calls something “too goofy for its own good” it’s like do you mean it’s fun. I think you’re talking about it being fun. And bitch more things should be too goofy for their own good

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Collected a new series of unbelievably stupid “job” listings and placed them in my bucket of trash and now it’s garbage day ❤️ audipenny.substack.com/p/report-lin...

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REPORT: LinkedIn Opens Up New HQ in Hell + The Other Job Sites Are Now Eating Each Other

Reporting live from Hell, it’s the worst series in the world that I should NOT have to write!

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

(me strangling my own pain like it's a cartoon character who is annoying me) turn into art you piece of shit

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If they still did in-person job interviews I’d walk in with the energy of a scare actor holding a chainsaw

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

RFK jr has climbed into my home like a spider and is currently stealing my food out of my fridge

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Jiminy cricket? More like criminal cricket. You heard me

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I want to put rfk jr in a slingshot and fling him into the film War of the Worlds (2005) and that's his reality now. Every moment he will deal with being hunted by alien with tom cruise. He will be so fucking scared all the time

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

oh noooo I DID but I sold them!!

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