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M @audioper.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Good. Die.
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Sad playlist and crying kinda evening
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 04/12/2025
hey does anyone know what to do next
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 27/11/2025
Saw a personal ad that specified being “D&D-free” (i.e. they have no STIs and don’t use hard drugs) and my first thought was “Why would I fuck someone who’s vehemently against Dungeons & Dragons”
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Seriously
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I have 46 cameras currently, and really need to cut down. I just wish I could get more money for what I’m getting rid of, so I can get more fancy cameras
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I bought an Olympus Pen FT, despite already having a Pen F. It was too good a deal to pass up, and the FT is all black and in gorgeous condition… what was I supposed to do? 😂
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/04/2025
"in my slut era" I mutter, shuffling over to the kettle to make a fresh mug of chamomile tea
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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Sometimes, you have to make a second account to post about stuff you can’t really talk about in public. If you wanna see it you’ll have to ask though
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
My life has become amazingly unusual in the past 2 months, and it’s just getting stranger in December. New thing this week, extremely new thing next week. HS age Me would not believe what’s happening to him 20 years later
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💙 Rachel Bolton 👀 @raebolt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Reading the Far Side constantly as a 9 to 12 year old shaped much of my personality.
The far side gallery by Gary Larson
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Introvert @introvertsmeme.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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kearst @kearstinky.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
hydrocity, my nemesis #sonicthehedgehog #meme
The left half of the image contains a happy JFK from the show Clone High in front of Mushroom Hill from Sonic 3. The right half has JFK looking sad in front of Hydrocity from Sonic 3. Text says "my classic sonic, be so fine. then boom, water level."
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I’ve been on multiple dates with two women and still struggle with the idea that they and my wife actually want to be around me. And possibly ROMANTICALLY??? Hell even just physical is surprising to my self-detrimental mind 😅😅😅
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Adam’s Spookie Dookie @papashittycams.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Okay I love Fred.
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Schaffrillas @schaffrillas.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Honestly fuck the Game Awards for nominating Balatro. Ever since they did it got me interested enough to play it and now I'm so addicted to it that it's impossible to do anything productive. This is all their fault for nominating a game so good
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I believe I was just unmatched for mentioning that I’d recently bought a copy of Left Hand of Darkness. I admit I haven’t read it before, but I feel like this is a decent vibe check
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
www.theverge.com/2024/11/14/2...
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Some politicalness for you
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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Gay Breakfast @ Nekocon @gaybreakfast.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Being the inexperienced idiot that I am, I have a question. At what point in dating is it appropriate to consider or ask for a kiss? If it wasn’t abundantly clear I have no idea what I’m doing and would prefer not to fuck it up 😅 Obviously it depends on what she wants/thinks, I’m asking generally
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Cartoon by @findchaffy

First panel - A festive person in a blue snowman sweater and red santa hat is smiling and singing Its beginning to look a lot like -  and a second person has a horrified look on their face. A little creature, Chaffy, is in the corner of all the panels.

Second panel - the unfestive person puts their hand over the festive person's mouth and says shhh while pushing them back.

Third panel - the shushing and pushing continues

Fourth panel - the festive person is mostly out of frame on the floor. The unfestive person says Sleep now. Chaffy frowns from the opposite corner.
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
I do NOT have the time to get sick this week. I’m going to a fall-themed work team outing tomorrow which will be lovely, and I have a DATE on Wednesday that I do NOT want to reschedule because we have clicked so outrageously well in chat so far. Also just getting sick sucks.
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
I love following sex workers on social media cuz they’re always just the most awesome people. And also yes pretty ladies make me go O_o, but seriously they’re humans outside that website you douchebags
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
I have one date set up next week, with the possibility of two more. Clearly entering my hoe era 🤣
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
I went on a date and it was awkward and nice and lovely and she wants to go on another 🥰
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
People really be out here proudly selecting “unvaccinated” on their Tinder profiles. At least it makes an easy decision to swipe left.
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
I’m TALKING to several women on dating apps, and have a DATE tomorrow, and OH MY GOD It’s extra hilarious because I was unwillingly single for my whole life before my non-wife, and all it took was about a week and a half to have several interests. What a life
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
I hate that every woman I talk to in any capacity has stories about men being terrible. I wish large amounts of testicular torsion on them all.
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
My wife and I started exploring ENM. We downloaded all the usual suspect dating apps. I’m often feeling exactly how I did the first 25ish years of my life: completely unappealing and forever alone (caveat, now married 😂). 1/x
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
I got a vasectomy on Thursday. And because I tend to freak out in hospital situations, I got to go be put under while it was done, so now I’m sore AND getting over anesthesia fog.
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Somewhere, a fail whale is laughing #twitter
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M @audioper.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Rafael Cruz has a personality?
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