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Robert Evan

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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's a Paul Reubens estate auction later this month and holy cow it includes some of the Penny claymations.
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Paul Reubens | “Penny” - Original Claymation “Penny Playing with Dolls” Scene from “Pee-wee's Playhouse”
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Felix Colgrave @felixcolgrave.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Winemaker
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Frame #6939 from E24 Witch Way
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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 Episode 1B - Canned - Frame 133
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Daily Pac-Man @dailypacman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This classic commercial for Pac-Man World features an all-star cast in the form of Mr. T and Verne Troyer (who you may know as "Mini-Me" from Austin Powers). As they go about their morning routine, Pac-Man himself moves to their neighborhood with the help of Inky & Blinky Remodeling Co.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 28,1954
P1- NANCY IS TAKING A NAP AND SHE IS DREAMING, IN HER DREAM SLUGGO BRINGS HER AN ICE CREAM CONE
P2- NANCY WAKES UP AND REMEMBERS HER DREAM 
P3- NANCY LOOKS OUT HER WINDOW AND SEES SLUGGO COMING UP THE WALKWAY  HER HOUSE 
NANCY: WOW --- DREAM REALLY DO COME TRUE 
SLUGGO IS CARRYING AN ICE CREAM CONE 
P4- NANCY OPENS THE DOOR AND GREETS SLUGGO
SLUGGO: HERE'S THAT LIGHT BULB I OWE YOU
NANCY IS SURPRISED TO FIND THAT IT WASNT AN ICE CREAM CONE AT ALL BUT A LIGHT BULB
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Robert Evan @atubeofanxiety.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I Can’t Believe It’s Not The Onion
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Robert Evan @atubeofanxiety.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me, but with grocery stores.
A photo from my 2025 visit to Jungle Jim’s International Market near Cincinnati.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 23,1960
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING TO SCHOOL 
NANCY: I HEAR WE HAVE A NEW ART
TEACHER FROM OUT WEST
P2- NANCY AND SLUGGO HAVE ARRIVED AT SCHOOL AND ARE WALKING TO THE ART CLASS 
SLUGGO: YEAH---SHE COMES FROM RANCH COUNTRY AND SHE'S TOUGH
P3- NANCY AND SLUGGO AND THE OTHER STUDENTS ARE AT THEIR DRAWING PADS AND THE ART TEACHER IS STANDING AT THE FRONT OF THE CLASSROOM WITH A VERY STERN EXPRESSION 
TEACHER : DRAW YOU VARMINTS
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 22,1951
P1- NANCY IS IN BED, BUT SHE CAN’T GET TO SLEEP 
NANCY: AUNT FRITZI --- I CAN’T GET TO SLEEP 
P2- AUNT FRITZI ANSWERS NANCY FROM THE NEXT ROOM 
FRITZI: TRY THINKING OF SOMETHING VERY
PLEASANT
P3-
NANCY IS THINKING ABOUT THE SCHOOLHOUSE BLOWING UP… BOOM
P4- NANCY IS SLEEPING SOUNDLY WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE 
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Robert Evan @atubeofanxiety.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Artwork from a Def Leppard album superimposed on a desaturated Garfield and Friends screenshot.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
"next time, log in with your face or fingerprint!" fuck you. log in with my foot up your ass
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 Episode 1A - A Sucker for the Suck-O-Matic - Frame 221
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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 3 Episode 1B - Belch of Destiny - Frame 218
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Frame #7037 from E23 The Big Squirt
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Trent Patrick @criticreaper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've had this idea for a scene in an Airplane! or Naked Gun style film where this old guy goes to a strip club and this old woman starts to do a striptease or pole dance to the Matlock theme. Because the Matlock theme always sounds like striptease music to me.
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Robert Evan @atubeofanxiety.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A twit can leave Twitter, but I guess Twitter often can’t leave a twit.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nancy 9/9/26
The teacher asks Sluggo “if you had five brownies, and Nancy asked for two, how many would you have left?” He responds “zero.” 
She’s confused by this, asks him “what-?” He replies “Nancy would never just ask for two.” Nancy sits beside him, smiling slyly.
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Robert Evan @atubeofanxiety.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do you see the snake too
A photo of a corn dog with a serpentine mustard squirt.
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Frame #3619 from 60sE28 goo for pokey
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy 9/8/26
Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We should start calling these Cronenburgers
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Robert Evan @atubeofanxiety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My small town’s creative scene in a nutshell. 🫩
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 08/09/2026
Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce that ‘SOUTH PARK’ will be renamed to ‘SOUTH AMERICA’. “Inspired by the bravery & patriotism of Apple & Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation.”
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Karakato @karakatodzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gonna need an E Tank for this... #megaman
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 04/09/2026
Product safety is not always like the movies. Here, we have resources.
A realistic coyote sitting in a cave on a gaming chair at a laptop as the sun sets outside. They are wearing reading glasses and looking at SaferProducts.gov. The text reads: In the real world, the coyote checks and reports unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov. A sign next to the coyote says, "Air fryer trash! Started smoking without roadrunner!" There is an air fryer in the corner on fire labeled, "Roadrunner air fryer X.L." In the background, outside the cave, a roadrunner says, "Beep! Beep!" and leaves a big trail of dust. Other text reads: Check for injuries before you buy or sell a product, and report unsafe products to CPSC!
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐶 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/09/02/boof
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Tiger run (based on a comic trend by k2comix)
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Robert Evan @atubeofanxiety.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There’s no ethical consumption of Butterbeer-flavored coffee creamer, for that matter.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
episode 060
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The Saturday Morning Podcast 🎙️ @satmornpod.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They just ran the Great Pierogy race! I don’t know who won, but I know the winner will be boiled alive.
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Robert Evan @atubeofanxiety.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fugue.
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Robert Evan @atubeofanxiety.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Someone blew their car horn for five seconds past my house and now there’s a mockingbird imitating a hawk screech.
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✨🫧 aaaaaaash 🫧✨ @ashbrino.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i am compelled to share this video whenever this comes up youtu.be/ICZG33IxtgE
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Drunk Pig
YouTube video by Lanette Sydnor
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Count Jess, Kids TV Historian @foxkidsclub.northsky.social · 30/08/2026
Before everyone cries "flop" I need to emphasize this: This is a movie released at the end of August, a slow time for theatrical movies, from a tiny distributor with nowhere near the resources of a WB or a Disney $15.5 million is a *fantastic* opening weekend all things considered
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
‘Coyote vs. Acme’ over-performed at the box office by opening with $15.5M • Film was tracking for a $12-$14M debut • Biggest opening for Ketchup Entertainment • Third biggest opening for Looney Tunes film
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Frame #2565 from 50s E36-37 toying around
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 28,1961
P1- NANCY MEETS A LITTLE GIRL DOWNTOWN 
NANCY: HI, LI'L GIRL---YOU LOOK TIRED
LITTLE GIRL: I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT AFTER WATCHING ALL THOSE MONSTERS, GHOSTS AND WEREWOLVES
P2-
NANCY: WHAT TELEVISION SHOW WAS THAT?
P3- THE LITTLE GIRL STARTS WALKING TO HER HOUSE 
LITTLE GIRL: WE HAVE NO TELEVISION
NANCY IS SURPRISED TO SEE THE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A HUGE HAUNTED HOUSE
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Legend.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 22,1951
P1- NANCY IS WALKING DOWNTOWN, AND SHE IS VERY BORED 
NANCY: THIS TOWN BORES ME  --- SAME OLD SIGHTS EVERY DAY 
P2- SLUGGO PASSES NANCY AS SHE IS SPINNING LIKE A TOP
SLUGGO:WHAT ARE YOU SPINNING FOR ?
NANCY: TRYING TO GET DIZZY 
P3- NANCY IS VERY WOBBLY 
NANCY:I LIKE A CHANGE OF SCENERY ONCE IN A WHILE 
NANCY IS WOBBLY AND EVERYTHING SHE SEES LOOKS LIKE A SALVADOR DALI PAINTING
HOUSES LOOK WARPED , TELEPHONE POLES ARE BENT AND A POLICE OFFICER IS WAVERING AS HE WALKS HIS BEAT
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Robert Evan @atubeofanxiety.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
All this garage needs is a buzzy old radio playing Hootie or whoever did the song that goes “HOLD MAH HAYND”
A photo of a commercial garage in a varying state of organization.
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