Reposted by Chris BellewThe Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10hAgain, much of Pete Hegseth’s deal is the only skill his job demanded for a long time was keeping a trim figure to be conventionally pretty for stay-at-home moms watching daytime tv. His job was “be pretty,” but he knows that’s a girl job, so he’s deeply insecure and is trying to make it a boy job. 351026214
Reposted by Chris BellewRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day. 1528180083440
Reposted by Chris BellewSenator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes! 2505251586209
Reposted by Chris Bellewchercat208.bsky.social @chercat208.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ever notice how everyone screaming about cutting social security as an 'entitlement' are the politicians who will retire with a comfy pension or the obscenely wealthy who have enough money for a thousand lifetimes? Raise the damn cap!!! 17346121393
Reposted by Chris BellewKaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ed Sheeran got on stage and read from a teleprompter a message that once again conveyed no real emotion, and no actual stance. I truly hope his career is over. Having no backbone has costs. 181152168
Reposted by Chris BellewKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this 26824901
Reposted by Chris BellewPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15223965316059
Chris Bellew @atomjack.com · 03/09/2026static.klipy.comPulp Fiction: Intense 'Ahh' MomentALT: Pulp Fiction: Intense 'Ahh' Moment 010
Reposted by Chris BellewJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn. 6979601451
Reposted by Chris BellewBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Can you imagine being 80 and having the equivalent of a manic 14-year-old ex-girlfriend chasing you around like she’s about to kill your dog and being like “I like this whole thing, this is a good situation for me”? Anyway that’s the deal with the current President of the United States. 1594775546
Reposted by Chris BellewBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Hakeem Jeffries is not up for the job. They have got to get rid of him in January. 465138921678
Reposted by Chris BellewWalker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Hakeem Jeffries cannot become speaker in 2027. It would be a colossal waste of power and opportunity for Dems to elevate him again. They need to choose someone stronger and preferably isn’t to the right of the vast majority of American voters on healthcare. 624121592469
Reposted by Chris BellewAlaina Wood @thegarbagequeen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Friendly reminder that these things aren't impacted by closing the Strait of Hormuz so maybe, just maybe, we should implement them to avoid being impacted by future conflicts: -Solar panels -Wind turbines -Battery storage -Electric vehicles -Bicycles -Natural fertilizers -Electric heat pumps 321114563497
Reposted by Chris BellewArbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Governor Beshear... Get in your car. Drive to the hospital. Demand to speak to the Senator. No more waffling, no more waiting for them to reply. "I see the Senator now, or I assume he's not coming back and call an election when I leave." 801548338
Reposted by Chris BellewMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE. 10676502520323
Reposted by Chris BellewAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Wilson: I guarantee you there are 10 reporters in D.C. right now who know exactly what Mitch McConnell’s medical status is. They’re not reporting it. If I’m Beshear, brother, just declare the election. And if they want to prove that Mitch McConnell is alive and well, go do it. 506144044302
Reposted by Chris BellewJust a Dad 📎 @dadmakingcans.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Norway beat Israel 5-0 in the World Cup qualifiers and then donated the prize money they won to Gaza and that’s why everyone should be rooting for them. 624360822
Reposted by Chris BellewCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Andy Beshear should just steal mcconnell's senate seat the way mcconnell stole Obama's Supreme Court seat. 694211334314
Reposted by Chris BellewTaraaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh Zombies @theblueststar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Yeah nah it's not coming home. Kane playing golf with that cheeto dicked rapist, fuck England. 701254136
Reposted by Chris Bellew4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If Mitch McConnell is indeed brain-dead, then every one of the senators and congressmen who said they spoke directly to him should be impeached. 666151002675
Reposted by Chris BellewAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 09/07/2026I think @govandybeshear.bsky.social should just appoint a Dem to fill McConnell’s seat. It would force proof of life, and the state law that stripped him of that power should be challenged in court. I’m sure Thune would refuse to seat the appointee, but I think it’s a fight worth having. BE BOLD! 939181164683
Reposted by Chris BellewHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243445591
Chris Bellew @atomjack.com · 23/05/2026static.klipy.comJesse Pinkman's Iconic 'Yeah Science!' MomentALT: Jesse Pinkman's Iconic 'Yeah Science!' Moment 000
Reposted by Chris BellewCori @pnwcori.bsky.social · 01/05/2026It cost me $177 to renew my driver license today. Requiring certain ID to vote without making that ID easy, accessible, and free is 100% a poll tax. 244109072648
Reposted by Chris BellewSteve M. @stevemnomoremister.bsky.social · 27/04/2026The people who always say it's "too soon" to politicize a school shooting started politicizing the hell out of this shooting about a minute after it happened. 10245681208
Reposted by Chris BellewMiles Taylor @milestaylor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The WHCD shooter will be used to justify things that have nothing to do with the WHCD shooter. Mark this moment. 25162301139
Reposted by Chris Bellewwes(is no longer)injapan @wesinjapan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Every school in America is going to need to build a ballroom. 132346631
Reposted by Chris BellewMeagan @sfgiantsmeag.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Now they all know how children at school feel. 22962203
Reposted by Chris BellewKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 26/04/2026Can’t wait for like, 500 articles that are like “as I dived under a table to hide from the shooter I realized I had to be even more sycophantic to the White House” 424174659
Reposted by Chris BellewNick Young @nickofnz.bsky.social · 12/04/2026BOOM! South Australia's power prices have plummeted as they near 100% renewables, proving to the world that relying on wind and solar with battery back-up is possible, more reliable and costs people less. THIS is how we avoid the next oil crisis. #EnergyRevolution 302144174056
Reposted by Chris BellewLuna-Olivia-Eirene @luna-eirene.bsky.social · 09/04/2026“If they can automatically enroll men into the draft at 18, they can automatically register Americans to vote at 18. Ask yourself why they won’t” Josh H. 7843191040
Reposted by Chris BellewMark Brazill 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦🇻🇪 🏳️⚧️ @markbrazill.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Wow, I had completely forgotten about the Epstein Files! Thank you, Melania! 15173791335
Reposted by Chris BellewIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/04/2026Hey, I realize you're all busy with other stuff right now but I wanted to just take a minute to make it very clear that I am not and have never been close friends with the Boston Strangler 1254626529
Reposted by Chris Bellewharpy @harpy.party · 07/04/2026Pope Deepdish should excommunicate All of the US until he's forced out of office 11208121
Reposted by Chris Bellewdem6400.bsky.social @dem6400.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The only show I watch on CBS is The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. His last show is May 21, 2026. After that show, I will never watch anything on CBS again. 40881071181
Chris Bellew @atomjack.com · 28/03/2026I've memorized this quote and love to recite it when someone questions my atheism. 1120
Chris Bellew @atomjack.com · 26/03/2026And here's video of Sue's Last Ride: www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0hj...youtube.comDirty Three - Sue's Last Ride (Live in San Francisco on 3/23/2026)YouTube video by atomjack 010
Chris Bellew @atomjack.com · 26/03/2026Dirty Three was amazing at Great American Music Hall on Monday night. You can listen to and/or download my audio recording of the show here: bantha-fodder.com/bootlegs/str... And here's video of Indian Love Song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlmE...youtube.comDirty Three - Indian Love Song (live in San Francisco on 3/23/2026)YouTube video by atomjack 140