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A Tincan

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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is the kind of shit that ends with havens gate and jumping on the Hale–Bopp Comet
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What the FUCK
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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Ken Parille @kenparille.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
David finchers sequel to Zodiac
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Devolver Digital @devolverdigital.com · 28/09/2026
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver S13 - E24 Computer... Enhance.... ???????
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are takes and arguments and discourses that are now just red flags that somebody spends time on X.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the voices told me to make this
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
connie: good grief! eugene gunked up the imagination station with his cum! whit: put him through the hell simulator again
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
emmy winner
katie dippold's iconic tweet of her dressed fully as the babdook with a caption: tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babdook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I should have posted this on Labor Day.
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the polish language has 75 words for onion and no word for job

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footjob, rimjob, pitjob, blowjob... english reduces all the greatest acts of physical intimacy down to exploitation of labor. in polish we call blowjobs “making ice cream" because they are tasty treats made with care and love. the american mind cannot comprehend this
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John Maddening! @johnmaddening.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THE TWIN CITIES: This is the neighborhood your uncle who you dread seeing at Thanksgiving calls a “no go zone”.
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Techneti @techneti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
things at the Kronos Quartet concert that just make sense 🤌
A stool set up at a music stand. On it is a  microphone and what looks like frog legs
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ah the ol Chips n’ Ollies!
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Two cups of white goo one on its side spilling out with the label the stuff from the 1985 movie “The Stuff”
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey! Look over here! You can press the Ⓐ 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣 to make me shake my queer little ass.
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
FBI with Paw Patrol is a mark of quality. FBI main had a walk and talk on the street of two main characters front faceing waking in place in front of an obvious green screen.
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Jesus i just got my department to start using 1P c'mon!
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
By the third episode of Lanterns I realized Damon Lindelof is involved and I’m locked in.
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is how your message finds me
An Italian greyhound swallowed in several blankets, staring at the camera, one very thin leg, sticking out the side.
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
TAPE BACKUPS! TAPE! TAPE! TAPE! TAPE!
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Speed Racer
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Then a multi season spinoff about Bart and Lisa as adults.
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The Simpsons Monkey Paw Wish
ALT: The Simpsons Monkey Paw Wish
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Jesus, this is worse than the animated cat short from movie 43, atleast James Gunn directed that.... I think that info replaced a core memory.
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Democrats had this! OFA could of been a School of the Americas for political organizing but they turned it into another center-left policy advocacy group and let it wither on the vine.
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I always refused to believe that, the society that doesn't have guest privileges is one that doesn't survive.
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So with this Paramaount-WB merger trial set for March 2027. If OpenAI doesn't IPO by then Oracle takes a massive haircut since softbank's bridge loan comes due while being eaten by the fees in the deal. I don't know if this could kill Oracle, but it could.
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh god this is legit going to strangle the merger.
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Use a heat gun to soften it an then slide something like a putty knife to pry it out. You may be able to pull the screw out after it’s softened with pliers?
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is financial advice
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Don’t they all have the last name Kong? Is the Kong family tree a wreath?!
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm sorry we grew up with YTMND, we cannot comment on Zoomer "Brainrot"
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 29/07/2026
I am the Lizard Queen!
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S04E13 Selma's Choice (9F11) 21 January 1993
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Fine. Skull-ective Action Comics Podcast. Happy? @cacomixpod.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Superman and Supergirl bonking they little heads in Superman #186 by Binder and Plastino
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I think my dog ate a mozzarella stick. I’m not sure I could’ve just miscounted. If she did, she left no trace.
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
youtu.be/_ZiSMw1PYnc?...
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Devastating: This Guy Realizes He's The 'Hamburger Dipshit' That His Coworkers Are Talking About
YouTube video by ClickHole
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hill Street Blues LEGO set when?
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i like gourds [⍼] @oniondip420.cat · 10/07/2026
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coward @coward.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
make local coop to play with wife
Steam message board thread "make local coop to play with wife"
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
brain: all the world's a stage and i'm sucking dick in the bathroom during the intermission of king lear me: no we're not brain: all the world's a stage and i'm looking up the sliders wikia while eating half a rotisserie chicken during the intermission of king lear me: that's better
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Philadelphia! You know what to do!
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Northernlion Hammers
ALT: Northernlion Hammers
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A Tincan @atincan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Live footage of the chuds in NYC for some reason
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Marge Simpson mistakenly yelling at Bart meme. "Plex, no!" "What?" "Sorry, force of habit"
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