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You guys want a drink or something. I think I have diet coke and lemonade and maybe some coffee from this morning. He/him.

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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 29m
It's so fucked up you gotta do hard stuff to make good things happen. What the hell, man.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 2h
Condescending false concern in a French accent is one of the truest delights in life.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 4h
Hey guess what. Next year there's gonna be people getting hired to do IT work where they have to maintain a system using an OS that was released before they were born.
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Windows Server 2003 - Wikipedia
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 6h
Some people need their asses beat so bad.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 6h
We really need to start hosting Data Poisoning parties where everybody swaps logins and memberships and annihilates their capacity to understand who is where.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 6h
There is every reason to view every single employee of OpenAI and Anthropic as actively hostile to the experience of being a human being, being in community with others, and existing in an ecosystem on earth. They are adversaries of what it means to be a person.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 17h
The worst thing about Ken Paxton has always been that he is the single most successful Trump mimic, insofar as he has done so many incredibly fucked up things that the Median Voter gets amnesia. This is the best rhetorical counter to that superpower I've ever seen and it should be copied.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 17h
Doing 2d8 psychic damage to this entire website with one Reddit post.
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From the whatisit community on Reddit: What are these plug-ins on my wall?
Explore this post and more from the whatisit community
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 19h
Bluesky is very good for people who like writing but think to themselves "I could never be a Real Writer because I am insane and because writing pitches destroys my soul" because you get to see a lot of writers you respect and admire publicly post about how they are insane and how pitching sucks.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 20h
God that's so fuckin cool
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 21h
Rain Bird
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 21h
They're going to try to ban VPNs and when that doesn't work they're going to try to ban encryption through some extremely fucked up backdoor legislation and we need to be prepared to smother it in the crib
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Is teaching patrons how to dump Google and use a different search engine, browser, and email provider “neutral”? No, no more than is automatically signing them up for a Gmail account when they say they need an email address." 📚 doi.org/10.5860/ital...
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Refusal as Instruction: Equipping Patrons to Resist AI, Data Brokers, Big Tech, & More | Information Technology and Libraries
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Isabel J. Kim @isabel.kim · 06/10/2026
consider having an identity crisis shipped for free to your door
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Sublimation
An instant USA Today Bestseller | A LibraryReads Bonus Pick | One of the most anticipated books of Summer, according to The New York Times, USA Today, NPR, Forbes, and many more | With starred reviews...
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One day, far in the future, I will get my Titanfall MMO, where crews of titan pilots do quests and professions and run dungeons on many different worlds and our guild hall is just a big transport ship where we all have our individual player housing and Titan bays.
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Man Contemplating Life by the Ocean
Alt: Man Contemplating Life by the Ocean
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This meme is about The Shadow Histories by H. G. Parry and the Temeraire novels by Naomi Novik
if i had a nickel for every time i found and loved a fantasy series set during the napoleonic wars that also became a story about abolition and liberation I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
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Elyse Graham @elysegraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hate English department Halloween. What do you mean, you're the hermeneutics of suspicion
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CK DexterHaven 🍂🍁🍂 @ckshowalter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Y’all, Catholics don’t applaud in church. Ever. This is a thing. You don’t have to like the church or organized religion. You do need to understand that up until the 90s and the US church pivot to abortion as a primary issue, the Catholic Church has long been a powerhouse in immigrant communities
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#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Cris Seda Chabrier @cseda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For nearly two months, I’ve been speaking to three trans women detained at a notorious immigration facility in Louisiana. They were incredibly brave to talk to me abt what they’ve endured. veritenews.org/2026/10/05/t...
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Trans detainees allege abuse at Jena ICE facility
Three trans women have been held in solitary confinement for months allege that they are facing abuse at the Central Louisiana ICE Processing Center.
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carlos (vibe describer) @vaquero2xl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cris worked extremely hard on this story for a long time, and took great pains to make sure that these women’s nightmarish experience was portrayed accurately Please go read it.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My MAN. I've seen Thuta's before in passing, but this is exquisite.
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FMA Fullmetal Alchemist: Armstrong's Handshake
ALT: FMA Fullmetal Alchemist: Armstrong's Handshake
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you're a Huge Lance Enjoyer, I cannot recommend Emerson Tung highly enough. He is imo the finest living practitioner of Huge Lance.
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Robot and Mecha — Emerson Tung
Robot and Mechanical Design by Concept Artist Emerson Tung
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Enid Sinclair Says 'I Know Right?!' (Wednesday)
Alt: Enid Sinclair Says 'I Know Right?!' (Wednesday)
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
James do you have any idea how desperate Cleveland is for Something Good To Happen? If it were even passable we would quite literally be drowning in tiktoks arguing about whether the Cuyahoga is still flammable.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OH I got a BANGER for you.
A license plate that says Tehran
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the best website in the world.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm a big fan of the "Picture Of A Guy With A Speech Bubble Quote Repost" subgenre
Werner Herzog speech bubble meme
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If Abbot and Paxton both lose we get to turn The Alamo into a gender neutral bathroom and Jerry Jones gets put in that box that box that Cris Angel lived in for a month.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In the [paraphrased] words of @margaret.bsky.social "I don't punch people because I don't wanna be forced to be locked in a box for ten years. But I think if we didn't have the threat of jail, a lot of people who need to get punched probably would have been punched."
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is time to GOBLINMAXX
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/10/2026
the reason these people need to be stripped of almost all of their money is so that they stop thinking that it gives them the right to nominate themselves for the "benevolent dictator" position
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nobody ever speaks to the downside of universal healthcare; uncontrollable Bolsonaro proliferation.
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Kasia Brz @avatarkasia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sometimes drawing a bunch of cats from pinterest gives a sense of normalcy against the everyday everything
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The entire political project of conservatives is just "Ehn yeah but THOSE people aren't REALLY people though, not the same way that WE'RE people"
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Remember when us phil-tech types said effective altruism was just utilitarianism taken to its worst possible extents? This is what we meant: Real harm for unquantifiable potential benefit. "…'we believe that the world should accept some bad things happening for the benefits of this technology….'"
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Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI
The OpenAI CEO sought to distinguish his policy stance from rival developer Anthropic.
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 04/10/2026
When VC assholes say “you can just do things” they mean rip people off and ruin their lives with no consequences. In reality, you can just do things means you can be happy working, taking care of your family and friends.
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 05/10/2026
I don't want to see The EPIC Cosmic Horror With A DARK Twist Ending You've NEVER Heard Of. I want to see I Read The Nine Billion Names Of God When I Was Young And Here Are Some Of The Questions I Contracted.
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is true.
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
god it must be so liberating to be a fucking idiot
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Tim @timzhu.io · 03/10/2026
You're basically Napoleon if you can make entire organization(s) get on the same database
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I genuinely worry that The Median Voter will get selective amnesia about how fucking bad things actually are right now and that's why I think we need public and gratuitous righteous vengeance. People are pissed off and they fucking should be. Entertain them with bloodsport.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When we say the ruling class of fascists are absolutely fucking practicing ironclad class solidarity, this is what we mean. This woman is divorcing Ken Paxton "on biblical grounds" which is North Texan for "my husband is a certified fucking freak BUT we can't let these POORS have HEALTHCARE"
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not naive enough to actually believe this will happen, but Democrats could be preparing, right now, lists of impeachment charges against (at a bare minimum) Hegseth, Kennedy, Mullin, Patel, Blanche, & Trump, as well as Bondi, Bovino, & Noem (still worth doing!) that rely purely on public facts,
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you see this, recommend a short book. The River Has Roots by Amal El-Mohtar
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lmao I love love love that these rotten gremlins have to eat this shit from the diaper guy
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ohio has judged Vivek Ramaswamy and found him wanting. He will be fed to the dark things which linger on in the deep hollows, and we will count his screams as psalms knowing their dread hunger has been satiated.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He would be disappointed in me tonight I fear
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dropkick murphys fans not fuckin around
Girl wearing a shirt that says I.C.E. Can gargle my balls
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