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Kara BOOOOOchanan 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @magicariot.com · 6h

if this was a just world every Tesla would be assaulted like the Lexus in the bonus stages of Street Fighter

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 6h

Damn when you lose the one guy in an Ohio diner the NYT has interviewed for ten years…

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 9h

The Economist writes 15000 words about my genius with MS Paint

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 9h

I unveil a 2D drawing of a weird-ass car with a giant magnet underneath to pick up coins left on the road by God and retire two days later with all the money these rubes give me to not produce it

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 10h

Autumn in Texas does not come on September 22 or whatever. It’s 90 degrees one day and then a 40mph north wind blows all the leaves off the trees, drops it 30 degrees, and now it’s Autumn.

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 10h

Every Brewers fan I’ve ever met is an absolute delight

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 10h

Means a lot coming from Peter Thiel’s Pool Boy

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 20h

I guess you could call that… 😎 a Brew Wave

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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 15/10/2026

The Roads Have Eyes! 👁️ Turn on the Surveillance Layer in Map Options to see known license plate readers from Flock Safety, Motorola Solutions (Vigilant), Genetec, Axis Communications, Axon, Leonardo (ELSAG), Neology, Rekor, PlateSmart, Ubicquia, Verkada, and other outdoor surveillance cameras.

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Opening a car repair shop called “Are You Dents?”

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

“This shit does not look good on paper” -Marty Misjuns

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Reminder that Tom Homan and Markwayne Mullin are bitchmade

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 15/10/2026

What if you see ICE at the polls? (Don't worry! Read on for the plan!) @indivisible.org roped me in to design and illustrate a new zine! Check it out in this 🧵 - and visit linktr.ee/wewillvote to sign up for the Election Protection Program and find all the resources you need!

Page 1: text reads "WHAT IF YOU SEE ICE AT THE POLLS? (Don't worry! Read on for the plan!)"

Image shows pen and ink drawings of an ICE agent peeking around one side of the word ICE and a determined looking person holding up a cell phone as if to record peering around the other side.

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

ACAB includes the cop who pulled me over for going 60 in a 55 on an empty feeder road

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

If that was a rivalry game then it’s whatever

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

MLB AUCTIONS! Bid to be the next Astros manager!

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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 15/10/2026

a field guide to Skarsgårds: if silver fox he be, that's Stellan you see unsettling but hot, Alexander you've got only dread doth you fill, then behold, that is Bill

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The Two Constants of growing up were: 1. Grabbing someone’s forearm and making them slap themselves in the face 2. Yelling “why are you hitting yourself” as quickly as you can

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

1. Chiwetel Ejiofor was great 2. Mark Duplass being in it is the least surprising thing

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I just watched Backrooms and I’ll say this: they tried real hard

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

My brain is definitely awesome and absolutely not broken when I can stand in the kitchen for five minutes trying to remember how I even got up off the couch but have immediate recall that Tommy James & The Shondells sang Crimson & Clover

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Crimson & Comely was a demo by Tommy James & The Shondells

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Didn’t see anything about investigations and impeachments and trials so nice speech, Rep Jeffries, we will let you know our decision

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Did anyone pay Kimberly Guilfoyle’s AmEx bill tho

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Me and the boys when we see that Saturday forecast

Saturday: high of 70 degrees, low of 50 degrees

Group of ladies wearing exclusively leggings and Uggs

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Me, after confidently saying that U2’s “Pop” album would be an instant classic if anyone else had made it

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

And for this to happen, Schumer cannot be Senate Majority Leader

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I’m sorry her “claim to be an attorney?” You gotta come with some bonafides that can’t be checked. “I was once 100 yards from an F4 tornado” or sumn

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Gorsuch in this pic doing his best Lebron impression

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Ken Paxton has his eye on you. And his other eye is on your wallet

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Supporting sexual abusers and fascism because your brain lights up by getting RTed eight times

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I regret to inform you that the DC Draino guy is in the hospital with a grim prognosis after getting his dick degloved by the wand tool on a vacuum cleaner

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

[!] Try this ancient throat singing method for just 5 mins a day to call forth dormant creatures from the depths just in time for Halloween

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Pissing off your base by trying to peel off one imaginary voter who voted for Trump three times but has seen the error of his ways

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I think it’s telling how Jon Ossoff is one of a handful of Dem politicians willing to get up and just be all, “Fuck this guy” and just about everyone is wondering if he could run for president

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The continual discourse about Ella Langley’s “Choosin Texas” ignores that “Dandelion” is actually a banger

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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

One fun thing (genuine) about bluesky is that pretty much everyone here has demonstrated their willingness to walk away from a platform if it's in hard conflict with their values. That's a crowd I am proud to be among.

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