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nsfw fandom account! Astronicht on ao3. 30s. She/they.

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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
LRSkeet read the full thread! Read the full thread!
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 28/05/2026
So I’ve started Pride and Prejudice, and already I feel bad for Mrs Bennet.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If you're a writer or researcher who thinks AI is better than you at your job, I believe you. I just don't think you should pretend like your skill issue affects me
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 16/06/2025
GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂
A meme of a saltmarsh with a curlew and the caption YOU JUST GOT SALTMARSHED!!! SEND TO A FRIEND TO SALTMARSH THEM. From the RSPB instagram account.
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
In other embarrassing news I’ve started doing ytube yoga (carefully vetted by my mother to make sure I wasn’t going to make my joints Worse) every morning, and you know how you go to bed looking craving your morning coffee? My horrible body wants coffee AND 20-30 min of hip stretches.
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Wedging this into my narrowest hallway
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Raitala @raitalarai.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
New Podfic: "helplessly I answer" by @astronichter.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/79157436
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
How it’s going 🌟 (the comment made me laugh it’s fine)
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Umbramons 👁 @umbramons.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
🦝🥂🎉
picture of Jerma985 in a red baseball cap and t-shirt reaching towards the viewer for a handshake/hand holding. the caption says "let's SURVIVE 2026 together"
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
PSA I’ve escaped Vienna
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Logging on bc it’s the family cat’s bday
Four pics of the most beautiful cat in the WORLD. Shaped like a dumpling somehow. Silverstone tabby American shorthair if you’re into that sort of thing. Her tiny face experiences every emotion. She has fashion stripes.
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Ceddie 👽🍸💕 @ceddie.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Full illustration commissions are open! More info below & DM me if you're interested! RBs are appreciated 💗
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Ceddie 👽🍸💕 @ceddie.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Reunion at Joyous Guard #Hansry #KCD2
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Daniel Duke Windsor, PhD 🏳️‍🌈 @thedukewindsor.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
"Your life should not be a museum." "Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets."
An image of three screenshotted tweets. The original from user @hell_doe: "Thinking about the girl who bought me coffee from Texas and joked that I would have to ration it out for special occasions. My friend, I do not save my good things. Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets." 

User Mike Hamilton, RIV tweeted a screenshot of the original tweet to say: "being alive is as special an occasion as it gets" fundamentally altered my brain." 

User Oliver Darkshire quote tweeted Hamilton to say, "Ten years as an antiquarian, hearing nothing but "my relative kept these untouched in a box their whole life but they died and I don't want this stuff" has radicalized me. annotate the books. use the china. wear the clothes until they wear out. your life should not be a museum."
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ʙᴇᴄᴋʏ🔞 @beckymastery.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
"Why do you suck on a strap-on? The girl doesn't feel anythin" You're WEAK, suck it until she feels it in her heart
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Ceddie 👽🍸💕 @ceddie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Fujoshi angel making their gay knights kiss Siena 1300s
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
In case anyone’s wondering what I’m up to, still no one has let me into a PhD program so I’m funneling my exhausting neurotic brain into things like making insane spreadsheets to evaluate rider performance in motorcycle racing.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
this is why you shouldnt believe what you see on the internet. It was actually closer to 50 years. His name was Porphyrios, he actually caused the creation of entirely new trading routes just to avoid him and was declared enemy of the state by Justinian. He is the hero we need.
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I LOVE HERR I MISS HERRRRR WHYS SHE DOING LEG KABEDON
Snoozing tiny cat. On a sofa but my parents have laid out a napkin for her to lay on??
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Wysirang @wysie.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Malta Hoseok
A screenshot of a skeet that says: I just paralleled parked in a manner that would cause many of you want to give me a blowjob
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DESMORMOS 🌵 @desmormos.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
tearing shit up
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
A screenshot of a tumblr post's hastgs, which read: "#you all can't be trusted to eat the rich #because you can't identify the rich #you'll eat a bunch of actors and doctors #and the rich will just laugh"
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo saying I wish all mourning doves
a very
pleasant
OooOooo
WOOOwooo
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I have since spiralled into murky gross 3pm exhaustion BUT this morning I made a little nest on my sofa with a giant coffee and my flat was pretty. Ignore the aluminum foil in the sofa idek man. We’re all trying.
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Dude my dad built the cat a fort
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Additionally I’m still crocheting useless items (these will be press-ganged into a tote bag when I decide on the rest of the design)
Two photos of granny square sun and moon
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
New low: texted my mother a pdf of a work publication like “hey you’re always asking what I’m up to! It is unfortunately mostly this!”
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Teaching myself to crochet so I could “do something I don’t need to look at” while I watch motorcycle racing podcasts in subtitled Italian. Did not consider knitting (don’t need to look to knit). Considered quitting and learning Italian. Now I have this little sun full of my rage.
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Petra Erika Nordlund @pepurika.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
www.tigertigercomic.com/tiger-tiger/... things are getting progressively weirder in todays tigers!
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Meimei @itsmumei.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Falin 🐓🐉 #dungeonmeshi #falin #fanart #deliciousindungeon #falinfanart
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salt∴ @wickedsalt.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
1/2021-1/2025 After 4 years, Howl is finally finished! A companion and a project of love to me; I hope it keeps inspiring magic and creativity. 🧿🩵 See the rest of the thread for close ups! #howlsmovingcastle #howlcosplay #katsucon2025 #embroidery
Photo of my Howl Pendragon cosplay on a sewing form, frontal three quarters view. White shirt and black pants with a pink and blue jacket thrown over the shoulders, like the Studio Ghibli design. The jacket is heavily beaded and covered in floss and ribbon embroidery. There are also two necklaces with blue pendants around the form's neck and a pair of green drop earrings pinned close by.Photo of my Howl Pendragon cosplay on a sewing form, view from the back. Black pants pinned to the sewing form with a pink and blue jacket thrown over the shoulders, like the Studio Ghibli design. The jacket is heavily beaded and covered in floss and ribbon embroidery. The back of the jacket shows the scene from the Ghibli film as a young Howl standing on a meadow catches a falling star. There are other falling stars in the night sky. The meadow is completely beaded and framed in a golden velvet ribbon. Embroidered with golden floss beneath the golden ribbon reads: "You who swallowed a falling star, o' heartless man".
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
One of the worst phases of my life (not now lol, 2015-16) I couldn’t drink for medical reasons, and now I’m living through whatever all this is in the city that per my own rules is the one place in this fucking universe where I cannot smoke a single stress cigarette. Poetic. Annoying. Probably good.
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Oh no I think the Europeans are trying to figure out Peanut Cream
Bus stop ad for “peanut cream” (Erdnusse Creme)
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chip eater lore @loreothy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
💛 fried plantains 💛
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Petra Erika Nordlund @pepurika.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
www.tigertigercomic.com/tiger-tiger/... tigers day...
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☆ Tiger Swomp ☆ @erradox.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I seriously recommend this absolutely gorgeous and super inventive comic to everyone, the characters are so endearing and the plot has me on the edge of my seat kicking my little feet awaiting updates
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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 15/01/2025
guys we fixed the humanities phd jobs crisis
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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Drawn for this years holiday exchange #nirvanainfire
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
For SoCal friends, Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can. For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Going thru my email inbox and chugging bad but like ok admittedly not USA-bad espresso asking why do I have five emails about the hot market for bloodletting (not spam)
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Snapping a billion fan photos of a few dry season controlled burns from this airplane
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Successfully maneuvered myself to a point where my mother is implying that it would be great if I moved back to the UK to be closer to home. The words “only a six hour flight” were uttered.
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Birthday presents from me to me lmao 🩵
Geologic time mugShirt says “water is life” and shows a bunch of Florida native species dependent on the aquifers. Which is technically all of them. Heads up there is one snake. Do muted terms work here?? They had better.
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Rima I Anabtawi @rimaanabtawi.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
“To turn off, go to Settings > Apps > Photos on iOS and turn off Enhanced Visual Search. On Mac, open Photos and go to Settings > General to do the same. You must do it on each of your Apple devices.”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
A trans woman says "I'm having a terrible time on dating apps. I don't know what I'm doing." Her friend gently asks "let's see your profile..." The woman asks "what do you think's the problem?" while daintily pressing her index fingers up against each other. Her profile reads "bottom but forced 2 top due 2 hemorrhoids. Infro: Scared, insane." Her friend winces in disgust.
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Dad telling me he slept 12 hours like dude who was emailing me Wired articles at 6:44AM from ur email address then
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ying 🗡💫 @yingui.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
wwx from today #mdzs
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Woke up from an elaborate anxiety dream that ended with trying to escape by swimming away from a dangerous “pet” lion in the dark surf and then thru a town and finally thru a forest trying to get my dad out, led by a white stoat?? Probably fine way to start the year. No augur problem at all.
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