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nsfw fandom account! Astronicht on ao3. 30s. She/they.

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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
LRSkeet read the full thread! Read the full thread!
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 28/05/2026
So I’ve started Pride and Prejudice, and already I feel bad for Mrs Bennet.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Also PSA if something doesn’t sell at auction, it’s totally normal for people to call in and make an offer below the starting price in the week after the fact. Just in case u wanna get something for “”””cheap”””” 😔✌️
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
They only really go as high as $3000! It’s a thing. They are weirdly and completely affordable by antiquities and antiques standards. £1500 is sort of a bargain, but normal at auction. something I deeply wish I didn’t know any of this 👍👍👍
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If you're a writer or researcher who thinks AI is better than you at your job, I believe you. I just don't think you should pretend like your skill issue affects me
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 16/06/2025
GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂
A meme of a saltmarsh with a curlew and the caption YOU JUST GOT SALTMARSHED!!! SEND TO A FRIEND TO SALTMARSH THEM. From the RSPB instagram account.
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I’ve done a little bit of intermittent yoga before, but a friend started brand new with that playlist. My only rec so far is to stretch out your wrists more than she tells you, and to buy a little knee pad (I got one for camping for £3)
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Yeah, it’s genuinely improved my life 🥲 On a rec from some other fandom buddies I’m trying the apparently very well known Yoga with Adriene, and starting with one of the playlists meant to go for 30 days. m.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This isn’t who I am… to balance things out I’m getting into rugby
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
In other embarrassing news I’ve started doing ytube yoga (carefully vetted by my mother to make sure I wasn’t going to make my joints Worse) every morning, and you know how you go to bed looking craving your morning coffee? My horrible body wants coffee AND 20-30 min of hip stretches.
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
My friend came by and found out I’d been living in my new house for a week with exactly one spoon and nothing else and forced me to take some of his [landlord’s] cutlery on loan. Forced to admit that having forks has also improved my life. Hope you won vs the enchilada.
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Wedging this into my narrowest hallway
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Raitala @raitalarai.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
New Podfic: "helplessly I answer" by @astronichter.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/79157436
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
How it’s going 🌟 (the comment made me laugh it’s fine)
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Gonna be honest I have been known to IKEA it. You can look at your local ikea, should one exist, but even sight unseen it’s very clear about dimensions etc and they deliver to the room of choice for an extra fee.
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Umbramons 👁 @umbramons.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
🦝🥂🎉
picture of Jerma985 in a red baseball cap and t-shirt reaching towards the viewer for a handshake/hand holding. the caption says "let's SURVIVE 2026 together"
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
PSA I’ve escaped Vienna
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Oh no, oh man. I am so sorry that you and the family had to say bye, and also so so overwhelmingly glad to have had my life brush up against pig’s even just from afar. Really taking a long minute here to feel so grateful to your special little guy, actually. He was real good. Love to the pig.
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Hahahahaha have fun!!!! Have so much fun!!! My ex wrote their PhD on [redacted for potential spoilers] in Hobb’s main fantasy world. Those books are some part of my psyche by now.
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Logging on bc it’s the family cat’s bday
Four pics of the most beautiful cat in the WORLD. Shaped like a dumpling somehow. Silverstone tabby American shorthair if you’re into that sort of thing. Her tiny face experiences every emotion. She has fashion stripes.
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Ceddie 👽🍸💕 @ceddie.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Full illustration commissions are open! More info below & DM me if you're interested! RBs are appreciated 💗
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Ceddie 👽🍸💕 @ceddie.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Reunion at Joyous Guard #Hansry #KCD2
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Daniel Duke Windsor, PhD 🏳️‍🌈 @thedukewindsor.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
"Your life should not be a museum." "Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets."
An image of three screenshotted tweets. The original from user @hell_doe: "Thinking about the girl who bought me coffee from Texas and joked that I would have to ration it out for special occasions. My friend, I do not save my good things. Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets." 

User Mike Hamilton, RIV tweeted a screenshot of the original tweet to say: "being alive is as special an occasion as it gets" fundamentally altered my brain." 

User Oliver Darkshire quote tweeted Hamilton to say, "Ten years as an antiquarian, hearing nothing but "my relative kept these untouched in a box their whole life but they died and I don't want this stuff" has radicalized me. annotate the books. use the china. wear the clothes until they wear out. your life should not be a museum."
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ʙᴇᴄᴋʏ🔞 @beckymastery.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
"Why do you suck on a strap-on? The girl doesn't feel anythin" You're WEAK, suck it until she feels it in her heart
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Ceddie 👽🍸💕 @ceddie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Fujoshi angel making their gay knights kiss Siena 1300s
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Wait hold on I would love to know this stuff, I didn’t learn anything about data evaluation in school except using an r-squared value for chem labs.
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
These come with endless cutesy ranking boards. Anyway. I’m also trying to write fiction but I’m bad at it. Taught myself to crochet. Went to Naples. Learning what birds live near me. Spent a year reading LOTR. In sum I am trying really hard, tho I wouldn’t say it’s going great. Much like F. Bagn/aia
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
In case anyone’s wondering what I’m up to, still no one has let me into a PhD program so I’m funneling my exhausting neurotic brain into things like making insane spreadsheets to evaluate rider performance in motorcycle racing.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
this is why you shouldnt believe what you see on the internet. It was actually closer to 50 years. His name was Porphyrios, he actually caused the creation of entirely new trading routes just to avoid him and was declared enemy of the state by Justinian. He is the hero we need.
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I LOVE HERR I MISS HERRRRR WHYS SHE DOING LEG KABEDON
Snoozing tiny cat. On a sofa but my parents have laid out a napkin for her to lay on??
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Wysirang @wysie.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Malta Hoseok
A screenshot of a skeet that says: I just paralleled parked in a manner that would cause many of you want to give me a blowjob
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DESMORMOS 🌵 @desmormos.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
tearing shit up
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
A screenshot of a tumblr post's hastgs, which read: "#you all can't be trusted to eat the rich #because you can't identify the rich #you'll eat a bunch of actors and doctors #and the rich will just laugh"
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo saying I wish all mourning doves
a very
pleasant
OooOooo
WOOOwooo
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Ty!! The rest of it it is a mess tbh but this bit is pretty good
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
This is its one cute corner tbh but it IS a cute corner
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I have since spiralled into murky gross 3pm exhaustion BUT this morning I made a little nest on my sofa with a giant coffee and my flat was pretty. Ignore the aluminum foil in the sofa idek man. We’re all trying.
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Happy birthday (belatedly)!!! I love watching you spin out a whole cardigan at lightning speed
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
And my father said “no the cat has come to give you a kiss”. And presumably held the cat up to facilitate this.
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Her eyes aren’t quite closed; she is squinting at my parents to do the cat love blink. She is adored and adoring. While I was on the phone with my mother she said to my father “oh did you come to say hi to [Astro]?”
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I think her face looks generic cat happy, but we are bonkers obsessed with this cat and during lockdown we scientifically studied her body language. Her outstretched front paw is a greeting and invitation to touch. Her rolled-back laying posture is very happy.
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Further detail from phone call: this was originally set up yesterday to photograph my mother’s pottery. The cat liked it so my father came to my mother today and said “she needs that to be set up again” and then rebuilt it
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
She’s genuinely SO pleased
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Dude my dad built the cat a fort
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Neighbor bean 🫘
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Additionally I’m still crocheting useless items (these will be press-ganged into a tote bag when I decide on the rest of the design)
Two photos of granny square sun and moon
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
New low: texted my mother a pdf of a work publication like “hey you’re always asking what I’m up to! It is unfortunately mostly this!”
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astro 🍊🪐🐊 @astronichter.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Item acquired
Crochet sun and moon granny squares (both pics)
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