Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There aren't enough memes to cover the hole they're digging for themselves. "Dig up, stupid."static.klipy.comBold Strategy Cotton MemeAlt: Bold Strategy Cotton Meme 001
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Aside from badmouthing coney dogs, I'm not sure how Jalen Duren's approval rating from the fan base could get any lower. 010
Reposted by Mike BirdAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics. 317163734628
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We can't get health care, but we can have a little DJT in black and white, as a treat 010
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just got an unsolicited text from a MAGA candidate. Replied "fuck off" and got "you've been unsubscribed" in response. I FEEL SO ALIVE! 010
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Closed the pool yesterday. Fall is here, and I am stoked!static.klipy.comSnl Saturday Night LiveAlt: Tom Hanks does hand gestures while wearing a black and orange jack-o-lantern print suit; flanked by 2 men wearing skeleton costumes 000
Reposted by Mike BirdKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Gentlemen, our 29% approval rating is too high. Let's start take away people's health care." 742730440
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sounds like the Cobra Terrordome from Serpentor's reign as Emperor. Not so tough. I took it down with a ninja, a sailor, a fashion model, and Refrigerator Perry from the Chicago Bears. 020
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How different could being a 1970s glam rock band be? #bangagong 000
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Lions with a 1st half to make you glad the Red Wings started camp 000
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dude. I don't have the energy to respond to this poll 000
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I understand everything he builds (or ever built) may not be able to be seized and razed when his time is up, but we can decriminalize if not encourage graffiti on anything left standing. 010
Reposted by Mike BirdPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 09/09/2026get in, kids, we’re doing a PROHIBITION 761285271
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Every political ad: that charming candidate you love is a radical socialist! Thanks, ads. I was worried I loved them because they were just regular socialist. 010
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Labor Day grilling tips for the perfect medium rare burger: play 2 classic punk tracks, flip between the 2 songs 100
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It's Labor Day. Make your plans to vote Abdul El-Sayed for US Senate. Abdul for US! 020
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You know what? It still is, always has been, and will forever be, the Gulf of Mexico, too. 040
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Superior, Huron, America, Michigan, Erie... SHAME. Works for the whole country 020
Reposted by Mike Birdsarah-rah-rasputin @fannybandit69.bsky.social · 07/08/2026which one of you FREAKS impregnated Burger King 1345901205
Reposted by Mike BirdAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November. 592241574470
Reposted by Mike BirdIfNotNow🔥✡️ @ifnotnowmovement.org · 05/08/2026Mazel Tov, @abdulelsayed.bsky.social! Abdul’s win is a victory for everyone who supports equality, justice, and a thriving future for all - for Palestinians, Israelis, our neighbors, and ourselves! 216427
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 05/08/2026New DiCaprio meme just droppedstatic.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!' 110
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I cannot believe this is real because I am never allowed great things. Please be real. 000
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It's 21,000 now, but the dem senate Michigan primary margin is going to be less than 3000 votes in the end. I hope my candidate holds on. 000
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Why do I stay up watching Michigan election returns? I don't feel this bad watching Deep Space Nine when I should have gone to bed already. 020
Reposted by Mike BirdAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Let’s win this tomorrow. For democracy. 1022518626
Reposted by Mike BirdAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It just shouldn't be this…sh-hard… 7645531154
Reposted by Mike BirdMagic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Going outside this morning 82056381
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I wish mainstream media and Democrat politicians were actually as left wing as Fox and the GOP accuse them of being. 000
Reposted by Mike BirdThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/07/2026Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham theonion.com/paramedics-praised-for… 665191852
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Yesterday, I got Grimace as my McDonald's World Cup collectible cup instead of a legendary soccer star. Today, I woke up to good news about Lindsey Graham instead of Donald Trump. FML 010
Reposted by Mike BirdLindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham called up the governor of Georgia to browbeat him to steal the 2020 election for Trump. He was not a good man, he was a traitor. 1134774
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 12/07/2026A bad person died More bad people should die too The worst one right now 000
Reposted by Mike BirdThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist 17767941022
Reposted by Mike BirdThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History 12186771276
Mike Bird @astronautbread.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Why does summer have to be so loud? It's already obnoxiously hot and sunny. Do I have to endure your hotrod, shitty music, lawnmower, or firework too? 000
Reposted by Mike Birdtracy9.bsky.social @tracy9.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Welcome to the resistance, algae 0354
