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TellYourCatISaidPspsps

@astroburek.bsky.social
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I mainly talk shit regarding reality tv especially US and UK shows. You’re probably going to hate my takes and that’s okay 😉😊 Also a huge sumo fan and watch every grand tournament basho. You may see sumo skeets every two months!

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TellYourCatISaidPspsps @astroburek.bsky.social · 10h
So much this. Now you just see how pervasive the rot is. It’s freaking everywhere and at all levels. It’s one of those “maybe this is one of those asteroid impact type of resets are necessary” sort of scenarios.
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Team Lazerbeam @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social · 19h
We started Team Lazerbeam to make games that were handcrafted, human and full of soul. 12 years into our game dev journey, that mission feels more important than ever. Thank you to everyone that’s cheering us on in our quest to bring this game to life, one line at a time! 💖
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TellYourCatISaidPspsps @astroburek.bsky.social · 12h
What exactly is that tag on Mirella’s suit jacket sleeve near the cuff in episode 3? #LoveIsBlindNetherlands
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The Rizzler Black Panther's Confused Face
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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Folks, I think I just got teleported to a Pizza Hut vestibule in 1978. 😳
Old school cigarette vending machine
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TellYourCatISaidPspsps @astroburek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Elon can’t even play fucking Diablo by himself lol The only thing he can lead is himself to a pile of ketamine.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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🧡Jessica the Rag Doll🧡 (🎊Birthday in 11 days🎂) @pumpkinqueen1014.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How cute this controller is 🥰 I may get it for my birthday since it comes out a week after my birthday. I love ditto so much lol
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TellYourCatISaidPspsps @astroburek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ash (2025) is…is…well it’s a movie on AMC+ right now. It’s a movie that takes every sci-fi, space horror trope and tosses them into a blender and then spits the congealed mess out as a script. There’s nothing new here. It’s short though so there’s that? youtu.be/uvp2EYCXYwU?...
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ASH - Official Trailer | HD | RLJE Films
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TellYourCatISaidPspsps @astroburek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sputnik (2020) is a great, little Russian sci-fi horror movie involving an alien. It’s on AMC+ currently but also rentable. It’s well worth the watch. youtu.be/Qh-oOnZ2Di0?...
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Sputnik - Official Trailer | HD | IFC Midnight
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TellYourCatISaidPspsps @astroburek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Strange how Mortal Kombat 2 was far worse than 1. How is it so hard to make a good MK movie?
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Mortal Kombat Sub-Zero Washes Hands
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Tommy @tommythedev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yesterday I almost didn't announce the Steam page for ALLFATHER... "Everyone will hate this" "It's not ready" "I have no idea what I'm doing" Today I woke up to over 1200 wishlists. Just press the green button. store.steampowered.com/app/4744230/... #indiedev #gamedev #games #steam
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TellYourCatISaidPspsps @astroburek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love seeing another nuclear-level autist like myself on #GBBO. Danni gives me the warm fuzzies. She’s an endless delight.
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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TellYourCatISaidPspsps @astroburek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nigella is deranged as a judge. I don’t care if you like her. It doesn’t mean she isn’t deranged on some of her takes or constantly talking with a gob full of food and chewing. She’s the Michelle Visage of #GBBO in her takes.
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King Of The Hill: Bobby on His Bike
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Found Treasures @foundtreasure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Found Treasures @foundtreasure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Found Treasures @foundtreasure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Found Treasures @foundtreasure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Visceral GenX nostalgia warning
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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TellYourCatISaidPspsps @astroburek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was a simple city builder that shows growth and expansion like in Sim City. I also want it sandbox where I don’t have to micromanage income, taxes, policies, trade, etc.
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Good Samaritan @goodsamaritanhq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love when a recipe says “prep time: 10 minutes.” Ten minutes for WHO? A professional chef with eight hands? It takes me ten minutes to find the paprika. Then another five staring into the fridge hoping the ingredient I forgot to buy will spontaneously appear out of shame.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Also, please do not forget that the origins of Miller's policies lie with the Obama administration. Watch this @frontlinepbs.bsky.social documentary from 2011:
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FRONTLINE | Lost in Detention | Season 2011 | Episode 17
FRONTLINE investigates the Obama administration's get-tough immigration policy.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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TellYourCatISaidPspsps @astroburek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jesus tap dancing Christ, Charlie Hunnam is a colossally terrible actor. #MonsterLizzieBorden
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luke 🐾 @earthen-were.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Couldn't let fat bear week pass me by without sculpting a little something 🐻 cheeky fella!
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That Erin @toadpuppy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I did this. On purpose. Ok so I’ve never worked with stained glass before and had to watch a ton of tutorials on how to solder, but I think it’s pretty good for a first try, and I may suddenly have a new crafting obsession. Plus it matches my tattoo 😂
Stained glass suncatcher in the shape of a Luna moth
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TellYourCatISaidPspsps @astroburek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So the fact that AMC+ Roku Channel carries different content than a standalone subscription to AMC+ is pissing me off. This fragmentation of content by subscription medium is a viewer’s hellscape.
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TellYourCatISaidPspsps @astroburek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The main pitch by Republicans for mid-terms: everything trans. What a bold strategy. Sure you’re gonna get the bigot vote, but you already had that. You’re gaining nothing pushing that narrative. The bulk of Americans are not interested. They don’t hate trans people.
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TellYourCatISaidPspsps @astroburek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paris is the textbook example of gaslighting yourself up, and maybe not enough of us do that especially for those of us who are Gen X. I wasn’t taught how to bullshit myself. We either could or couldn’t do something and had to accept it & get shit done regardless. #DragRaceUK
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People aren’t faking their disabilities, they’re faking being well. We know society hates us. We know we will be judged for using assistive devices. Many of us take years to get the courage to lean in to accommodations. Stop judging. Help us build a more inclusive world.
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mark Medina @markmedina.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You don’t want a new Halo game. You want to be 15 again. It’s the same reason Call of Duty “isn’t fun anymore”. It’s not really any different than it used to be. You’re just older now and there are a million of them. No MP FPS is gonna make you feel like a teenager again.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Make it exist first. You can make it good later. Says Skeletor thinking this octopus staff needs some more work.
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today's wisdom
A design featuring a beige paper background, a rainbow snapped in two and the phrase "All iPhones are foldable, Bitch" in dark gray
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I Love Animals @animals.pics · 25/09/2026
She spent so long waiting for someone to choose her… and when that day finally came, she simply couldn’t contain her happiness.
A brindle shelter dog sits upright on its hind legs with both front paws raised in the air beside a smiling woman and boy posing for an adoption photo indoors.
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Lee Casebolt @leecasebolt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🤼 Another big throw marred by a footwork mistake. Wild that Ura (9-5), whose biggest strength is incredible body control and awareness, is the one to eat this loss but a nice boost for Asakoryu (9-5)
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jimothy has some strange friends #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For decades Americans in Republican counties have died sooner than those living in Democratic ones Now they’re dying faster than they’re being born These are policy choices
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Women are NOT safe around men.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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TellYourCatISaidPspsps @astroburek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is going to be an incredible final day for the September basho. Bring on the final matches!!! #sumo
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Charlie Kelly Getting Psyched - It's Always Sunny
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Zo(mbi)e 🧟🍂🪾🎃🦃 @retrozo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I got to see a Rolls Royce Wraith today
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Should be reposted every month....
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TellYourCatISaidPspsps @astroburek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your rikishi wipes face > pit > pit > arms with his towel. My rikishi wipes arms > pit > pit > face. They are not the same. #sumo
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Giancarlo Esposito's Subtle Smile in The Boys
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Dr Paul Dorfman @drpauldorfman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
EVs are now nine times cheaper than petrol or diesel to drive in the UK. www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-evs...
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Analysis: EVs are now nine times cheaper than petrol or diesel to drive in the UK  - Carbon Brief
The latest surge in fossil-fuel prices means it is now up to nine times cheaper in the UK to drive an electric vehicle (EV) than a petrol or diesel car, shows Carbon Brief analysis.
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🗡️the scary gargoyle🦇 @jijo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i also picked up this adorable bat jar
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David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Absolutely uncalled for
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demoncopperhead1.bsky.social @demoncopperhead1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In the words of George Carlin, isn't it amazing that the most pro life Christians are the people you'd never want to fuck
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