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Deus Hex Machina

@asterionhex.monster
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Hex. Aardvarkwizard. Gender: hesher. Prata med mig på svenska om du vill. They/he (hen!). Cats, metal, games, horror, bugs, Star Trek, playing bass, the band Ghost. Weird little guy. Vincent Price poster. Silver Spring MD! I make movies

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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 7h
Anniversary dinner
The Sth Annual Sake Day
KIWAMI Omakase

Dungeness Crab Sunomono 
Smoked black tiger prawn
& Fried mt crab
in White Sesame Tempura Pike Eel &
Pine Mushroom
Premium green sea urchin with autumn salmon roe & milt 
Hokkaido Scallop
Hotate
Ginsei Akijak Salmon
Red Bream [Madail
Broadbanded Thornyhead
Kinki (Hon KichiD)
Miso Soup with Black Bream
Kurodai
Wild & Mature Yellowtail
(Tennen Buri]
Autumn Swordfish Roll
(Sanma Maki)
[Kunsei
Masunosuke no Haram
almon Bell
Bluefin Tuna Fatty Cut
[Chu toro]
Bluefin Tuna Fattiest Cut & Sakura-smoked Caviar
[O toro]
AS Wagyu Shumai & Summer
Truffles
[Kagoshima Kuroge Washul Poached Conger Eel Anagol
Edo Egg Cake (Tamago)
Japanese Crown Melon
Smoked
Japanese Winter Squash
Ice Cream
[Kunsei Kabocha Aisu]
Sake pairing
Hakkaisan Yukimeo JunmsibDaginjo
3-year snow-aged 50% polished Yamada nishike
Niigata, Japan
Saiya
Yuki no Bosha
W inter Beauty
16% poised Pake Komachi
Akita. Japan
Dewazakura
Ichiro "Abbey
Road" Junmai Daiginjo
45% polished Yamada Nishik
Yamagata, Japan
Hokusetsu
YK35
Daiginjo.
35% polished Yamada Nishiki
Sado Island. Japan
Tonoike
"Sai" Junmai Daiginjo
45% polished Yumesasara
Tochigi, Japan
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 15h
You know what happens if you learn both though
Geddy Lee
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 16h
Look I’m just saying, usually you gotta play a lot of little shows before this starts happening,
Ahaha we just went to Atomic and the guy helping Bex was like "hey I saw your band at McGinty's" so I think we're basically famous
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 17h
Wegmans has the seasonal variant of muffins for small, frail children with allergies that I go absolutely FERAL over. Get the fuck outta the way kids they’re mine
Two boxes of Abe’s mini muffins in Apple cider donut flavor
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 19h
This was HARD but I tried to pick big influences + stuff I’ve listened to a zillion times as opposed to favorites. In chronological order. my9albums.com
Paranoid by Black Sabbath, Fire of Unknown Origin by Blue Öyster Cult, The Concert in Central Park by Simon & Garfunkel, Master of Puppets by Metallica, The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails, Spit by Kittie, Skittish by Mike Doughty, The Dreadful Hours by My Dying Bride, Opus Eponymous by Ghost
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 20h
Anyway free fruit at the park today first come first served do NOT fight the crows, they will kick your ass
Banana on the ground in some IvyAnother banana on the ground Three mandarin oranges on the ground
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 20h
Yeah. Yeah
Same pants standing on a wet sidewalk hems soggy as hell
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 21h
I really wasn’t going to cave—my otherwise strict adherence to black skinny jeans is less millennial and more metalhead—but I got nailed with the camo print which I love very much
Camo print wide leg jeans on me
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 21h
To be fair, I had been awakened by the furry alarm clock
Boomer the tuxedo cat wondering where his breakfast is
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 23h
I cannot believe it is October third and I haven’t been doing “this day in 2023” posts. Ok this day in 2023 I was in Las Vegas with a bunch of my dearest friends and it was the day before my wedding, we went to Omega Mart and had dinner at Hell’s Kitchen (alt deets) (reposted w better pics)
Me and Bex dressed up for dinner Omega Mart, a bizarre art installation grocery store/alternate dimension Selfie of me at the chef’s table at Hell’s Kitchen
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 03/10/2026
A week of Tubi Halloween roulette and new movies. The History of Concrete is one of my top movies of the year no question #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
The History of Concrete (2026), Tenebre (1982), Terrifier (2016), Verity (2026)
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 02/10/2026
It’s Fresh Feet Friday
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 02/10/2026
this is anti-millennial
gmail trying to autocorrect "send it to like, everyone" to "to everyone"
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 02/10/2026
Sunbeam creatures
Two cats on a couch and cat tree lying in the sun coming in through a window
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 02/10/2026
Is this good
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 02/10/2026
September thirtieth October first
Tobias Forge looking normalPapa perpetua with bat wings in a graveyard
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 02/10/2026
Hon hon hon
Seared tuna on a bed of bok choy, mushroom, and zucchini, plus couscous
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 01/10/2026
the series finale of Newhart
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 01/10/2026
Poops in the bathtub to protest when his humans are all at work
A tuxedo cat draped across my lap and arm
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 01/10/2026
Will never forget going in January 2020 to the Mütter Museum, who was doing a big Spanish flu exhibit
My friend Ruth and me gesturing grandly at a huge banner outside the Mütter that reads SPIT SPREADS DEATH
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 01/10/2026
I’ve been taking all these funny pictures and forgetting to post them. This is at the AMC down the street and it cracks me up every time I see it
A sign reading attention!!! Free posters Disclaimer: Various Conditions
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 01/10/2026
A bag of JaJu brand frozen pierogis Zeke from Bob’s Burgers
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 01/10/2026
Oh hell yeah it’s my time
Pen drawing of a fanged human-ish skull on an impossibly long spine White charcoal on black drawing of a human skullPen drawing of the animated skeleton of some tiny creature, holding up a candle White charcoal drawing of a tusked orc skull
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 01/10/2026
Not trying to hijack this incredible discontinued version but have you seen this year’s?? I have to remind myself that I don’t actually like sugar cereal and I should not buy it
Franken berry and boo berry cereal but the boxes have muppet versions of the mascots
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 30/09/2026
Costco Hotdog Achieved
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 30/09/2026
Ahh sorry I messed up the prompt, this is a regular human
Jackie Daytona, regular human bartender
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 30/09/2026
Also my hair is really getting incredible thank you
Bathroom mirror selfie. My hair is good Same but my head turned to see more of my cool hair
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 30/09/2026
This is some play they’re doing at Ford’s Theater and every time I see these my ears just start hurting
Lamppost banner reading 38 days, 5 planes, one unforgettable story
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
DOGG if i didn’t have tickets to a show in Baltimore this night I’d be here! Someone go to this please
Generally illegible metal band flyer manifestwarfare AS AUTUMN ARISES, SO DOES THE ANTICHRIST AND HIS NUKE YORK HORDES OF BLACK DEATH DESECRATION
FRIDAY OCTOBER 9 AT EL CARACOL CAFE
FLESHMASS (NYC)
PROFANE AMORCER (NYC)
HEKATAION (NYC)
DEMONIC ALTAR (DMV)
CRYPTORCHIDISM (DMV)
GRANDEUR (MD)
609 SILGO AVE, SILVER SPRING, MD
DOORS 7:30, NOISE 8:30
$20 AT THE DOOR
18+ ENTRY, 21+ TO DRINK
FLYER BY THE ALMIGHTY @esoterra_
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
Oh yeah I got some boots at faire!
My foot wearing a low (mid-calf) Sandlar boot in solid black with silver skull buttons
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 28/09/2026
This is from ages ago like 2016? 2017? Still really like this one though
Me at the ren faire in a monk robe that has a couple cicada shells clinging to it
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
This was the wool btw
Selfie of me in a black and grey knitted cowl pulled over my head like a hood
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
A sign reading Rat Toss - Ye Olde Pestilence PitchThe Ghost Rats video
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
A sign reading Rat Toss - Ye Olde Pestilence PitchThe Ghost Rats video
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
It’s my birthday so we’re at the place where you can drink before noon and it’s normal
Me and Bex with tankards at the ren faire
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
I am annoyed that this is an offer on my Amex but I am also 100% going to use it (I have Opinions about pushing tap to pay)
WMATA - Tap to Pay
Spend $2 or more by tapping to pay, earn $2
back, up to 5 times (total of $10).
Expires 12/31/26
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
Layering up to be outside all day in 60F and raining. Dressing as a priest with a GWAR longsleeve and these inverted cross leggings under
Leggings with an inverted cross on the legs, the long bar says Mishka in Russian and the short bar says death
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
I tried to decide between a bunch but just decided to go with the weirdo one
Crime Wave (1985) by John Paizs
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 26/09/2026
Heh heh heh……
A giant skeleton looming behind a brick wall
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 26/09/2026
Rock asters spend most of the year looking weedy, but then they bloom and they’re one of the last flowers for the pollinators to enjoy
A bumblebee feeding on a rock aster A crescent spot butterfly on a rock aster
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 26/09/2026
He wants the forbidden bean soup
Boomer the tuxedo cat standing on the table sniffing my coffee mug
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 26/09/2026
Swedish hotdog dinner thank s
A hotdog with shrimp salad on it plus a green salad
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 25/09/2026
My #LastFourWatched have a couple classics, one that opened today, and one documentary about one of my favorite old horror anthologies! Good week #LetterboxdFriday
Primetime (2026), Children of Men (2006), House of Cards (2015), Platoon (1986)
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 25/09/2026
Eating it with my hands like a monster
Holding a piece of very dense moist cake with fluffy white icing
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 25/09/2026
MÖRK BORG
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 25/09/2026
This is literally the latest print edition
Print Onion

Study Finds Human
• Brain Capable Of Storing Up To 40 Things
MIND'S VAST POWERS JUST BEGINNING TO BE UNDERSTOOD
BRAIN STORAGE
24 LETTERS OF ALPHABET
3 NAMES OF FAMILY MEMBERS
5 SHAPES
1 HOME ADDRESS
4 ANIMAL SOUNDS
1 WHERE STORE IS
1 THAT ONE ACTOR'S NAME
1 HOW TO TALK

PROVIDENCE, RI-In break-through research that upends prevailing notions of human cognitive capacity, a new study published Wednesday by scien-
tists at Brown University found that the brain is capable of storing
up to 40 things.
"We've always known the human brain is a remarkable repository of information, but until now, we thought that meant
five or six things at most-boy, were we mistaken," said cogni-
truly capable of, the next question
tive psychologist Melanie Vicker,
is how do we help more people
highlighting one test subject who
unlock that potential so that
demonstrated the ability to recall
everyone can store most of the
their name, the names of some alphabet, some presidents, and
family members, eight colors, five shapes, a handful of BTS songs,
the name of a body part?"
and a few animals. "The partici-
At press time, Vicker had forgotten the study ever existed
pants in our study were just ordinary people, not savants. Now after all knowledge of it was forced out of her brain by learning the that we know what our brains are day's weather. @
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 24/09/2026
(UMD is a really gorgeous campus, these are pictures I took wandering around on a rainy day there; the year after this we had our wedding reception at a restaurant across the street)
A big green clearing with a path winding through and disappearing into trees
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 24/09/2026
Please enjoy the memorial at his alma mater here at UMD
A bench with a life-sized statue of Jim Henson sitting on it, talking to Kermit the frog who is sitting on the back of the bench Plaque: Jim Henson Memorial
GIFT OF THE CLASS OF 1998
Henson Memorial Garden
GIFT OF THE CLASSES OF 1994 AND 1999
MADE POSSIBLE IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE SENIOR COUNCILPlaque: Jim Henson Memorial
SEPTEMBER 24, 2003 by
JAY HALL CARPENTERFurther back, showing the bench on a small patio surrounded by flowers
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 24/09/2026
I have a few though. I have feelings about this subject
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 24/09/2026
Big fan of this one
It Cane From Outer Space VHS tape. Huge eyeball!
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