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Deus Hex Machina

@asterionhex.monster
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Hex. Aardvarkwizard. Gender: hesher. Prata med mig på svenska om du vill. They/he (hen!). Cats, metal, games, horror, bugs, Star Trek, playing bass, the band Ghost. Weird little guy. Vincent Price poster. Silver Spring MD! I make movies

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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 1h
It has a weirdly good algorithm if you sign in and it’s seriously one of the best horror streaming services. It has other stuff too of course, that’s just what I watch
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 1h
boxd.it/gzffw5
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A ★★★ review of Too Scared to Scream (1984)
Most of this was only ok and more mystery than even thriller, but the Psycho twist was actually really fun. Pretty sure I saw more boobs in this than a mammogram screener sees in a day. Halloween Movi...
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 5h
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 6h
meat lover’s
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Meaig-Eldritch Rosaries 🏳️‍🌈🖤🩶🤍💜 @meaig.bsky.social · 6h
😬 I tried 😭
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 7h
Making everyone look at my selfies more as I’m getting hot okay
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 7h
Ok late on #5MinArt but I am thinking a GROCERY CART or buggy or whatever you call it, all mediums and skill levels welcome, post it here when you’re done if you want!
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 8h
*having panic-induced brain problems* what if i died and i don’t know it yet. I know, I’ll make a post and if I’m alive people will reply! …unless THEY’RE all ghosts too
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 9h
Ahh sorry I messed up the prompt, this is a regular human
Jackie Daytona, regular human bartender
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 9h
(Plus it’s XR so it doesn’t do anything until like 30-40 minutes after I’ve taken it, I just have to stay completely on task in the morning)
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 9h
It’s a whole chunk of routine I just pretty much skipped today, I do them at the same time. I was trying to hurry because I was late for work yesterday
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 9h
Also feeling weirdly panicky for no apparent reason
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 9h
Somehow missed a whole step of my morning and didn’t take Adderall or put sunscreen on my face so I’m about to have an incredibly miserable day
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 10h
This is more for people sho watch a bunch, there are all these online challenges running with categories that you have to look up and pick movies for and mine is for if you like horror but don’t have time for all that right now
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 10h
Also really good yeah
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 20h
Labrets were like, people got them from approximately 2001 to 2006 and then they fell out of fashion so I think it might be the piercing mostly only had by millennials
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 20h
boxd.it/gyBDNz
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A ★★★½ review of Someone's Watching Me! (1978)
Today’s Halloween Challenge movie surprised me by being pretty solidly good with a really interesting and offbeat protagonist. Then I saw who directed it and it made sense!
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 21h
I’m thinking more like, when was this popular and when did it taper off? When I got my industrial eeeveryone was getting them and I still see younger people with them but it’s much more scene/subculture. I feel like nobody’s gotten a labret in the last 20 years
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 21h
Are industrials the most millennial piercing. It might actually be labrets but more people had industrials
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 21h
I will just watch a movie because Keith David is in it. No other reason needed
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 21h
Zach Cherry is one of my favorite new guys in the game
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 21h
Also my hair is really getting incredible thank you
Bathroom mirror selfie. My hair is good Same but my head turned to see more of my cool hair
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 21h
This is some play they’re doing at Ford’s Theater and every time I see these my ears just start hurting
Lamppost banner reading 38 days, 5 planes, one unforgettable story
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 22h
I will usually try a novelty Oreo and it’s ok and I never think about it again but these are incredible
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 22h
I’m mad at how good the BTS Oreos are
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 23h
The Spirit Bares Its Teeth by Andrew Joseph White. I’ve already seen one of the most incisive paragraphs about being a trans man I’ve ever seen in it and it’s very gross in an enjoyably uncomfortable way
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
Reading a YA horror novel that is potentially going to kill me (it’s got trans feelings)
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
Spectacular pickup, that’s the right audience
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
Also you know a black metal band called Cryptorchidism is going to kick ass
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
I saw Grandeur in January I think and have been low-level obsessed ever since
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
DOGG if i didn’t have tickets to a show in Baltimore this night I’d be here! Someone go to this please
Generally illegible metal band flyer manifestwarfare AS AUTUMN ARISES, SO DOES THE ANTICHRIST AND HIS NUKE YORK HORDES OF BLACK DEATH DESECRATION
FRIDAY OCTOBER 9 AT EL CARACOL CAFE
FLESHMASS (NYC)
PROFANE AMORCER (NYC)
HEKATAION (NYC)
DEMONIC ALTAR (DMV)
CRYPTORCHIDISM (DMV)
GRANDEUR (MD)
609 SILGO AVE, SILVER SPRING, MD
DOORS 7:30, NOISE 8:30
$20 AT THE DOOR
18+ ENTRY, 21+ TO DRINK
FLYER BY THE ALMIGHTY @esoterra_
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
I can get them all over the place by my house in Maryland but I’m in downtown DC at the office today and it’s like Utz is not available!!
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
I like a lot of their chips (I think their plain are the best plain chips I’ve ever had, those are what I want with a sandwich) but the dill pickle ones are next level
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
Also I know the deli on the next block has them but it’s open 7am-2pm
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Knives Out It Makes No Damn Sense
Alt: Benoit Blanc saying It Makes No Damn Sense
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
Oh I can definitely get them at at least three places within a half-mile of my house. But APPARENTLY I leave the state of Maryland to go to work and nobody has them
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
There are places with Herr’s and not Utz!! Where do you think you ARE, Washington DC
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
Man I had an extremely specific potato chip craving (Utz dill pickle) and every place by work that might have it is a deli that closed at 2pm or just straight up does not even carry Utz for some reason
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
Truly love that the real culprit here is Pepco
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
Anyway as a person whose favored genre of music is also an oft-maligned one, I don’t really write off any whole genres. There’s always cool stuff hidden away somewhere even if the radio is not playing it
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
Partly it’s knowing where to look and knowing people to talk to, but sometimes it’s just being open. Go to the $10 show in the back of the brewery, click the video someone posted, follow a Bandcamp library down rabbit holes
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
A cool thing about getting into seeking out music is that once you’re in the channels for it, you’re going to get more and more stuff on your radar even outside of what you started seeking out
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
What’s funny is - I still haven’t heard the song the article is talking about - I don’t regularly listen to or actively seek out country, though I do enjoy some of it and adjacent genres like bluegrass even more - I HAVE heard something off of half the albums on this list lmao
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
He did not but he played this band I haven’t heard before and they’re great witching.bandcamp.com/music
witching.bandcamp.com
Witching
Jacqui Tatiana Samantha Hazel
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
I hope he plays Zorn
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
Oh maaan the listener-hosted bit on Liquid Metal today is a guy from Philadelphia doing just local bands and he’s starting with Heavy Temple hell yeah
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
But also this is a notable chart because at least 75% of what’s on here is objectively bad
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
This was in a weird music period for me, transitioning from “voraciously listening to the radio I hadn’t been allowed to through my teen years” to “I am figuring out what I really like and it’s mostly either not on the radio or it’s not on the *new* music stations” so I still could ID most of these
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
I like it!
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