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Asscela Express

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Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
When you’re @asscelaexpress.bsky.social
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Finally got a chance to experience the new electric @caltrain.com fleet. What an incredible ride and upgrade from the previous diesel fleet!
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
@aoc.bsky.social: "Listen, if your representative is not doing a town hall, give me a ring... I'll say it right here, right now: if a deep red Republican district wants to have an honest conversation, even if it's with someone they disagree with, I'm willing to do that."
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Of course the man with 14 different kids doesn’t want to pay child support
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Hi LA
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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brennan @brennan.foo · 26/02/2025
slack down
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David Mack @davidmackau.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
James Bond: No Time To DEI
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
HVDNO
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Hi
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matt @computergay.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
my reply guy died
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Jacus @jjacus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The worst part about the Make America Healthy Again movement is that we do have a lot of health issues in America, but these grifters are focused on bullshit. Instead of universal healthcare or eliminating food deserts they want to ban fluoride and vaccines.
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
😡
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
This is absolutely fucking insane
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Happy congestion pricing day from me and this busted toilet!
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Jeremy "Looking for Arrows" Zorek @jeremyzorek.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
HAPPY CONGESTION PRICING DAY!!!!!!!
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Tonight 💕
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Metropolitan Transportation Authority @mta.info · 04/01/2025
It’s happening! Tonight, MTA Chair & CEO Janno Lieber unveiled one of the signs at the entrance to the Congestion Relief Zone. Tolling begins at midnight. Learn more: congestionreliefzone.mta.info
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Excited for my trip later this week to Atlanta, America’s winter playground!
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Posting a group photo
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Same vibes
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
And I am 1 billion of those from 2016 alone
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Leaving this here for no particular reason.
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
2021 is going to be my year!
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
HNY
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I will be spending my day under the cantilever laughing at everyone driving under.
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
American would have intentionally made her miss seeing her Mom and United would have pulled the plug
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Jack Donaghy trying to make the next big splash in microwaves
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 29/12/2024
I do not take for granted my ability to walk ~15 minutes from home and access virtually anything I need in Brooklyn. It makes life so much better than having to rely on driving a car. Funny enough, the only thing that makes that experience markedly worse is other people’s cars getting in the way!
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Let him have his brat sentence!
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Opening up TikTok and seeing a @jaredais.bsky.social post
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I’m not gay but that’s gorgeous
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Got a 7/10 on the NYT 2024 slang quiz
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Omg they’re finally adding trending
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Apple keyboard has gone woke!
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Ok I’ll bite, who is Bruno Mars?
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Kevin McCallister while home alone
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
“You will be visited by three spirits” The three spirits:
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
It’s insane that still today all these operators are still ordering standard USB-A ports for their venues/vehicles despite most devices not coming with USB-A cables for the last 5 years. These ports will sit around for years (decades for vehicles) unused and unhelpful.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
environmental storytelling at the OKC airport bathroom
Bathroom graffiti reading “fuck American Airlines!!!”
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
✨✨✨✨
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brennan @brennan.foo · 23/12/2024
this was my sexual asleepening
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Kyle Fox @kylefox.com · 23/12/2024
I want whatever combo of uppers + stimulants the trainers on Apple Fitness are using.
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Getting YouTube ads to visit Istanbul like I’m the Mayor of New York City
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peter. @sodomyholes.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
this is for you Dan Goose
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
H train is back baby
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Asscela Express @asscelaexpress.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Special
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