⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Indeed - one of these (“I’m tired”) is frankly dangerously ambiguous, and should not be taken as anything without a definitive yes/no directly appended to it. (Cashing in some ⭐️🏳️🌈 privilege here) 110
Reposted by ⚓️ Parish Nuisance in ExileAngry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man, guess we got so distracted by winning in Iran that we let a little data breach happen and so I get a nice letter from the DoD telling me that they’re ensuring my data is safe and…oh wait, no, just offering a year of contracted credit monitoring Who knew DOGEing the smart people was a bad thing 1123023
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Num. 21:6. The NIV have ‘venomous;’ the KJV and its descendants have ‘fiery’. 010
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I actually borrowed it from one of the pro-reordering theorists of the 1990s, who was obsessed with the whole idea of the ‘traveling church.’ This caused no end of mischief when he got his hands on our Cathedral here in Philadelphia and turned it into a barn. 010
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There’s a difference between a ‘traveling’ Eucharist and a ‘gathered’ one, though, no? 111
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I will say, as someone whose wardrobe is sort of intentionally shabby, that I appreciate vesting because it anonymizes me and removes all of that from consideration. 020
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m old enough to remember this style of trouser straining at the waists of the beer-gutted men of my grandfather’s generation, which has probably poisoned the well irreparably. 000
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I heartily agree, having been radicalized on this point to some extent by a friend my age joining the First Troop. Of course, it doesn’t help that TEC draws disproportionately from the PMC, and many of its members benefited from the deferment system. 010
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Honestly just driving up 17 (once you’re past Sloatsburg) is its own sidequest generator. You’ll be a bit too far south for Olana, but that’s well worth visiting too. 010
Reposted by ⚓️ Parish Nuisance in ExileMs . Penny Oaken @skywitchy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026How to explain Aella to "the normies" / Your Mother Raised homeschooled in a puritanical cult, escaped it; embraced sexuality; discovered that being overtly sexually frank & quirky on the Internet makes young women "popular" ... & was never taught to understand how she was actually viewed by them 29014
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026But - hear me out - a salamander that is also poison ivy. 110
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Maybe it causes an itching, burning sensation? 110
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Apparently, this mistranslation slithered into the NRSV; the editors of the NRSVUE didn’t see any particular need for biological accuracy. 240
Reposted by ⚓️ Parish Nuisance in ExileThe Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 14/09/2026More irreverently, the NRSVue translated the snakes as being poisonous, not venomous - in other words, deadly if you lick them, not deadly if they bite you. The reason the bronze serpent worked was because it distracted the israelites from their serpent-licking hobby. 6427
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The Draper-White thesis has been thoroughly discredited. Do try and keep up. 010
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Wrote a bit about the proposed “Season of Creation,” and the, ah, resources which have been prepared for it: askwallace.substack.com/p/considerin...askwallace.substack.comConsidering "Creation Season"A candid look at the rationale behind and resources for the Church's hottest new holidays (as authorized for use by the local canonical authority). 010
Reposted by ⚓️ Parish Nuisance in ExileOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Roses are red Poems should scan Happy 12th anniversary to this headline which saysmetro.co.ukPolice warned angry goat on roof 'only respects one man'A routine patrol took an unexpected turn for a police in Gresham, Oregon, when they spotted a goat stuck on a roof. 433695
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The Randstad in particular is essentially flat, which probably also helps - I’ve seen competent-looking cyclists taken out by relatively shallow hills, tree roots, etc. 000
Reposted by ⚓️ Parish Nuisance in ExileRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just dawned on me that we lost two officers of the Red October in a month 543313743
Reposted by ⚓️ Parish Nuisance in ExileLiz @ilisabat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Some people are insisting that choosing to ride a bike without a helmet only affects you so it’s nobody’s business and let me tell you as a woman helping care for her quadriplegic father who broke his neck in a fall: Shut the fuck up and wear the helmet, you squalling, selfish children. 4427
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It may stem from the initial online presence decades ago, which in turn was probably due to people being of the occupation, age, and wealth that they were early digital adopters. Project Canterbury et al probably also contributed to this. 020
Reposted by ⚓️ Parish Nuisance in ExilePatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026That was me, it was March of 2020, and it’s only gotten more accurate in the last six years 252224491
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Oh, this is a good point as well, especially when the first part of the Canon tends to be very lengthy. 030
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Ours is small, but we’re oriented, we have a deep chancel, and there are quite a few young children in the parish - so it is very helpful there. 010
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 24/08/2026An interesting compromise may be to ring the second tower bell 3x at the Sanctus, 1x before the Words of Institution, 3x at each Elevation, and 1x before the Distribution. This is especially helpful to those who may be nearby but unable to be in the Church. 020
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is the key: sacring-bells exist for circumstances in which the action may not be clearly visible or audible in the church - a deep chancel, a multilingual congregation, or the absence/impairment of a sound system may be valid reasons. They also help to cover the sound of personal devotions. 230
Reposted by ⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Corvids hang upside down hanging on to a branch ornithologists view this acrobatic behaviour as a relaxed way for the intelligent corvids to test their balance, strength, and coordination. This acrobatic behaviour builds muscle, and improves agility which they use for reaching for food. 882596493
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Twilight in a city churchyard. ⚓️ 040
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Oh, same! Unless I need a scale figure near a building. 011
Reposted by ⚓️ Parish Nuisance in ExileAngry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Things I learned this evening. TJ “Stonewall” Jackson’s sister Laura split with her brother over the Civil War, AND when she found out he’d died in 1863 said she “would rather know that he was dead than to have him a leader in the rebel army” DAYUM 13921142
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Petrvs and Carolvs, the Greybie Duo, send their regards. 000
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Ooh! I may not be able to make it down from Trappe, but Sunday morning…(!) 010
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 20/08/2026WHICH DIOCESE IS THIS I just wanna… talk… ⚒️ 020
Reposted by ⚓️ Parish Nuisance in ExileWesley Evans @wesleyevans.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Please never ever feed communion to birds! Even if your theology somehow allows it, human bread is bad for birds! Don’t give bread to birds at all actually! Wildlife has their own diet which needs to be respected as much as their environment does. ⚓️ 1102
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It really is a hidden gem! Definitely worth a pilgrimage. I believe they use it for the early service in the warm season; a larger church (with offices, hall, etc) was built nearby in the 1960s when the parish was planted. 000
Reposted by ⚓️ Parish Nuisance in ExileQuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026i personally think polymarket and all companies like it should be regulated out of existence and their assets seized by the state 304141501985
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Thomas, because as patron saint of architects, he alone might understand my tendency to set a destination and then visit as many interesting buildings as possible “along” the way 030
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I really hate to bash entities I’m not affiliated with, but today I visited a cathedral, possibly closed, that is in a frankly embarrassing state of disrepair, and I’m lowkey tempted to write their bishop to the effect of “um wtf”. #narthex 020
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Every aspect of St Elisabeth’s Chapel bears the hand of its creator. Deeply grateful to the parish administrator for taking the time to open the building for me and @principia1662.bsky.social today. (2/2) 120
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It was truly inspiring to visit Ralph Adams Cram’s family chapel today, where he, his wife, and much of his family await the Last Great Day beneath a canopy of towering pines. #narthex ⚓️ (1/2) 120
Reposted by ⚓️ Parish Nuisance in ExileJon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If I was a young person being told that the best our economic system can ever offer me is working longer and longer hours to live with more and more roommates and eat worse and worse food, I might start getting this crazy idea that we need a new economic system. 42513467
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 09/08/2026It was a delightful time!! I think we’ll all be sleeping VERY well ce soir. 020
Reposted by ⚓️ Parish Nuisance in ExileContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Hi it’s International Cat Day Today 1164776501
⚓️ Parish Nuisance in Exile @askwallace.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Key West has a lighthouse, but it’s not nearly as gay as Chicago’s. 230