Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Anyone in the Houston area- call or text me if you or someone you’re with get arrested at a protest. I will help you or find someone who can. 085
Reposted by Allison MathisPaul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Fun fact as you watch Trump's stormtroopers crack heads and fire usually-less-than-lethal rounds at protesters in Los Angeles: the highest-paid CEO in America, with salary and stock worth $165 million, is the head of the company that makes Tasers. www.wsj.com/business/ric...wsj.comTaser Boss Tops Ranking of Highest-Paid CEOs With $165 Million. Here’s the List.Stock award propels Rick Smith past Apple’s Tim Cook and Blackstone’s Schwarzman to the top of WSJ’s annual ranking. 26133
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 27/03/2025This is going to be epic www.eventbrite.com/e/revenge-of...eventbrite.comRevenge of the Sixth (Amendment)This May… the Sixth strikes back. One day. One mission. 6.75 CLE hours. Ethics. Judges. Jedi. Revenge of the Sixth – May 6 @ UHD. 020
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I got this cool new brooch but now I’m worried I might be mistaken for an advisor to the Trump administration. 010
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Is this just life at the end of the world? Constant respiratory infections forcing one to doomscroll obsessively? Not with a bang but a whimper… 000
Reposted by Allison MathisJ.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 20/02/2025That’s the stuff. Straight into my vein. 9916
Reposted by Allison MathisYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 19/02/2025This is just to say I have fired the bureaucrats throughout your government Even the ones that were probably keeping planes in the air Forgive me I am not very smart So efficiency Much savings 193910949
Reposted by Allison Mathissouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 14/02/2025AUSA Hagan Scotten, former clerk for John Roberts, really put some mustard on his resignation letter. 818269396378
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Fuck. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...latimes.comCounterculture author Tom Robbins has diedHis first novel, “Another Roadside Attraction,” was published in 1971 when Robbins was 39 -- more than three decades after declaring to his parents, at age 5, that he’d be a writer. 000
Reposted by Allison MathisThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 09/02/2025Breaking News: Tom Robbins, whose comic novels drew a cult following by blending pop philosophy and absurdist comedy, has died at 92.nytimes.comTom Robbins, Whose Comic Novels Drew a Cult Following, Dies at 92He blended pop philosophy and absurdist comedy in best-selling books like “Even Cowgirls Get the Blues” and “Skinny Legs and All.” 55960213
Reposted by Allison MathisKyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Judge Amy Berman Jackson has formally dismissed the case of Jan. 6 defendant DJ Rodriguez, who drove a taser into the neck of MPD officer Michael Fanone and had been sentenced to 12 years in prison "Michael Fanone's heroism will never be moot," she says. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/25... 543137053688
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I just heard someone refer to the skin of a kiwi fruit as its “hide” and I can’t stop thinking about it. 010
Reposted by Allison MathisEmily Baker-White @ebakerwhite.bsky.social · 06/02/2025now that's how you write a headline www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/o...nytimes.comOpinion | The World’s Richest Men Take On the World’s Poorest ChildrenI’ve seen U.S.A.I.D. operate around the world, and it’s not woke — it’s lifesaving. 7352181484
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Turning the Gaza Strip into the Gaza Strip-mall! How could this go wrong? 010
Reposted by Allison MathisJacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025There hasn't actually been a serious border security problem between Canada and the US. Wanna know a good way to create one? Create incentives in the tens of billions of dollars for successful smuggling operations. 1144847848
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the tiny acts of resistance we can do everyday. www.404media.co/declassified...404media.coDeclassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly ViralThe World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership. 000
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I signed up to read to my daughter’s 2nd grade class today, but I couldn’t find an age-appropriate book about my job, so I wrote one last night and popped it in a 3 ring binder. Also I colored it in myself. I’m grateful for this opportunity to maximally embarrass my child. 010
Reposted by Allison MathisPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I think it is absolutely fair and appropriate to identify these lawyers and shun them from decent society. 793259714
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 22/01/2025In my role as a criminal defense atty, I represented a trans woman improperly housed in a male facility. One of the guards told her if she was tired of being raped, she should try sucking more dick. This was a pretrial detention, and the case was later dismissed. 010
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I lived in a country that didn’t have birthright citizenship for a couple of years. Relatedly, that country also had a large number of stateless children of trafficked women. 030
Reposted by Allison MathisThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 21/01/2025This is one of the most ghoulish things I’ve ever fucking read. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential... 671450458
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 21/01/2025 I can’t comment on the inauguration -too busy prepping for extreme weather caused by climate change and power outages due to privatized grid and electric supplier monopoly. Capitalism is going really great right now. Also: fuck you, Boomers. 020
Reposted by Allison MathisFishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 20/01/2025For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard. #MosaicMonday 189131893727
Reposted by Allison MathisThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer? 7447757916922
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 04/12/2024As you all know, tonight the Christmas Dinosaur comes to take your wishlists to Santa. We only now realized He is probably a carnivore and our offerings of broccoli and cookies would not be as well-recieved as some chicken bones and salami. So here goes nothin’. 010
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I have a Mann Act joke, but it crosses some lines… 181
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Started getting pissed this morning when my kids were running late. Don’t cut into my precious “sitting in the parking lot procrastinating going into the courthouse” time. 010
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Christmas list as dictated by my 3 year old. His “rainbow house” is where he insists he lives part-time in the forest with his imaginary friend Dixie (male) and other mom (who eats snakes but is nice). 100
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Hi. Defense attorney in Texas. I ran an office of lawyers defending people caught in Abbott's "Operation Lonestar" scheme. There are absolutely already concentration camps at the border. The idea that they are going to pour more federal resources into making it bigger is completely terrifying. 150
Reposted by Allison MathisAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 02/12/2024My take on the Hunter Biden news is that trump has proposed creating a network of concentration camps to deal with the undocumented millions in our country 148115362832
Allison Mathis @askallison.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Hi, I'm Allison, and I give zero fucks about Biden pardoning his son. In fact, on the list of Most Odious Pardons, I would not rank it in the top 1,000. Let's see what the first hundred days of Trump brings for undeserved mercy before we get too excited about nepotism, bub. Also, Daniel Perry. 010
