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they/them eternal neophyte | talking to these creatures | aspiring (otaku + computer) philosopher

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 1h
Orange County was a mistake
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 15h
Trump should've called it Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Intelligence
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 16h
Terminator 2 offers a glimpse into the future that awaits us if Karen Bass is reelected
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 16h
The Skynet funding bill is passed. The system goes online on August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 AM Eastern Time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 23h
the only AI benchmark that matters is whether it can get me a reservation at Dorsia
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PenguinGuy @penguinguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Biden making threats in private actually made things worse. No not the fact that he didn't follow through, the fact that he made them at all" is such a weird argument to make as an ostensible liberal who thinks what happened was bad, yet you see it all the time.
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Rafi @rafil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i mean...presumably at some point between biden making the threat and the next shipment of weapons arriving Bibi realized it was not in fact a serious threat? Am I missing something here?
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/03/2026
Pulse (2001) - dir Kiyoshi Kurosawa
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Donald Trump Reacts: Wow, I Didn't Know That
ALT: Donald Trump Reacts: Wow, I Didn't Know That
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Kate Hagen 🦂 𓋹 🦂 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 28/09/2026
The immediately following sentence seems to make this pretty damning for Biden. It is indeed true that a PTOUS has exceptional discretionary power to suspend military assistance, so why didn't he do so? Especially after three State Dept bodies said Israel was in violation of US arms transfer law.
The Situation Room connected the call. Biden jumped in. “Bibi, man, what the fuck are you doing?” He gripped the phone tight. “You think I’m Santa Claus? No Santa in Israel, pal.” When Netanyahu asked what he meant, Biden said he could cut off military aid to Israel with the snap of a finger, leaving the country on its own. Netanyahu retorted that Israel would defend itself even without the United States. (We later learned that he concluded from this call that we were cutting military supplies.)
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026
Once you learn that not a single major US news outlet used the phrase "Hamas-ran health ministry" until after 10.17.23 you really start to see how pernicious this stuff is. Nobody really disputed that the GHM was accurate, even Israel admitted so, but that didn't matter. Anyway now it is spreading
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You will notice that at no point in this thread is there any engagement with actual Israeli policy, or the response of various Palestinian national movements, or how international law should be applied, etc, because it's mostly about his discursive enemies, rather than anything real or concrete.
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Karen Bass more like Karen Ass
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I'm Indian, I should have just become a doctor." - M. Night Shyamalan
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if your game has a Windows version and an iOS version but no Mac version, you can go to hell (unless you allow for the iOS version to be played on Macs)
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i'm serious about the first part
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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Very intrigued by Activist Karen Bass’s bid to unseat Mayor Karen Bass
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mamdani's greatest challenge as Mayor is making South Asian identity legible to the rest of America. the failure to do this is why Harris lost in 2024.
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cyan, like the color @cyan.pictures · 24/09/2026
reposting this one because of current events in my life
"hell is other people" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has a normal time with other people. Sartre, who lived in france & had to live with thousands of french people each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally everyone will tell you that.
Threads post 

Early Beatlemania was fuelled by teenage girls, but they won't tell you that.

Women and girls have always been the trendsetters and the tastemakers.
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Travis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what people think the IDF is vs what it actually is
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don’t believe the polls! VOTE and work to get others to the polls. Vote for Nithya and get rid of old school crony politics. Karen has not lived up to her potential and she needs to go.
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Delta @deltaemulator.com · 12/09/2026
Delta 2.0 Teaser image featuring the Delta logo inside of the iPhone Duo with text:

Top: Delta 2.0 Duo (2.0 crossed out)

Bottom: Unfolds October 2026
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Deep Sense of Creeping DreⱯd 2026 @devedy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sayonara Lara is already unambiguously yuri but just prepare yourself for the discourse vibes next Sunday when the show gives Lara and Mari a satisfying sendoff that doesn't include a kiss or "confession" so to speak
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Deep Sense of Creeping DreⱯd 2026 @devedy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People continue to try to create catchy jams despite A R Rahman already creating the catchiest possible jam of all time with Chaiyya Chaiyya for "Dil De" (1998)
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qvotoms @qvotoms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
its funny people dont get what hes saying here because theyre thinking about it in terms of gay rep when what wada is talking about is the fujos. yosuke/protag and adachi/protag are the two most popular m/m ships, hes thinking of the request as 'i want my ship confirmed' not 'gay representation'
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a lot of Americans, regardless of political affiliation, seem to forget that Puerto Rico is a part of the US
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
everybody get more chinese NOW (by getting multiple low-paying gig-economy jobs)
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
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play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Netanyahu passing out pamphlets labeled "Protocols of the Elders of Zohran" to everyone who tries not to make eye contact with him as they walk by.
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my greatest regret is that i never bought an M4 Mac Mini back when they were $500 with an education discount
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm the socialist dr. strangelove
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
that’s it, i’m joining the BLAND Corporation
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i will never forgive ed sheeran for making me think about ed sheeran
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
to paraphrase Trump, Stephen Miller’s Jewish but he’s become a Nazi
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
cybersecurity MJ: i'm starting with the man in the middle
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“i use arch btw” how about you go to hell btw
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
as long as i live, i will never forgive Joe Budden
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 30/08/2026
I support a two-state solution but oppose recognizing Palestine, punishing settlement expansion, enforcing the plain letter of law on arms transfers to Israel, doing anything to support any Palestinian group at any point for any reason, and think the ICC is antisemitic for indicting Netanyahu.
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i am so offended that i am offended
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thanks to Karen Bass’ mismanagement, the LA Metro can’t even afford to activate Windows. Vote Nithya Raman for LA Mayor!
Metro TAP Card reader with “Activate Windows” visible in the corner of the screen
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Mr Musashi @musashidesigns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
DJT pushing us away from fossil fuels and beef faster than any radical environmentalist ever could
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
somewhere out there, colleen hoover is very confused about why kids are talking about the upcoming movie adaptation of her book
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
me cooking the worst meal of my life: art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed
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FalKoopa 🌈 @falkoopa.in · 17/09/2026
A Brand New Animal
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ash @ashvin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
something something fish water etc
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