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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️

@ashtheticart.bsky.social
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Biracial Enby and whimsical slam poet who writes, draws, paints and plays video games. allmylinks.com/ashthetic-art?fbclid…

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 06/10/2026
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A typewritten note that reads

the elephants will continue until morale improves.

With a doodle of an elephant
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Delilah✨BDAY 10/28 @delilahgallo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How they treat students protesting against a rogue genocidal “state” known internationally for their use of horrific sexual violence VS how they treat rapists and their enablers
Cops in full riot gear stand face to face with students with arms linked wearing keffiyehs and masks and glovesParks and rec meme of Mona Lisa Sapperstein saying “I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life” and her father responding “I know this, and I love you”
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
While I can't argue there wasn't any corporate "woke-washing" going on, a lot of it was mainly about rage-baiting conservatives into inadvertently boosting brand names for the Almighty Algorithm. And, like you said, we had plenty of criticism for all that.
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single eggman in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of chaos emeralds."
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Pride and Prejudice and Knuckles
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
From Disney Masters Vol. 19: Trapped in the Shadow Dimension

Mickey walks by a newspaper booth that has the radio playing.

Radio: ...as all oil wells abruptly run dry!

Booth Owner: Th' economy's headed for ruin! Lucky fer us, there's... HIM!

Mickey: Yeah.. "him"!
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The Vegapunk of Hyenas @yeeniemcbeenie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an image as beautiful as this
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked
the ancient “don’t email my wife” meme, there’s a beige suburban house with 
“STOP NOW 
don’t email my wife!!!!”
written on the white garage doors in red paint
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Kurt Vonnegut man
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.
And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
MLP: Plot Twists Are Magic
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"I assure you that I'm definitely not a horse!" they snorted loudly before trotting away.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Kristi Noem teams up with suspicious, Anglophobic pig and disgraced teacher, JD Vance, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Were I an incredibly rich author I would simply live my life in a way that meant I did not have to send legal threats to Amnesty International.
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 13/07/2026
“Slap on your hazmat suit in the dirtiest, nastiest environment we’ve added yet, and get ready for perhaps the deepest clean you’ll ever have to carry out.” paletteswap.site/dif...
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Not enough people talk about how Tony Hinchcliff looks like Mickey's rival Mortimer.
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I like the way you think
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yeah, I'm one of those curmudgeonly geezers who is still adamant that it was a mistake to let white conservatives gentrify the word "woke" while white liberals (and plenty of white leftists, let's be honest) just went along with it instead of challenging it.
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Woke had gone too far" WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Verify your age" My first console was the SNES
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
rip bozo lol
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Captain Marvel and Supergirl have joined forces to take on their most annoying enemies yet - culture warrior incels
Cartoon drawing of Captain Marvel and Supergirl interrogating a bald, bearded incel wearing khaki shorts and a T-shirt that reads "Release the Snyder Cut". Supergirl's speech bubble reads 'Want to repeat what you called us online?'
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aww rawr ugh @blackholemom.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
new reaction image
xenosaga on ps2, CRT TV RGB. KOS-MOS is on a spaceship, says "there is no time for this. i am signing off." she's also a sexy and deadly android if that amplifies the message
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Great choice
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Wallace & Gromit theme song
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Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
more like Awwwtism bc of how adorable we are
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Let us not forget the true meaning of Easter - celebrating a saviour who died, only to come back to life and bring salvation to the land, much to the annoyance of a bunch of Romans.
Box art for "Fallout: New Vegas"
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Yeah, it's definitely worse than "Kerblam!". Both are ideologically insulting, but the IRL allegorical context of "Intergalactic Song Contest" and where it ends up going is downright disgusting.
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 04/04/2026
guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Zito @_Zeets
It's funny in a "we are so cooked" way that Trump gets on stage, rants about every nonsensical thing that comes to his mind, and the articles about it are like "President Trump bullish on economic reform"
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Explain.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Good Friday (1995)
A lot of shit can go down between a Thursday and a Saturday
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
The Passion of the Christ (2004)
Jesus Christ (Jim Caviezel) and Mary (Elizabeth Berkley) play Hide the Wafer in the Baptism Jacuzzi
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I enjoyed it for what it is, a slapstick cartoon based on Mario games. The negative reviews themselves don't annoy me, I'm just not gonna read them, but what *is* annoying is social media insists on constantly shoving it in my face no matter how much I scroll past & try to ignore it all.
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Anyone would think Mario broke into Kevin Maher's house on Christmas day and pissed on all his presents.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes landlords
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 31/03/2026
the thing about john lithgow is he obviously knows he's made a mistake and he's now trying to rationalise and justify it he's doing the same thing harry potter adults do when they write posts going 'i love trans ppl so surely it is okay if i watch...' looking for someone to give them permission
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/03/2026
Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business theonion.com/jesus-clarifies-return…
Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Doctor Who, possibly the most iconic piece of British pop culture ever, is not about spaceships shooting lasers at each other, it's about a genderfluid autistic person whose special interests are history, science and overthrowing authoritarian regimes.
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 30/03/2026
The original Star Wars trilogy, possibly the best film triptych ever, is not about spaceships shooting lasers at each other; it's about two gay robots who have been enslaved their entire lives getting shunted into a war for liberty where they are pivotal players, yet never achieve their own freedom
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
???
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Ian / Sìne @vonaether.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
@tkingfisher.com Happy 20th Anniversary to the Biting Pear!
The Biting Pear of Salamanca, a large pear bisected with a mouth, sporting an impressive set of chompers. The pear is on a grassy hill, with a river winding its way through the background. A tiny critter sits a few feet away with a camera on a tripod, preparing to take a picture.
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Manifesting
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Post a female character you love
Toadette soaring across the Mushroom Kingdom
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Mrs. Business
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
No new pictures Where are you at mentally?
Screenshot of a mushroom house, nearby are some floating bricks
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Just look at the youth these days forming into multi-cellular structures. Back in my day we survived as single-celled organisms.
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🌛💀Ashthetic Art😈🕷️ @ashtheticart.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
An important message from Cyndaquill 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Cyndaquill breathing out fiery text that reads "FIRE BEATS I.C.E"
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