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It's the throw at Maxwell Hairston offense

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At this point we might as well just do one of the "throw the ball at Khalil Shakir as hard as you can" plays on the 2 point conversion.

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Me, a defensive backs coach: ANd sometimes you might think you have safety help *shakes head very sadly* You never have safety help boys. You never have safety help.

Lexa (he/him) @criminallyvu1gar.bsky.social · 10h

And now time for the dumbest two point play you've ever seen.

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I bet there is a correlation now between how good teams are at run blocking vs. how good they are at return blocking on KOs.

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Some of the drops last week were because Herbert's ball placement is atrocious, and Maye is having that same issue.

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I would run the hook and ladder play to try to get the touchdown there.

Well that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

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The peanut punch should be illegal. If I were a defender I would just punch the ballcarrier on every play.

I would not be throwing deep balls to Mack Hollins

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Gonna call holding both ways or?

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If only we had a color commentator on this game to point stuff like this out

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I wish Shakir were a better route runner.

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That was an awful spot, Knox was on top of the defender. Hello replay assist?

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Taron Johnson in at running back.

Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon @tjay56.bsky.social · 12h

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Nice fumble Maye, you Jackass

Heckler from happy Gilmore who yells “jackass” but he’s been billsed

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Drake Maye is the committer of the most baffling fumbles since Mark Sanchez.

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Which back is the oops all fumbles guy?

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he was in, shut the fuck up announcer

Allen doing Peyton Manning shit in a terminator body.

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Let's pull out the weird shit, I want to see a Keon Coleman jet sweep and a TE screen to Jackson Hawes.

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How the fuck can the center be offsides?

Yeah the Bills selection of plays to get 2 yards fucking blows.

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Vrabel with the McDermott timeout.

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Eh the scripted plays scored a lot on McDermott's Ds too.

I can make that jump pass, come on.

Yeah seems like if the receiving team gains full possession that should be a recoverable fumble, but whatever

Lexa (he/him) @criminallyvu1gar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ah so the opposite of last game

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What's the point if you can hit 105. Throw 98, save your arm.

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Lexa (he/him) @criminallyvu1gar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's funny that USA Hockey let Kane, one of the softest players ever, be the face of the country.

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Lexa (he/him) @criminallyvu1gar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Isn't Quinn the guy that can't fucking score?

Lexa (he/him) @criminallyvu1gar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don't think they're bad, they're a bit unlucky right now, getting punished for every mistake and not scoring at the other end on opponent gaffes

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Lexa (he/him) @criminallyvu1gar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Krebs just doing nothing out there. Pretty sure both goals were his fault.