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HOW IS THIS NOT A KEY AND PEELE SKETCH?!? (this man is both a bad dude and dumb as hell, my god)

ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

not only does Dak stare down whoever this is, but a few mins later he sends a Cowboys staffer to locate the person to get them reprimanded / fired 🙄 this is SOFT AS HELL - don’t wanna be called embarrassing, don’t get embarrassed at home - this is real Karen shit from Dak, just loser behavior

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From the nfl community on Reddit: [Highlight] Employee from the AT&T Stadium said "embarrassing" & Dak looks back to see who it was

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Okay fine. I will win the NFC East.

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I am honestly so happy for Jalon Daniels - what a performance!! It’ll get buried by media coverage of the Cowboys collapse but kudos to No. 10 👏👏👏

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

ORRRRR the Bucs became a wagon with the QB change and the Packers lowkey pivoted to elite status in order to defeat them on Sunday… 😏

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

the take industry is praying the bucs hold on for this W

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the nikon comedy wildlife photo finalists are giving me life 😭🤣

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

this feels like the best, most reasonable take I’ve seen on Lane Johnson’s abrupt retirement

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ceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026

we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule

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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

oh my god thornton's ankle. he didn't even know at first that's wild to me

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I am getting an immense amount of joy from non-NFL fans finding out what a delight Mike Tomlin is

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ok as a packers fan I know I should shut my mouth but the patriots really were schedule merchants last year huh

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

possibly the white whale of this genre of early 2000s reality TV… between Biggest Loser, To Catch A Predator and this - like, WTF were we actually doing 😫

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'The Swan: Behind The Mirror' trailer: The controversial reality TV show is ripe for its reckoning

True crime documentarian Erin Lee Carr directs.

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

accidentally prepped myself for PRIMETIME by watching the Netflix docuseries about Biggest Loser earlier today just saw PRIMETIME - fantastic - but man the formula in early 2000s really was, ‘reality TV show where we pretend to care about people and horrifically exploit everyone along the way’

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

surprised by this given the victim requested the sealing the judge kicking the decision back to the police dept and telling both parties to return to court to apply for sealing of the video on a request-by-request basis is insane under these circumstances

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

even (or maybe especially) as a religious person I always have a strong side eye for this sort of mega-church, ‘prosperity gospel’ performative bullshit not at all surprised tebow is grifting or that this conference sportswashed its scam operations with all these athletes lending credibility

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

pretty soon the combined monthly cost of these “freebies” will exceed what I actually pay Verizon, it’s crazy

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!

(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the repost is giving “two dumb bitches saying exaaaaactly” energy

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the irony of the d-bag he reposted on insta criticizing “toxic masculinity” while bragging caleb “has more money, pulls baddies, is tougher” - like sir, those being metrics by which you are measuring other men IS toxic masculinity like wtf are you actually even talking about? performative nonsense

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have a legacy Verizon plan that includes ESPN, Disney+ and Hulu for free and they will have to pry it from my cold dead hands

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

like bro, come onnnnn - stay out of your mentions - reposting this dude ain’t it

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

this makes me lol portnoy sucks but caleb williams living in his mentions instead of just laughing at the memes only makes his melodramatics seem worse even if he thinks the clowning is unfair: self-serious pearl-clutching, lashing out and reposting weirdos defending him was def the wrong response

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

YIKES. Such a bummer for Harbaugh and the NYG - they looked like they actually could make noise this year

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

this is now my go-to reaction meme for any minor inconvenience that befalls me, thanks caleb 🤣🤣

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I mean, I’ll grant the NYG that Jaxson Dart went out almost immediately and Nabers is battling something with his shoulder but aside from Davante the Rams are wildly unimpressive

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

not since yesterday watching the Packers/Jets game have I witnessed two teams so uninterested in actually winning a football game… woof

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the literal ONLY thing better about Twitter - thankfully Reddit assembled some of the gems 🤣😂

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

ngl the reddit comments are amazing 😂🤣

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

so even as a Packers fan I’m relieved for Bears fans that Caleb Williams wasn’t seriously injured… but man oh man, doing ‘all of that’ after what appears to be a non-serious injury… the internet is not going to be kind 😳

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

if this is the start of us becoming a second half team I will welcome it with open arms! am I delusional? perhaps

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

glass half full for #Packers fans - if we don’t build a comfortable lead in the first half, it’s impossible for us to blow it in the second half 😐

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

aaaaand Reed is already hurt… the vibes are rancid at MetLife I swear

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

the ‘my team is playing at MetLife’ NFL experience 😬

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

ya know, these days as ESPN is broadly unwatchable hot garbage - First Things First is easily the best studio sports show on cable BY FAR. It’s the only studio show I can stand to watch anymore. Otherwise, gimme streams from Perna, Grossi, Mina, Unc & Ocho, Pablo or Dan Patrick any day of the week.

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If the FTF guys were tackled by an NFL player, how long would it take them to get up? 😅 #nfl

YouTube video by First Things First

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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

im sorry chris simms i wasnt familiar with your game

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

between the converse ad and the target costume I’m starting to think companies are leaning IN on overt racism in a rage-baiting, ‘no publicity is bad publicity’ sort of way and it’s absolutely VILE

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Didn’t we just get mad at Sydney Sweeney for using her huge tits to promote football? Smdh

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

casual reminder for me of what beasts these players are… I would be immobile and screaming and he just like, walks off the field like nbd

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