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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 3h

I am getting an immense amount of joy from non-NFL fans finding out what a delight Mike Tomlin is

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ok as a packers fan I know I should shut my mouth but the patriots really were schedule merchants last year huh

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

possibly the white whale of this genre of early 2000s reality TV… between Biggest Loser, To Catch A Predator and this - like, WTF were we actually doing 😫

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'The Swan: Behind The Mirror' trailer: The controversial reality TV show is ripe for its reckoning

True crime documentarian Erin Lee Carr directs.

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

accidentally prepped myself for PRIMETIME by watching the Netflix docuseries about Biggest Loser earlier today just saw PRIMETIME - fantastic - but man the formula in early 2000s really was, ‘reality TV show where we pretend to care about people and horrifically exploit everyone along the way’

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

surprised by this given the victim requested the sealing the judge kicking the decision back to the police dept and telling both parties to return to court to apply for sealing of the video on a request-by-request basis is insane under these circumstances

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

even (or maybe especially) as a religious person I always have a strong side eye for this sort of mega-church, ‘prosperity gospel’ performative bullshit not at all surprised tebow is grifting or that this conference sportswashed its scam operations with all these athletes lending credibility

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!

(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have a legacy Verizon plan that includes ESPN, Disney+ and Hulu for free and they will have to pry it from my cold dead hands

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

this makes me lol portnoy sucks but caleb williams living in his mentions instead of just laughing at the memes only makes his melodramatics seem worse even if he thinks the clowning is unfair: self-serious pearl-clutching, lashing out and reposting weirdos defending him was def the wrong response

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

YIKES. Such a bummer for Harbaugh and the NYG - they looked like they actually could make noise this year

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

this is now my go-to reaction meme for any minor inconvenience that befalls me, thanks caleb 🤣🤣

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

not since yesterday watching the Packers/Jets game have I witnessed two teams so uninterested in actually winning a football game… woof

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

so even as a Packers fan I’m relieved for Bears fans that Caleb Williams wasn’t seriously injured… but man oh man, doing ‘all of that’ after what appears to be a non-serious injury… the internet is not going to be kind 😳

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

glass half full for #Packers fans - if we don’t build a comfortable lead in the first half, it’s impossible for us to blow it in the second half 😐

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

the ‘my team is playing at MetLife’ NFL experience 😬

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

ya know, these days as ESPN is broadly unwatchable hot garbage - First Things First is easily the best studio sports show on cable BY FAR. It’s the only studio show I can stand to watch anymore. Otherwise, gimme streams from Perna, Grossi, Mina, Unc & Ocho, Pablo or Dan Patrick any day of the week.

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If the FTF guys were tackled by an NFL player, how long would it take them to get up? 😅 #nfl

YouTube video by First Things First

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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

im sorry chris simms i wasnt familiar with your game

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

between the converse ad and the target costume I’m starting to think companies are leaning IN on overt racism in a rage-baiting, ‘no publicity is bad publicity’ sort of way and it’s absolutely VILE

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Didn’t we just get mad at Sydney Sweeney for using her huge tits to promote football? Smdh

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the wet bandits trying to rob a house

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

casual reminder for me of what beasts these players are… I would be immobile and screaming and he just like, walks off the field like nbd

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

In honor of the return of #NFL SUNDAYS (we maaade it #Packers fans!) time to recirculate this gem: here’s a starter pack and Feeds for fellow #cheeseheads 🧀🫡 please like/share for new Packers users #GoPackGo Feed links below: bsky.app/profile/did:... bsky.app/profile/did:... go.bsky.app/FNokbdh

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

using the clippers as the moral high ground here 💀

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

rams thought they could outsmart international travel and are being punished for their hubris

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

this is also my face realizing my opponent this week has Mike Evans benched

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

lol but genuinely curious why heads aren’t rolling in the strength and conditioning department for the niners, seems wild

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 10/09/2026

Darnold dead, AJ Brown hurt, the start we all wanted

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

What's an example of perfect casting?

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

this screenshot is my daily reminder of how much better life was pre-internet when I wasnt confronted daily with proof that a huge number of fellow humans are unfathomably dumb

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

so no one had recs and I’m over here trying to find anything reputable and these are the top two hits on YouTube… HALF A MILLION VIEWERS in one day for the video thumbnail referencing ASTROLOGY the internet was a mistake 😐😐😐

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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...

"I think that we have the ability to do something that the rest of our culture is yearning for, which is make people who are too rich to care about anything resembling the public interest worry that maybe they need to tell us the truth."

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

as an insurance defense attorney turned high volume personal injury attorney for the last decade, can confirm

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

apparently this is how I learn that I actually like cars that are just beautiful CARS - the techy shit just makes me wish we still built durable, stunning automobiles

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’m so torn because on one hand I’m like “awww it’s sweet, he’s so supportive” but on the other I’m like “my man better love me enough to never let me embarrass the shit out of myself like that”

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

see, I thought the same thing and yet now that I’m watching it, the secondhand embarrassment I’m feeling is stressing me TF outttttttttttttt 😬😬😬😬😬

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

throwing this out to #lawsky bc I have barely paid attention to the Lindsay Clancy trial but I’m deeply curious to see a breakdown of the evidence in this case by an actual trial attorney 99% of content on YouTube is presented by influencer morons or channels with a clear bias… anyone got recs?

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

not exactly shocking that a man with the judgment to date a 19 y/o when he’s 68 y/o and then allow her to run his life subsequently empowered a bunch of toxic people and created an environment at UNC lacking in integrity, decency or accountability. Bill Belichick stays tarnishing his own legacy.

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

this man can find unpopular positions I never even knew existed

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

keep seeing this re: Kawhi likely NBA settled w/ him to limit punishment to fines to protect the NBA from union appeal Clippers/Ballmer will appeal - but the union won’t now - that weakens the appeal significantly bc Kawhi acknowledges wrongdoing they prioritized a slam dunk on the bigger fish

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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

this is silly framing - of course a $30m fine wouldn’t deter a billionaire the teeth of the punishment is making Ballmer/Clippers irrelevant for a decade by yanking draft capital - can’t believe I’m saying this but Adam Silver did the smart thing and hit Ballmer in the ego, not so much the wallet

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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

get in here!

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