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Ashes or Bones

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Pope of New Atheism. Grand unifier of all atheist clans. Now accepting tithes for my hard work.

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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 7h
Your manliness depends on how willing you are to turn Thebes into dust
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 11h
Gonna watch The Birdcage and call it “improving my Harvey Fierstein Extended Universe Lore”
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry to Mario
My nine games: Wind Waker, Final Fantasy 6, Elden Ring, Fallout: New Vegas, Metal Gear Solid, Return of the Obra Dinn, Pentiment, Final Fantasy Tactics, Metroid Fusion
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sick of Richard III remakes. Fuck Olivier. I’m sticking with the original (Burbage version)
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somewhere in Heaven Pat Robertson is smiling
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone say a prayer today for the hardworking people at joydiv dot org
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why Romeo and Juliet. Stop it
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Are there people out there who will make a bycocket hat with a 4 ft bill?
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In the 80’s and 90’s, a major selling point for the linear Disney Channel was that it had no third-party ads or commercial breaks
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
youtu.be
Dot and the Whale - Why won't they leave us alone? (1986)
YouTube video by junikid
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: There’s no such thing as a left wing Mormon these days and that’s a shame Ken Jennings: I will leverage my position as a global celebrity to restore the Law of Consecration, God’s TRUE Law
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know, Donald, starlings are an invasive species in North America,
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They should redo Starship Troopers but the aliens get to win
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I know there are plenty of heinous motivators but I still maintain that the anti-abortion movement is the primary driver for the moral rot of the Republican Party
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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I will also no longer be supporting Ed Sheeran's "The Loop" north american tour
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Seriously not even interested in hearing about a Joanne 2nd Round of Hogwarts hatewatching. Read some Dahl ffs
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/09/2026
a small part of my problem with the doomsday claims of ai researchers is that the "AI researchers" never look like this
brent spiner in independence day looking like a real scientist i can trust to be smart and eccentric
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
so judge judy is a monarchy. interesting
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Time is overdue to stop handing it to the South Park guys. They’re lousy do-nothing centrists on their best days and 1993 libertarians stuck in a time warp otherwise
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/09/2026
Even aside from Rowling being an insane monster, Jesus fuck I am sick of hearing about Harry Potter
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s torture, guys!
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this bit seems especially important
Screenshot of text reading: " Today, the world consists not of two or three but several axes of power with overlapping and contradictory alliances and different factions within countries’ ruling classes openly backing different geopolitical networks. Meanwhile, any notion of establishment consensus has been fragmented into fractal shards of communication that traverse borders, with entire “alternative media” ecosystems funded by the world’s most powerful financial interests and heeded by its most powerful politicians pumping out conspiracy theories about “elites” and “mainstream media” – often framed in heavily vulgarized yet strikingly familiar echoes of Chomsky’s magnum opus. Ironically, all of this comes at a time when the Chomsky model of how American power functions – that we should always be wary of criticizing official enemies lest the CIA and State Department (who ostensibly accord great importance to the utterances of leftist academics and social critics) pluck our words from the ether and use them to “manufacture consent” for a military intervention – has proven questionable at best. In reality, very little consent was manufactured for either the regime change in Venezuela or the assault on Iran, both of which have enjoyed minimal public support and were given at most a series of half-hearted and mutually contradicting justifications before being openly acknowledged as naked resource grabs. We may have manufactured consent once upon a time, but America has long since transitioned to a post-manufacturing economy."
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
l bet theologians will dig into Dolly Parton’s personal letters and find she has had a “dark night of the soul” since 1953
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s scary to think that if anything happens to Natalie Harp, JD Vance could become the most powerful person in the world.
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Duskbloods, aka Return to Zork
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 17/08/2026
I both hate and kind of love the fact that the United States is currently conducting war exactly like a first-time Hearts of Iron IV save
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
in which we discuss -a thousand years of japanese pescatarianism -emperor meiji eats beef -ramen and black markets -the rise of japanese worcestershire sauce buttondown.com/theswordandt...
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Notable Sandwiches #145: Yakisoba-Pan
Welcome back to Notable Sandwiches, the feature where my editor David Swanson and I slip messily through Wikipedia’s List of Notable Sandwiches. This week, a...
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We should keep saying it’s Jackie Brown (a) because it’s true and (b) because it might irritate him sufficiently to keep going
Quentin Tarantino when asked to name the best film he's made:
"Kill Bill is the movie I was born to make.
Inglorious Basterds is my masterpiece. Once upon a time in Hollywood is my favorite."
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SwansFan2 @swansfan2.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
#DavidsMonthOfMusic #MusicChallenge Day 6: A cover version by a band with a 2 word name Joy Division - Sister Ray (Velvet Underground) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iudk...
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Sister Ray (Live at the Moonlight Club, London April 1980) [2007 Remaster]
YouTube video by Joy Division - Topic
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Mamdani is turning into a real-life Capra protagonist and we at WSJ think that’s suboptimal
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ywbl ☎️ @ywbl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Columbo: My wife, she loves Wilco. Only listens to the early songs, though. Back when Jay Farrar was in the band, you understand. Me, failing to act nonchalant: The post-YHF albums are also quite good, lieutenant.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
hahahahaha
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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
She's a classics professor. Not having to care about this is the point of having tenure.
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Probably rude of me to block a music account over linking Bob Seger’s “Old Time Rock ‘n’ Roll”
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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
N. C. Wyeth, American (1882-1945), Crows in Winter, 1941, oil on canvas, 232.6 x 370.5 cm, Brandywine Museum of Art, Chadds Ford, Pennsylvania, USA
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Arnold Stang.
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Re Jimothy: when does public praise for a wild animal cross over into abuse or life-interference?
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We did it! We recreated the sanitary conditions of the Globe Theatre
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 21/07/2026
gosh it's almost like we don't need pieces of shit
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 21,1950
P1 SLUGGO IS TRYING TO STAY COOL BY LETTING WATER SPLASH OVER HIM BY HOLDING A WATERHOSE OVER HIS HEAD 
SLUGGO : BOy - - IT's HOT- - EVEN DIS WATER DON'T HELP

P2- SLUGGO HAS TAKEN OFF HIS OUTER CLOTHES, DOWN TO HIS UNDERSHIRT AND BOXERS
SLUGGO: I GUESS I'LL TAKE A DIP IN THE LAKE
P3- NANCY COMES OUTSIDE AND IS TERRIFIED TO FIND SLUGGO’S CLOTHES LAYING OUT ON THE GROUND AND WATER ALL AROUND THEM 
NANCY: OH, DEAR -- THE HEAT MELTED SLUGGO
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Bro would rather sing Sondheim numbers, and you have to applaud him for that
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
$100 to any reporter who asks him, "so you're saying Capitol Police should've shot dead everyone who breached the Capitol on January 6?"
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Ashes or Bones @ashesorbones.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
007 First Light is pretty good. James Bond should resolve the hazards of Bayesian stats more often
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Nobody would know who this asshole is if his genius wife Marcia hadn't edited all his good movies. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...
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George Lucas likens AI sceptics to luddites clinging to horses and carts
Star Wars director calls AI technology ‘the future’ of film-making and says ‘there’s nothing you can do about it’
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
ART/NAGEL2.GIF
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger.
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