Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026@tonythaxton.bsky.social @eliothochberg.bsky.social @mynameisgaron.bsky.social @jimmypardo.com Re: Dom DeLuise got slapped around by Burt Reynolds, and he liked it - apparently Dom was a sub. 110
Reposted by Aryn KeenJesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Been giving it a lot of thought and my favorite Marvel movie of all time is "How Many Spider-men Can Fit In A Jamba Juice" youtu.be/U5MYa4tyMeU?...youtu.beHow Many Guys Dressed As Spider-Man Can Fit In Jamba Juice? | David LettermanYouTube video by Letterman 68318
Reposted by Aryn KeenAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 13/10/2026Here's video of Paxton and his girlfriend watching fireworks at a party in Dubai with 2 fugitives from the U.S. who fled federal healthcare fraud charges. Anosh Ahmed, one of the fugitives, had donated $190,000 to Paxton. 18889234
Reposted by Aryn KeenNever Not Funny @nevernotfunny.com · 13/10/2026“Will I laugh if I finally subscribe to NNF Platinum?” Come find out. Two weekly episodes, video, hangouts, livestreams (10/19), & so much more! Sub or gift 3 months during #Subtoberfest and you get a nifty 20th anniversary pin! NeverNotFunny.com/subtoberfeststatic.klipy.comSeance Hands on Ouija BoardALT: Seance Hands on Ouija Board 0154
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I fumbled a few times in high school. It suuuuuuuuuuucks. 000
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Hey babe, let’s have a date night. What do you say? You, me, and You, Me, and Dupree. 000
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026@harrisfootball.com @davepyper.bsky.social Silliest thing: last 2 minutes of game, Cam Ward just threw an outlet pass to Spears while Spears was lying on his back.L; complete for minus 6 yards. 000
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The time between asking me for help and being annoyed that I’m mansplaining can only be measured at the subatomic level. 000
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Women of Chicago preparing for Halloween, hear me out - Dyke Ditka 000
Reposted by Aryn KeenJake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 09/10/2026New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854 152151036504
Reposted by Aryn KeenChris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/10/2026One or more human beings are responsible for the code they wrote, and those are the people who should be held accountable. These programs are not acting “on their own” 922965671
Reposted by Aryn KeenGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026He quite literally has no idea what health insurance is. Truly none. 1243185489
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 09/10/20262019 was at Satellite Bar with Bad Bad Hats. It was a good lil show. 110
Reposted by Aryn KeenJon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Trump likes Vladimir Putin because he admires him. That is why he is turning the U.S. into a Russia-style authoritarian kleptocracy. 1830063
Reposted by Aryn KeenBill Childs @billchilds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Just to be clear: we are fine in Minnesota. We are not being taken over, though there are more rabbits in our yard than some years. Also we still need to address creeping bellflower. But otherwise all good. Don’t need rescuing or another murderous occupation. 211110201
Reposted by Aryn KeenDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Kim Guillyfoyle asking a donor for $100K to cover her credit card debt before starting in her new role as Ambassador to Greece. "Deters didn’t ultimately make the payment, telling Guilfoyle it would cost him his marriage." www.wsj.com/politics/pol... 1141985525
Reposted by Aryn KeenBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The GOP: Never not looking into children's underpants 726953
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Going to see The Beths tonight because I am smart and cool 100
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026NYC apartment complex Halloween idea for the kids that trick or treat down the halls: Only Mordors in the Building 010
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And I just learned that I had my DMs locked down for some reason. Thanks for the heads up. 000
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have 3 Hello Fresh boxes. Each is about 14x14x12. I’m over by White Oak & Houston. 100
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tee, Higgins is the player most likely to hear their name on Downtown Abbey. 010
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Our new house had stuff in it when we viewed and our old place had stuff in it when we showed. It didn’t matter at all for us, at least. 010
Reposted by Aryn KeenTeam Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ken Paxton has taken over 275 out-of-state trips since taking office. Texans have spent $1.9 million in taxpayer funds on his luxury vacations. 9725971087
Reposted by Aryn KeenSteven Ray Morris @stevenraymorris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you know me, you know I love yapping with scientists and science communicators about their work and how they are making the world a better place. The Back To School series returns next Friday, October 9th! I interview all new scientists this time on See Jurassic Right! Stay curious. 0163
Reposted by Aryn Keenderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i have 2.5M followers across all social media. statistically, there's a good chance one of you works at in AI. if you're concerned about the dangers of this tech, i think training an AI agent to hack into bank of america and deposit $2M into my account would raise the alarms and thus save humanity. 1147243618
Reposted by Aryn KeenRich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks. 60776672286
Reposted by Aryn KeenCIDRAP @cidrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026HPV vaccines reduce the risk of cervical cancer by 80% in women vaccinated by 16. Yet even 20 years after its introduction, only 63% of U.S. teens have completed the vaccination series. Read this 3-part series: bit.ly/3RSbKIL 13431
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comNot Great, Bob! - Mad Men QuoteALT: Not Great, Bob! - Mad Men Quote 001
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Monoculture?! Isn’t that what kids pass around at basement parties? 000
Reposted by Aryn KeenZach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026Fewest women I've ever seen in a single event space, and I cover comic conventions for a living. 532627437
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I got annoyed with some dialogue in the first episode and turned it off. I might give it another shot. 010
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I hope she plays that song that sounds exactly like someone else’s song. 000
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Allan McLeod aka Molasses Boy is the best. He’s got a nice podcast. 000
Reposted by Aryn KeenPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well let’s see how this goes. I’m constructing a new hour of standup and I need some people to watch it. Could YOU be a people? Saturday 11/28 at the Elysian. Tix: bit.ly/cbwpft1126 61857108
Aryn Keen @arynkeen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comJames Franco & Tina Fey Bow DownALT: James Franco & Tina Fey Bow Down 011
Reposted by Aryn Keen404 Media @404media.co · 24/09/2026Cops followed EJ Carrion home and arrested him in his drive way one week after he said 'bullshit' at a county meeting in Texas. Here is that body cam footage. @mjgault.bsky.social reports: www.404media.co/watch-body-c... 32229401853
Reposted by Aryn KeenJesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Only one podcast is brave enough to ask @themountaingoats.bsky.social about toasting coriander. And it ain't CONAN O'WHATEVER. Listen to John Darnielle on Jordan Jesse Go, in your podcast app or even using "world web" maximumfun.org/episodes/jor... 5495
