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Art Vandelay

@artvandelay.bsky.social
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Architect, Importer/Exporter, Latex Salesperson, Marine Biologist.

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Eli Sherman @elisherman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
TARGET 12: A 10-month investigation done in collaboration with @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social and @truth.bsky.social has revealed NBA superstar Kawhi Leonard is one of the long-hidden investors in Rhode Island FC. Full investigation w/ @timwhiteri.bsky.social 👇 www.wpri.com/target-12/nb...
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NBA superstar Kawhi Leonard’s secret stake in Rhode Island soccer project revealed
The two-time NBA champion’s involvement was revealed after a 10-month investigation by Target 12, “Pablo Torre Finds Out” and Hunterbrook.
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WPRI 12 @wpri12.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
NBA superstar Kawhi Leonard has been revealed as one of the long-hidden investors behind Rhode Island's controversial, taxpayer-funded soccer project. Details from Target 12's @elisherman.bsky.social & @timwhiteri.bsky.social, @pablo.show and @truth.bsky.social: www.wpri.com/?p=3105506 
Breaking: NBA superstar's secret stake in RI soccer revealed
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WPRI 12 @wpri12.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
NBA superstar Kawhi Leonard is one of the long-hidden investor behind RI's soccer project. From @elisherman.bsky.social, @timwhiteri.bsky.social, @pablo.show and @truth.bsky.social: www.wpri.com/target-12/nba-supersta… 
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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
@gruber.foo with all due respect, you can do better than using “third-world countries” as a descriptor. daringfireball.net/linked/2026/...
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Meta Solved Their Problem With Kenyan Contractors Seeing Footage of AI Glasses Wearers on the Toilet
Link to: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y7yvgy0w6o
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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
make a band less mild Yngwie J. Malmsteen’s Maximum Force
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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
make a band less mild Aphex Twincest
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
911: what is your emergency TRUMP: help i've felon and i can't get up
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/05/2024
this is just barbarism
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
bad back safe ways to sit down
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salyx 🌳 @salyxxx.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
spotify playlist by willow called "trent reznor getting really bad head and narrating the experience" including the following songs: "suck, with teeth, hurt, i do not want this, getting smaller"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/05/2024
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Texas Chainsaw Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 18/05/2024
JK Rowling: What’s that? Sunglass Hut Employee: Transitional lenses JKR: *spits out coffee* They’re fucking WHAT
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
GENIE: your wish is my comma-- ME: CAN I TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO WATCH THE NYPD COP PEPPERSPRAY HIMSELF
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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
Very happy to report that screenshot is out of date, as someone has updated his profile picture:
Screenshot of the top portion of the 50-a.org page for this idiot example of NYPD’s “finest” who pepper sprayed himself yesterday as the police began arresting participants in a peaceful protest. His photo has been updated on the page to one showing him from yesterday, barely sentient mouth agape, eyes closed, while a comrade pours water seemingly on the upper back side of his bald dome. (50-a.org “is a searchable website of NYC Civilian Complaint Review Board and related public NYPD data.”

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James N. Mccarthy

Assistant Chief at Patrol Borough Manhattan South since February 2022, active

Also served at Chief of Department Office, Patrol Borough Manhattan North

Service started January 1985, made $249,000 last year, Tax #885671
White Male, 59
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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
OK Wall Street Journal, you just bought yourself a gigantic defamation suit from top lawyers just as soon as they’re done destroying Business Insider and protecting Bill Ackman’s wife’s honor. Remember, it’s not plagiarism if it’s just Wikipedia!
Buy Side FROM WSJ

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Ditch Your Bulky George Costanza
Wallet for a Slim One

PUBLISHED MAY 3, 2024

By Tim Barribeau

When you only need a few cards, a minimalist wallet is the smart pick.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
RFK is the only candidate who believes in lobal worming
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
The Burial of the Count of Orgaz, by El Greco, 1586, 📸 via @MichelleSichak
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/05/2024
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Advisors Assure Biden This Will Blow Over Once All Gazans Dead
WASHINGTON—As mounting campus protests and arrests over the Israel-Hamas war threatened his fragile electoral coalition, advisors to President Joe Biden assured him Friday that this would blow over...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2024
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Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison
NEW YORK—Emphasizing that it was their only option amid the rampant protests that had erupted on campus, Columbia University announced Monday that it had given students the option to finish classes fr...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/04/2024
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Trump Held In Contempt Of Court After Stabbing Michael Cohen To Death With Ballpoint Pen
NEW YORK—Violating the judge’s order prohibiting the former president from killing his one-time fixer, Donald Trump was held in contempt of court Tuesday after stabbing Michael Cohen to death with a b...
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 23/04/2024
Five years ago, I Think You Should Leave was released. Tim Robinson introduced his unhinged comedy series by having a character literally un-hinge a door rather than admit he should’ve pushed instead of pulled. In doing so, he altered our brain chemistry, and for that we’re forever grateful.
Tim Robinson pulling on a push door
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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
@kilgoretrout.bsky.social why can’t we fans have nice things?!!!!!
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 21/08/2023
I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
“The Imperium has a grain problem. Here’s why that’s bad news for Biden.” –The NY Times review of Rebel Moon Part 2, probably.
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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
5 minutes until Crimson Sky.
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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
Man Musk really does not want people searching for posts *about* the Cybertruck.
Screenshot of Twitter iOS client showing the search page with “cybertr” in the search input box and the 3 suggested autocompletions being:
Cybertron
Cybertr
CyberTaxi

Before getting to the list of user account result suggestions, the first of which is the official Tesla @cybertruck account. Notably “Cybertruck” the term/topic is not a suggestion, which means if you followed the completion to the official Cybertruck account you’d only see its official posts, not people mentioning the Cybertruck in their posts.
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Standard Issue Computing @standardissuecomputing.blog · 28/03/2024
Quite possibly the greatest demake of all time, Halo 2600 digs deep into your subconscious to capture the vibe of Halo, on a console from 1977. Fun Factor: 4/5 Vibe: 4/5
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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
Really Google?
A 4x4 image grid from a Google “prove you’re a human” photo asking “select all squares with buses” but the entire fucking grid is just one single giant  yellow school bus photo divided into 16 sub-squares.
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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
Grats to the @bsky.app account for the shoutout in the latest Honest Trailer… youtu.be/viXEncLNO94?...
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Honest Trailers | Road House (1989)
Are you troubled by strange voices in the middle of the night? If so, it might be time to brush up on the comprehensive history of The Ghostbusters!► https:/...
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molly @mollysneed.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
he was texting while driving to explain to a woman why she was wrong
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 17/02/2024
Please everyone make sure to be responsible in using this Indiana Tattale-a-Teacher website to which you can *UPLOAD FILES*
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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
@joeldongsteen.bsky.social “We don’t understand why these things happen, but we know your dick is in control.” (Too soon?)
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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
They’re not flops, that MCU is only capable of integer operations.
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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
@sepinwall.bsky.social @thefienprint.bsky.social Why didn’t Succession ever explain how Logan erased Connor’s troubles with the law from injecting people with MS with super heavy elements that made them float, inadvertently inspiring John Noble to cause Leonard Nimoy’s ghost to possess Anna Torv?
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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
@jbouie.bsky.social pardon the request, but very appreciative of you and your work and only just belatedly learned of your Unclear and Present Danger podcast (via your guest spot on You’re Wrong About on the Reconstruction - thank you for that too!). I went in Apple Podcast and then your site but…
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P.L. Rock @plrock.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Apropos of nothing, here's a tiny bat giving his biggest hug.
Picture of a small bat lying duran in a human hand
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Classic Tony
An old timey drawing from a series on temperance. The drawing depicts a small child in bed while their mother and another adult cry in despair over them. The title of the piece is called “Tony: The Child Drunkard.”
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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
@davidjroth.bsky.social @drewmagary.bsky.social A modest proposal for the replacement segment: Remembering Remembering Some Guys.
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