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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 2h

*violent jerkoff motion*

AP push alert
Supreme Court
“Justice Alito tells AP he's "not pleased" with harsh rhetoric aimed at the court, saying it undermines public trust.”
And then there’s a picture of Sam, who appears to have forgotten how to stand, in a library. His expression looks like he’s smelled something unpleasant or perhaps encountered one of his lessers—a woman, a homosexual, a person with melanin, a (((globalist))), etc.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 13h

People too young to remember but the day after Obergefell, the gays invaded our Churches and forced them to close, as they remain today. abcnews.com/Politics/thr...

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Alito calls same-sex marriage a 'decisive' turn 'against religious liberty' in new book

A new book by Justice Samuel Alito presents his view of the Constitution, the Supreme Court, and the country with a focus on religious freedom.

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 3h

well, if he's Prometheus can we skip ahead to the part where he gets chained to a rock and an eagle eats his liver?

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paulseesequasis @pseesequasis.bsky.social · 4h

Dałdałagamł -Transformation Mask @quaibranly, musée du quai Branly in Paris as part of Premières Nations, Arts et cultures du Nord~Ouest de L’Amérique, 29 September 2026 – 17 January 2027.

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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 15h

The mayor of Saint-Denis, Bally Bagayoko, literally used himself as a human shield to protect students from police violence

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 4h

When life gives you lemons, build a lemon cannon and shoot them back.

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 14h

Sweet baby Jesus. I may have to go back just for these sandwiches. And yeah. Total role model

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 19h

Can't wait for the Friday morning meltdown after he doesn't get the Nobel Peace Prize again.

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TheIrishCommentator @irishcommentator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We’re burning the planet for this

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“every time someone is sleeping on a subway bench in a city, the rest of america can sort of say ‘ugh, look at these cities.’ but we are holding a lot of your people who you failed to love and take care of.” 👏 👏 👏

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Until I read further down the thread this had me thinking neutrinos are like a box of Neapolitan ice cream.

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

BBW? You mean the Broad Breasted White? Th most common commercial breed of turkey?

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Andrew Robinson (no, not Garak) @andrewr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm not joking here. A university is not a university without music and languages and other arts and humanities. It's a glorified vocational training college.

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“…and this one celebrates noted war hero Chase Utley…”

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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This ancient Greek figure from the 2,500 year-old Douris Cup looks uncannily like someone working on a laptop! 😲 💻 He’s actually writing with a stylus on a hinged wax writing tablet! The technology has changed, the posture has not! 😂 Altes Museum, Berlin 📷 by me

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Or a minor league hockey team

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SeanMike @beerandashot.wtf · 05/10/2026

The taxi we took back from Dulles misspelled the name of the company on the receipt. "Washington Flayers" is definitely a more badass name.

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

ah, yes, of course people here on the joke-getter's platform are responding seriously. Never change, y'all!

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hop it went well! Looks great!

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Our stove is fixed! Huzzah! After 36 days! Wrap up of what I had to cook on the grill www.instagram.com/p/DeH8wRDD3h...

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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 23/12/2023

Hello welcome back to my Jurassic Park Ted Talk. Today we are discussing why this is the most perfect monologue in modern cinema no don’t at me with any of your Scorsese Tarantino bullshit I’m serious.

Screenshot from Jurassic park of kid staring wide-eyed at the raptor claw being held by Alan Grant (a beautifully framed shot where Grant is in the foreground and the kid is in the center of the frame, framed by Alan’s forearm and the claw)

Photo of Alan gran pretending to slice a kid’s stomach open with a raptor claw

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

could be the first of three!!! 🤞

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Neil Stenhouse @nstenhouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"No fat plumbers, no shy guys, no birdos, no goombas, no turtles, no cloud boys throwing eggs. Just Warios."

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[extreme Dr. Evil voice] "Seven point three MILLISION barrels!"

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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

36 years ago in October 1990, #TheSimpsons pinball game was released by Data East Pinball. It has been cited as helping increase the popularity of pinball machines at the beginning of the 1990s.

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"Fotten Totten" - a classic

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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

More Democrats need to be telling the online casino owners behind Polymarket to shut the fuck up

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Exactly. This is such a lie. Email had a purpose. The internet had a purpose. Search had a purpose. Everybody loved Silicon Valley in the 90s because they made shit that did what it promised. Now 3 guys who never made SHIT have ALL the money in SV. They're scam artists. Not engineers.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026

someone call up will smith we need him to do something

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Same, but past college as well

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better

@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

some Monday motivation courtesy of this absolutely giant horse

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Buffy was the one person who saw the danger?? She had a whole crew with her who saw the danger, not to mention The Council and you know what never mind I'll be over here..

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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.

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