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I should prolly put something here. I stream and draw mice. They/Them, neither man nor woman, I Just Have A Deep Voice(tm)

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Soup Of Graffiti @supergraffiti.bsky.social · 8h
It's World Mental Health Day! Do you know any children who would benefit from reading about depression, anxiety or perfectionism in a colourful, whimsical and non-judgemental way? uk.jkp.com/search?q=ant...
A painting of three kids sitting on a huge red and gold armchair reading books. They are each holding one of the three books in the other pictures that are attached to this post. The chair is also surrounded by huge stacks of nondescript books. A purple skinned blonde elf in scruffy street clothes sits on a pile of books, holding her open book but looking over in wonder at the next kid's book. A white skinned, orange haired princess in a blue dress and tiara sits in the middle of the chair, smiling and pointing at her open book. A brown-skinned, brown-haired kid in a summery street clothes and a huge gold knight's helmet with a big red plume slouches on the armrest on the right, also looking at the Princess's book. They're holding their book closed and by their side.The Princess and the Fog by Anthony Lloyd Jones. A worried looking queen and king peek out the sides of the same big red and gold armchair at the princess from the first picture who is sitting, leaning on the armrest and looking fed up with a big black scribbly cloud around her headThe Nervous Knight by Anthony Lloyd Jones. A knight with a shield and a very bulky gold and red suit of armour that covers them completely stands in a defensive pose against a scribbly child-like drawing of a dragon and a thundercloud on scraps of paper surrounding them. The princess is standing behind them with a hand on their shoulder for support. A boisterous looking white human girl with blonde hair wearing something between a lighter set of armour and a school uniform stands between the knight and the fire-breathing dragon, which is doing no damage to anybody because it's not realThe Elf, The Princess and the Impossible Shoe by Anthony Lloyd Jones. The elf sits, wearing traditional and fairly Christmassy elf clothes, on the floor of a shoe shop. There are some posters/signs on the wall, some shoes on shelves on the wall. The shop is closed, the elf looks stressed. there's a huge pile of blue paper and shoes and tools behind them, bent over like a tidal wave about to crash into them. There are tools and sketchbooks and loose paper and shoes and scraps of fabric and stuff all over the floor as well. The Princess peeks curiously through the locked glass door of the shop
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 23h
What if a mouse made a dress?
A brown mouse in a snazzy green beret reaches out to a dress they made, hanging on a plastic model thingy you put dresses on to assemble them. The skirt if the dress is purple with dark blue spots, while the blouse js light blue. There is a red brooch connecting the sides of the blouse. The walls are light green with dark green stripes and the floor is an ugly orange,  I really should have haed a different colour.
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Kaubocks @kaubocks.bsky.social · 16h
Tonight's the night! Join us at 8:30PM Pacific to watch us race an unstable single player game brute forced to run multiplayer! We did no dry run or practice! twitch.tv/kaubocks
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 16h
My Junior year of highschool, on the last day for Seniors (at my high school Seniors took their finals like a week earlier, maybe it had to do with some kids enlisting?) someone broke into the school PA system and played the entire song and ever since I've associated it with a sense of freedom.
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 23h
What if a mouse made a dress?
A brown mouse in a snazzy green beret reaches out to a dress they made, hanging on a plastic model thingy you put dresses on to assemble them. The skirt if the dress is purple with dark blue spots, while the blouse js light blue. There is a red brooch connecting the sides of the blouse. The walls are light green with dark green stripes and the floor is an ugly orange,  I really should have haed a different colour.
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What if a mouse tried to help their friend lose weight?
A large pink hand reaches off the panel in order to rub the tummy of a brown mouse on their back. There are motion lines around the mouse to suggest movement. In the top right is a representation of a joystick surrounded by arrows radiating out. The arrows are orange with one red. There is a sword on top of the joystick which is pointing at the red arrow.

This is referencing the minigame in No More Heroes 2 where you help Jeane the cat lose weight by giving her belly rubs.
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SpiderDIEphenMan @spiderhyphenman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have absolutely zero patience for "actually broadcasting executions is exactly what America is all about" takes. Fuck your smug, normalizing bullshit.
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 09/10/2026
Why does Korea have a holiday for the alphabet? Because unlike other writing systems that evolved over centuries, Hangul was the work of one dude who solved mass illiteracy by sitting down and creating a brand new fully-formed system from scratch that anyone can learn almost instantly.
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Kaubocks @kaubocks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“it shouldn’t be this hard to find a sexy luigi,” says panzer. “they’re all AI now.”
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What if a mouse tried to help their friend lose weight?
A large pink hand reaches off the panel in order to rub the tummy of a brown mouse on their back. There are motion lines around the mouse to suggest movement. In the top right is a representation of a joystick surrounded by arrows radiating out. The arrows are orange with one red. There is a sword on top of the joystick which is pointing at the red arrow.

This is referencing the minigame in No More Heroes 2 where you help Jeane the cat lose weight by giving her belly rubs.
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The recipe was simple; make the ramen, add the flavouring and drain most the broth, then stir in the cheese and crumble the cooked bacon on top, then eat and develop several new heart conditions not yet known to man! I think I am still working the weight I gained from my first attempt off...
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In college my parents got me a Ramen Cook Book which was just "make ramen and add parsley to it when done!" Repeated 88 times but then. There was Cheesy Bacon Ramen, which was: 2 packets of ramen, any flavour 1 pound shredded cheese 1 pound bacon
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok i think im just going to start unfollowing people who import shit from twitter just to dunk on it lol like what are we doing here
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Umm the preferred term is lesbian abcnews.com/Health/1-15-...
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1 in 15 household cats may carry 'Beaver Fever' which can infect humans
A new study published in the Public Library of Science suggests nearly one out of 15 cats are infected with a common parasite.
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𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐢 ໒꒱ ⋆゚⊹ @vixiiart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CUTE-ifying SCPs! part 1 #scp173 #scp682 #scp049
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
“how much shit can you deny yourself? cheese, gender, the fuck’s next?” truly humanity is a rich text
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BILLY MOUSE HERE WITH MY NEW PRODUCT, OXYSWORD! IT CUTS THROUGH GRIME AND SAVES *YOU* TIME!
A brown mouse with a dark brown beard and hair stands in a dark blue-purple shirt. He has a white undershirt peaking out from under the blue-purple shirt at the top. We can see he is wearing a brown belt and light orange pants because I don't have a khaki pencil. The mouse is holding a white bucket with the part of it a lighter blue with dark blue spots that also has a sword on it, with the words Oxy Sword on it. The shirt had a yellow patch above a breast pocket that also reads Oxy Sword.

The drawing is a parody of the old OxyClean commercials by the late Billy Mays.
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Wolf 🏳️‍🌈 @wolfperson1.sleeplesswolf.com · 07/10/2026
I’d also add, it’s not even strictly true, given trans children and young adults increasingly struggle to get care in even blue states
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
so judge judy is a monarchy. interesting
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Baronhaynes @baronhaynes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idea by @decentdoicm.bsky.social and @mstangdoespuzzles.bsky.social
meme of a person telling a computer to say "i am alive" and responding with astonishment when it does, but they're playing Lifeline and Rio responds with "leave the room? ok" instead
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
as the creator of the overused and misused term "surf dracula" i have to say that metaphorically, count dracula is my personal frankenstein's monster
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Henry Snow @henrys.now · 05/10/2026
Yang wen-li, a character from Legend of the Galactic Heroes, saying in two panels "I believe that being ruled by the worst democracy is preferable to being ruled by the best autocracy"
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah yes, the Mona Lisa, famous for having a lower body.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/10/2026
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BILLY MOUSE HERE WITH MY NEW PRODUCT, OXYSWORD! IT CUTS THROUGH GRIME AND SAVES *YOU* TIME!
A brown mouse with a dark brown beard and hair stands in a dark blue-purple shirt. He has a white undershirt peaking out from under the blue-purple shirt at the top. We can see he is wearing a brown belt and light orange pants because I don't have a khaki pencil. The mouse is holding a white bucket with the part of it a lighter blue with dark blue spots that also has a sword on it, with the words Oxy Sword on it. The shirt had a yellow patch above a breast pocket that also reads Oxy Sword.

The drawing is a parody of the old OxyClean commercials by the late Billy Mays.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Viewing this video changed the trajectory of my day earlier
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What if a mouse was the ONLY ONE TO HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE LYRAT
A brown mouse face has been split up into polygons, each shaded a different shade of brown. Their eyes are blue and triangles. They have spit out two swords that are grey and red 

This is a reference to the Andross boss fight from the SNES Star Fox game.
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Tim Clare @timclare.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well this was the lesson of Citizen Kane, right. Devote your time to developing monetisable skills, & foreswear joy in order to do so. This is the essence of a meaningful life. That's why he cried out on his deathbed 'I wasted my life fucking sledging'
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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What if a mouse was the ONLY ONE TO HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE LYRAT
A brown mouse face has been split up into polygons, each shaded a different shade of brown. Their eyes are blue and triangles. They have spit out two swords that are grey and red 

This is a reference to the Andross boss fight from the SNES Star Fox game.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
intactics
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
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Shveta Thakrar @shvetathakrar.com · 05/10/2026
Definitely NOT a badge of honor, as Meg notes below. As a brown midlist author, it's hard enough to get the word out about my books--so if they get banned, that's it. You can't buy or borrow what you don't know exists. (And the author gets blamed for poor sales numbers and can't sell future books.)
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Cabin in Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The reason people love the Ea-nāṣir story is less the vitriol and more the fact that we couldn’t be more culturally different from a 4000 years dead Sumerian but we can totally relate. It shows us that no matter our superficial differences people are just people.
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What if I tried to draw something that looked uncomfortable to hug?
A steel grey wire thing has a brown mouse shaped head. The wires are wrapped in a way to form a cylinder and they have wires sticking out the side.

This is referencing the Wire Mother from a famous experiment about whatever baby monkeys would spend more time with a vague monkey shaped object made out of wire that provided milk, or one that was soft but did not provide milk.
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Made this for a friend a few months back and I am happy I get to use it again!
The poster for the movie The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover with "Featuring Dane fromt he Devil may Cry Series" in the top left, "New! Funky Mode!" with a picture of Funky Kong on a surfboard int he top right, and "& Knuckles" under the title in yellow and blue.
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn't even realize there was something to find out until I saw this post
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V_UAL @studiovual.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SWPV version 26.10.05.01: Sprite fix, UI improvements, and audio improvements v-ual.itch.io/silver-witch...
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- Fixed sprite error in Episode 08 - Updated main menu SFX to loop properly - Added version number to options menu - Added splash screen...
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What if I tried to draw something that looked uncomfortable to hug?
A steel grey wire thing has a brown mouse shaped head. The wires are wrapped in a way to form a cylinder and they have wires sticking out the side.

This is referencing the Wire Mother from a famous experiment about whatever baby monkeys would spend more time with a vague monkey shaped object made out of wire that provided milk, or one that was soft but did not provide milk.
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Kaubocks @kaubocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
solve my hot/cold puzzle, boy youtu.be/2R7by1A9P9s
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Skyrim | #62: Cog Check, Mod Check
YouTube video by Kaubocks
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Luke Vaughn @lukevaughn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know everyone's talking about how many great jokes are in such a short timespan and while that is true I cannot get over how damn GOOD the animation is here like every single expression and movement is perfect
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AndresPlays @andresplays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let's do a Steam Autumn sale rec thread, shall we? Shares welcome. 1. Desktop Explorer A cursed program has affected your old uncle's PC, and it is up to you to solve outside-the-box puzzles to unravel the mystery through a classic OS interface. Some of the most eerie vibes this year.
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Save 20% on Desktop Explorer on Steam
Rummage through the abandoned profiles of an old PC to unravel an inherited mystery. What secrets hide in this eerie adventure of cryptic games and outdated software? Who was using this computer? And ...
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🦭 Comet ΘΔ 🔜 Howloween 2026 @crittercomet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This’ll be starting under 3 and 1/2 hours!! See y’all soon!!
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Still bad at witty names @arp1033.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh 200%
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