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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A.I. and corporate lingo are dragging language ynto drugged realmes of vague, airy, plastic nothingnesse: glitz and hyperbole wythout meaning. Language must have fur and clawes, make the floorboardes creake and leave wet dirtye footprintes. Wordes are rayne and fyre and stone. Wielde them. Save us.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you care about keeping the Academy of Natural Sciences open to the public in Philadelphia, I need you to read and share this thread. Trish Wellenbach was sent from the mayor's office to oversee the Academy of Natural sciences situation. She needs to hear from us. Here comes the action item:
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Lucas @arouet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
No hablo Pringlés
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Lucas @arouet.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social I would have sworn this was you.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026
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Lucas @arouet.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
@cwgabriel.bsky.social On your recommendation from 13 years ago I just finished Brothers. Holy shit that ending was amazing. I wouldn't have thought I could be heartbroken over the button I use to do an action.
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Lucas @arouet.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
@ustwogames.co.uk I'm playing MV3 and it's the best yet. Beautiful and poignant with mind -bending puzzles. I want to specifically call out the airbrushed folding level and the waves on the ocean. Incredible visuals.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/01/2026
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
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Lucas @arouet.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
@thehardtimesnews.bsky.social Get on Bing, search "Billy Corgan hair" and check the AI summary. Looks like you've made it to their trusted sources.
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Lucas @arouet.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I don't have anything to add to what's going on so here's my dog snoring
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 12/12/2025
what is this: charcoal mixed with saliva and - is that ANIMAL FAT?! oh boy, when i find out who's doing this they're in SO MUCH TROUBLE www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Kids today are always sneaking into caves! And you know what they're doing in there?
T-Rex: I'll TELL you what they're doing!

T-Rex: They're painting DEER on the WALLS instead of hunting and gathering with their families!
T-Rex: I don't know what to do. I tell them "stop painting deer" and you know what they do? They paint a really stupid-looking deer - seriously, the worst deer you can imagine, a full-on baloney deer - and then they call me into the cave and point at it and say "look, that's you."
Dromiceiomimus: Can you see the painting clearly? Isn't it dark?
T-Rex: THEY HAVE TORCHES! This is a diss that takes PLANNING and like, INFRASTRUCTURE!T-Rex: I worry about the next generation of kids. I really do!
Utahraptor: Same, bud!

Utahraptor: I caught some kids today TILLING. They were like "we're gonna plant seeds instead of gathering; this way we can stay in one place instead of moving all the time and can create longer-lasting buildings."
T-Rex: INFRASTRUCTURE! It's always the same! WHY do kids love INFRASTRUCTURE so much?Narrator: LATER, IN A CAVE:
T-Rex: Dang it! I wanted to come here to sit in the dark and smell bear poop, and now that my eyes have adjusted, you know what I see?
T-Rex: DEER!
T-Rex: DEER ALL OVER THE FRIGGIN' WALLS
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I've always suspected as much.
Geometry is a hoax
created by the government
to sell more rectangles.
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Lucas @arouet.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
@xkcd.com You did a comic about cursed temperature scales, but have you heard of Hortvet? It's an alternate centigrade scale that's only used by dairy cryoscopes to determine if milk has been watered down.
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Lucas @arouet.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
An absolute cartoon
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Lucas @arouet.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Ken was on long enough for jeopardy to become his workplace and be comfortable enough to show his actual personality
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Lucas @arouet.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
@cwgabriel.bsky.social Reading back through the archive and I wanted to tell you I appreciate Gabe's hand on the frame in this panel. It's the details that make it. Summon Monster I - Penny Arcade share.google/aQvJvAu0I0mt...
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws. Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired. They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
Henry Cuellar (TX-28) 	Jimmy Panetta (CA-19)
Don Davis (NC-01) 	Chris Pappas (NH-01)
Laura Gillen (NY-04) 	Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA-03) 
Jared Golden (ME-02) 	Josh Riley (NY-19)
Maggie Goodlander (NH-02) 	Pat Ryan (NY-18) 
Josh Gottheimer (NJ-05)	Kim Schrier (WA-08) 
Adam Gray (CA-13)	Eric Sorensen (IL-17) 
Marcy Kaptur (OH-09)	Tom Suozzi (NY-03) 
Susie Lee (NV-03)	Gene Vindman (VA-07)
David Min (CA-47)	George Whitesides (CA-27)
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Lucas @arouet.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
@ryannorth.ca I just smashed through your Slaughterhouse Five adaptation. Loved it. I found some of the smaller moments incredibly moving.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
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Keith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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John @johnlk.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Incredible headline.
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Lucas @arouet.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
@dresdencodak.com I'm rereading DS right now and having a great time putting things together and catching references and influences I missed the first time. I have to ask, is one of those influences Memoirs Found in a Bathtub? I see a lot of Stanislaw Lem in the story. Keep kicking ass!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
800 detainees are missing after being held in Alligator Alcatraz in July, showing no record of their location in ICE’s database. Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away. The cruelty is the point.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2025
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Proud to announce that I’m going to be swimming 5K for the Endometriosis Foundation of America’s End Endo 5K! Endo is something that I, along with 1 in 10 people with a uterus, live with. To join me in supporting Endo research and advocacy, tap the link below! give.endofound.org/MaraWilson5k...
A banner that says End Endo 5K, with participants walking and on horseback, smiling as they walk the 5K
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Lucas @arouet.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Fantasy Fantasy Football where you and your friends draft each other's coworkers who do fantasy football into your fantasy workplace.
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Danie Were @danacea.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
And on the subject of #realartatters: AI poisoning tool NIGHTSHADE is now free for artists to use: venturebeat.com/ai/nightshad...
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Nightshade, the free tool that ‘poisons’ AI models, is now available for artists to use
The tool's creators are seeking to make it so that AI model developers must pay artists to train on data from them that is uncorrupted.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/07/2025
Charlotte's Web: Wilbur the pig reads "Fuck ICE."
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
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NPR @npr.org · 08/08/2025
JUST IN: Lovell commanded the mission that almost ended in disaster after an explosion that threatened the crew's oxygen and electrical supply. The inspiring story of their survival was made into a hit movie.
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Famed NASA astronaut and Apollo 13 commander Jim Lovell has died at age 97
Lovell commanded the mission that almost ended in disaster after an explosion that threatened the crew's oxygen and electrical supply. The inspiring story of their survival was made into a hit movie.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Well, I’m gonna insist that you listen to this. Definition of terms: “these people” = Latino migrants “Inner city people” = Black people “We tried to get them [inner city people] to do it” = slavery & sharecropping
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
what have i become my swedish friend hersgebergsh bork bork bork bork bork in the end
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Stats: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/number... (also you can buy the mug and other smbc stuff here: smbc-store.myshopify.com/products/goo...) #smbc
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Immune Full comic here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/lesson #smbc
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/07/2025
‘The House Will Take A Short Recess,’ Declares Mike Johnson Dousing Capitol In Gasoline
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‘The House Will Take A Short Recess,’ Declares Mike Johnson Dousing Capitol In Gasoline
WASHINGTON—Saying he hoped the break would keep his party focused on the America First agenda, Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) announced plans Thursday for the House of Representatives to take a short rec...
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
official DHS account posting fourteen word long tweets with the H's randomly capitalized groyper occupied government
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HeathcliffNull @heathcliffnull.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Facebook post: 

New conspiracy theory I have. The entire sovereign citizen movement is actually a psyop being run by Safelite. Think about it. Have you ever watched video of a sovereign citizen traffic stop? At least one car window is getting broken. All Safelite has to do is pay a couple sovereign citizen gurus to push their pseudo-legal theories and “PR1VAT3” license plates on YouTube, and they ensure a regular income stream for the company.
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Round
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Writers Guild of America West @wgawest.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
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Lucas @arouet.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
@travismcelroy.bsky.social If you can figure out a train theme for 2026 I've got a costume for the live shows
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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 15/07/2025
You've never seen anything as satisfying as watching Trapp and Sam pull long strips of dried glue off of Paul...
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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 15/07/2025
Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk? Let's find out... 🤔🍼
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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 15/07/2025
Brennan's announcement
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MintzBuck @mintzbuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
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symm.app @handle.invalid · 15/05/2025
If you like this idea, & you do NOT like generative AI, & you wish to be included on this list, please like *this* specific single post in the thread. DO NOT LIKE THIS POST UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE INCLUDED ON THE LIST, PLEASE! Future opt-in for this list will be automated in some way, tbd. 👍
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 06/07/2025
They finally made the milk from that hotel
a ½ gallon of neutral milk
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2025
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The Timeless Thrill of Pouring Hot Oil Directly Down the Kitchen Sink and 5 Other Hidden Perks for Millennials Who Will Never Own Property thehardtimes.net/blog/the-tim...
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The Timeless Thrill of Pouring Hot Oil Directly Down the Kitchen Sink and 5 Other Hidden Perks for Millennials Who Will Never Own Property
Listen up, weary renters! Are you bummed over the fact that you’ll never know the joy that comes with owning property and accumulating wealth as you sip iced tea on your backyard porch and think about...
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