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Arne Parrott

@arneparrott.bsky.social
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Songwriter for Podcasts. Niche Internet Micro Celebrity

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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 15/04/2025
I’ve been catching up on Skyjacks: Courier’s Call and I have to say once more that it is a work of genius that @arneparrott.bsky.social can make such a wholesome song into a complete banger.
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I feel so bad for the Rathalos in every new Monster Hunter iteration. In their universe, they are among the biggest and baddest predators in the land, so how could they comprehend that in the loneliest and horniest times of my life I hunted them mercilessly with my roommate on my PSP?
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Been reading about the Newsboy strike of 1899 and it's kind of crazy how these kids basically one upped Pulitzer and Hearst by being willing to be violent
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Commander players I am begging you if you take a 20 minute turn and it doesn't involve an attempt to kill everybody you need to play better cards
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Was talking to a friend recently about some issues she's been having with her girlfriend and she waved her hand at me dismissively and said "there's a partial eclipse or some shit coming soon so that should take care of it. Don't worry about it."
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
You know what they say: if it ain't Baja, don't Blast it! (I'm getting tbell for the second day in a row)
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist
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JEFF @jeffisrael.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Currently on the road away from my books! Does anyone have TJ and Dave's "Improv at the Speed of Life" who can zap me a few pages?
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Gigging
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Just starting Severance and I will say I think the biggest failure in the discourse about this show is that I had no idea it was going to be SO FUNNY. I didn't watch it for years because I kept hearing it was creepy, suspenseful, and upsetting and it's kinda those things, but it's mostly just comedy
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I have never used TikTok a day in my life and I hope to GOD I never do but I would infinitely rather refuse to use the app then not have the option in the first place!! This whole thing feels very "how can we sell your data if they already have your data" to me
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Same New Years resolution as always: Work on my retirement plan! (continue to ingratiate myself with my wealthy widowed neighbor in a desperate attempt to get into her will.)
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Sat in a doctor's office for a bunch of extra time because of insurance shenanigans but my lab tech was a socialist from Ecuador and I will say he was wonderful company for being perplexed by and angry with the system!
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Gotta wonder what percentage of YouTube Music's clicks come from people who were just trying to go to YouTube and as a follow up: is that their entire business model?
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Arnie Niekamp @arnieniekamp.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
In 2019 we had a year-end cliffhanger so we only had a bonus scene BUT it includes the great song Festival from @arneparrott.bsky.social who is like a one-man production of Music Man. (No, Arne is not me. (Also I’m not secretly Breakmaster Cylinder.)) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...
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Winter Solstice Bonus 2019
Podcast Episode · Hello From The Magic Tavern · 12/23/2019 · 4m
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amber leigh 💕 @mbrleigh.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
At what point are trans people allowed to exist in the narrative? At what point are LGBT+ people allowed to tell our stories without worry of censorship or removal?
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Disney Pulls Transgender Storyline from Pixar’s ‘Win or Lose’ Streaming Series (Exclusive)
The original animated show about a co-ed high school team debuts on Disney+ in February.
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Anyone here familiar with selling out? Might be an option in my future and trying to figure out if I should go for it.
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
can anyone get me in touch with the secret shadow government that runs the world? Wondering if they need any podcast music
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Taylor Moore @taylordotbiz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
There is a new podcast called GUTTER and it is extraordinary. It’s the exact kind of show I WISH with every fiber of my being that I could make. Please. If you want to love again: GUTTER
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Drafted our cube today and went 3-0! If you think Guide of Souls and Ocelot pride is unfun in modern, throw in a Gaia's Cradle and a Forth Eorlingas and really watch people feel hopeless
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Woke up to a note in my phone that just says "CONSPIRACY THEORY PYRAMID" and it has thrown my whole morning into disarray
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Most Midwest thing I've ever done was apologize to the guys mugging me for my wallet being such a mess
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Something cool about smoking for a long time and then quitting is that for the rest of your life you get to think about how fun smoking was and how much you wish you were doing it right now!!! Yes!!!! It RULES!!!!!
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My friend Andy Paley passed away today. I met him working on The Thrilling Adventure Hour, for which he composed MANY unforgettable songs. He was an incredible musician and composer but most importantly a father to two wonderful kids. Help them if you can. gofund.me/35d833c6
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Donate to Support Jackson and Charlie's Education, organized by Trevor Crist
On November 20, 2024 the Paley Brothers, Jackson and Charlie, just 13 years old, … Trevor Crist needs your support for Support Jackson and Charlie's Education
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One Shot Podcast Network @oneshotnetwork.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
NeoScum is an amazing show. GUTTER, their new venture, is similarly amazing. Go check it out. Gutter.show
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Young TSA agent after confiscating a man's water bottle: sorry man, I don't wanna take this but I have to Angry passenger: ok do me a favor and look up how the "just following orders" defense has held up in the past
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Just finished a task and am shocked to discover that there are somehow other tasks I have to do. Beginning to suspect if I finish those I'm going to find even more. Terrible system. Absolute scam.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Man I love playing Hades
Screenshot of a YouTube video called “I sword fight my ex girlfriend in a Denny’s parking lot”
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Cold day at the beach
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This is my fault!! I will be better!!!
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Uh oh badass alert
A senior yearbook photo of Arne Parrott. His senior quote was "In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards." - Mark Twain
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Rideshare driver, unprompted: do you think Donald Trump is going to make a lot of changes to the country? Me *two hours of sleep, completely out of it*: ...do I think Donald Trump is going to make a lot of changes to the country? ...yes? Driver: ah okay I wasn't sure. Thank you Me: ...you're welcome
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
There's an exciting danger that comes with playing TTRPGs from the 70s and 80s in that there's gonna be some made up words that are a letter or two off from a modern day slur and your non confrontational group is going to whiteknuckle through them in an abject panic
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
If you see me at the Starbucks, know that I am only there to buy drugs (one of the employees is scaling down his Magic collection and has good prices on shock lands)
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Guy just played me a song he wrote about totaling his old car which feels like such an insane thing to do given that he is my Uber driver
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Sorry I haven't been around much I've been doing important stuff
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
If you bet me that I couldn't guess what designs were on the three knives lost by a Ren Faire employee I would have taken you for all you were worth in two seconds flat
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
A portrait of the artist and the artist's close personal friend Grem
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
I can always tell how fancy a car is by how much of a struggle it is to figure out how to open the doors and windows
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
Woman in LA gas station: *pointing to produce* are any of these organic? Cashier: sorry no Woman: *disappointed look and long sigh* I guess I'll just take 45 powerball tickets please.
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
If you are feeling sad, I highly recommend going to the beach, letting the waves pummel the shit out of you, and pretending it is the Moon telling you personally to get your shit together before she drags your sorry ass out into the Ocean
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Spending a little quality time with the extended family today
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Charlie Brown asks "hey Linus, Where is your security blanket?" Linus says "oh, I don't need it anymore Charlie Brown, not since I started vaping." Linus takes a deep inhale of his vape and blows it in Charlie Brown's face who goes AAUGH!
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
LOL. When Tom Lehrer said this, he was 84 years old.
Screenshot of Wikipedia: In 2012 rapper 2 Chainz sampled Lehrer's song "The Old Dope Peddler", on his 2012 debut album, Based on a T.R.U. Story. In 2013, Lehrer said he was "very proud" to have his song sampled "literally sixty years after I recorded it". Lehrer went on to describe his official response to the request to use his song: "As sole copyright owner of 'The Old Dope Peddler', I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?"
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
just found out there was a medieval italian guy called bartolomeo coglioni which means "bartholomew balls" and his coat of arms was three pairs of balls and his war cry was "coglia! coglia! coglia!" which means "balls! balls! balls!"
A watercolor coat of arms featuring three stylised pairs of testicles
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Florida faire rained out today but now I get to sit cozy and dry in a trailer with a cat and listen to a perfect summer storm and watch our lawn umbrella fold the wrong way and blow by my window and hey wait a minute come back here you son of a bitch
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
I'm a very lucky man because not only do I get to experience shining romantic love, but I also have excessive familial and platonic love around me. Here are some photos from my sister's wedding last month that I officiated and easily counts among the best days of my life
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Amazing how technology advances. In 1969 getting to the moon used 4 kb of RAM and now in 2024 I can use 16 GB in Magic Online because I foolishly tried to look at my decklist while playing a game.
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