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Arne Parrott

@arneparrott.bsky.social
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Songwriter for Podcasts. Niche Internet Micro Celebrity

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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Very sweet thank you
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Fat, Bald Dabus @thebleats.by86400.link · 15/04/2025
I’ve been catching up on Skyjacks: Courier’s Call and I have to say once more that it is a work of genius that @arneparrott.bsky.social can make such a wholesome song into a complete banger.
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
It has to be incomprehensible to face an enemy who can subconsciously dodge every attack you have because it was molded into them from a time when they had literally nothing else to focus on. I hope there's some alternate timeline where I never bought a PSP; Where the Rathalos is at peace
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This is their first time seeing me, but my thousandth time seeing them. I have farmed every single variant of them for their Gems and their tails - I have killed them while drunk, while on drugs, with no sleep, while texting in between attacks, and with every weapon the monster hunter universe has
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I feel so bad for the Rathalos in every new Monster Hunter iteration. In their universe, they are among the biggest and baddest predators in the land, so how could they comprehend that in the loneliest and horniest times of my life I hunted them mercilessly with my roommate on my PSP?
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
They tell the newsboys that the strike is over, and the newsboys (say it with me) beat the shit out of them and run them out of town! One of them gets himself arrested so that he can be nice and safe in jail! Pulitzer and Hearst throw in the towel almost immediately after.
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
After Pulitzer and Hearst realize they can't possibly stop the boys from bopping their scabs on the regular, they decide to bribe the two guys running the strike with big money and get them to end it. The two of them sell out instantly, and walk into the next union meeting in BRAND NEW SUITS
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
After they strike, Pulitzer and Hearst hire a bunch of scabs, so the news boys... Beat the shit out of them and tear up their papers. Then they see actual Hearst trying to buy a paper from a scab and they chase both of them through the streets screaming at them.
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Been reading about the Newsboy strike of 1899 and it's kind of crazy how these kids basically one upped Pulitzer and Hearst by being willing to be violent
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Can't go anywhere bad
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Watching you tick up counters on your wall of tokens with zero evasion is torture please play a Hoof please play Finale please do anything
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Commander players I am begging you if you take a 20 minute turn and it doesn't involve an attempt to kill everybody you need to play better cards
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Was talking to a friend recently about some issues she's been having with her girlfriend and she waved her hand at me dismissively and said "there's a partial eclipse or some shit coming soon so that should take care of it. Don't worry about it."
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
You know what they say: if it ain't Baja, don't Blast it! (I'm getting tbell for the second day in a row)
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist
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JEFF @jeffisrael.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
ArneParrott@gmail.com!! Hero!!
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I did not!! Basically looking for pictures of the Heat and Weight chapter if that's a possibility!!
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Currently on the road away from my books! Does anyone have TJ and Dave's "Improv at the Speed of Life" who can zap me a few pages?
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Gigging
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Ricken top 5 funniest character of all time
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I am only 6 episodes in so fully aware this may pull a Barry and get really dark really fast
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Just starting Severance and I will say I think the biggest failure in the discourse about this show is that I had no idea it was going to be SO FUNNY. I didn't watch it for years because I kept hearing it was creepy, suspenseful, and upsetting and it's kinda those things, but it's mostly just comedy
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I have never used TikTok a day in my life and I hope to GOD I never do but I would infinitely rather refuse to use the app then not have the option in the first place!! This whole thing feels very "how can we sell your data if they already have your data" to me
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
a litterbox that stops working when the Wi-Fi goes down
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Same New Years resolution as always: Work on my retirement plan! (continue to ingratiate myself with my wealthy widowed neighbor in a desperate attempt to get into her will.)
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Sat in a doctor's office for a bunch of extra time because of insurance shenanigans but my lab tech was a socialist from Ecuador and I will say he was wonderful company for being perplexed by and angry with the system!
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Gotta wonder what percentage of YouTube Music's clicks come from people who were just trying to go to YouTube and as a follow up: is that their entire business model?
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Gosh this has to be so fun to do
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Arnie Niekamp @arnieniekamp.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
In 2019 we had a year-end cliffhanger so we only had a bonus scene BUT it includes the great song Festival from @arneparrott.bsky.social who is like a one-man production of Music Man. (No, Arne is not me. (Also I’m not secretly Breakmaster Cylinder.)) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...
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Winter Solstice Bonus 2019
Podcast Episode · Hello From The Magic Tavern · 12/23/2019 · 4m
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amber leigh 💕 @mbrleigh.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
At what point are trans people allowed to exist in the narrative? At what point are LGBT+ people allowed to tell our stories without worry of censorship or removal?
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Disney Pulls Transgender Storyline from Pixar’s ‘Win or Lose’ Streaming Series (Exclusive)
The original animated show about a co-ed high school team debuts on Disney+ in February.
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Anyone here familiar with selling out? Might be an option in my future and trying to figure out if I should go for it.
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
can anyone get me in touch with the secret shadow government that runs the world? Wondering if they need any podcast music
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Taylor Moore @taylordotbiz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
There is a new podcast called GUTTER and it is extraordinary. It’s the exact kind of show I WISH with every fiber of my being that I could make. Please. If you want to love again: GUTTER
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Drafted our cube today and went 3-0! If you think Guide of Souls and Ocelot pride is unfun in modern, throw in a Gaia's Cradle and a Forth Eorlingas and really watch people feel hopeless
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Woke up to a note in my phone that just says "CONSPIRACY THEORY PYRAMID" and it has thrown my whole morning into disarray
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Most Midwest thing I've ever done was apologize to the guys mugging me for my wallet being such a mess
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Please do!!
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Take care of yourselves and if you quit and have a craving you can DM me and we can talk about how much we miss it and how much were not going to do it!!!!
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Something cool about smoking for a long time and then quitting is that for the rest of your life you get to think about how fun smoking was and how much you wish you were doing it right now!!! Yes!!!! It RULES!!!!!
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My friend Andy Paley passed away today. I met him working on The Thrilling Adventure Hour, for which he composed MANY unforgettable songs. He was an incredible musician and composer but most importantly a father to two wonderful kids. Help them if you can. gofund.me/35d833c6
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Donate to Support Jackson and Charlie's Education, organized by Trevor Crist
On November 20, 2024 the Paley Brothers, Jackson and Charlie, just 13 years old, … Trevor Crist needs your support for Support Jackson and Charlie's Education
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One Shot Podcast Network @oneshotnetwork.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
NeoScum is an amazing show. GUTTER, their new venture, is similarly amazing. Go check it out. Gutter.show
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Young TSA agent after confiscating a man's water bottle: sorry man, I don't wanna take this but I have to Angry passenger: ok do me a favor and look up how the "just following orders" defense has held up in the past
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Just finished a task and am shocked to discover that there are somehow other tasks I have to do. Beginning to suspect if I finish those I'm going to find even more. Terrible system. Absolute scam.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Man I love playing Hades
Screenshot of a YouTube video called “I sword fight my ex girlfriend in a Denny’s parking lot”
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Cold day at the beach
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Honestly one of my favorite things I've ever done and I love the idea of it becoming an extremely odd putting food coma recovery song
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This is my fault!! I will be better!!!
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Arne Parrott @arneparrott.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Uh oh badass alert
A senior yearbook photo of Arne Parrott. His senior quote was "In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards." - Mark Twain
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