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🛸 bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 14/10/2026
i don't want a job. i want to draw naked women and play mobas
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The debate continues,
Nerdy mouse girl labeled 'girls on a five day cycle' saying

 "Basically if you're on Estradiol Valerate and can't get a different ester like Enanthate you should be on a five day cycle for optimal hormone stability.
It's easiest to conceptualize it as doing one shot for each day of the week in a month without repeating:
SThTSuFWM
I use the JAV Title
mnemonic device: Sexy, Three Trannies Sucked and Fucked on
Wednesday Morning"

Blaisé wolf girl saying "mental breakdown every Tuesday. Do my shot every Wednesday. Simple as."
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🛸 bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 06/10/2026
i think female perverts should be a protected class who don't have to work and get excuberant amounts of money from tbe government just for existing. this of course doesnt apply to the girls who want to be degraded. they would just function societally as like garbage cans or toilets or something
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Cherry @cherrypillowz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(girl who desperately needs to be freed of her inhibitions voice) yeah I just think hypno is fun
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yuritober day 4 and we're feminizing
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🛸 bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 28/09/2026
let's all get along and think about beautiful women. let's put aside our differences... and it will be yuritopia 🐬🌈🫧✨🌺🐠
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rika @strawberryrika.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive decided yuri is a bad thing actually, because it illustrates that which I do not & likely will not ever have. like what are the odds of several baddies doting on me, kissin me callin me a good girl & jerkin me off???? if I must wake at the end of every dream, better never to dream at all yknow😔
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Valscarie Howlla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 26/09/2026
envision two girlfriends. one has big boobs. and the other has a big peepee. the first girlfriend also has a peepee it's just small. and they're married
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Cosmopolitan Instant-Loss @deathcabfordolly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
keep referring to cum with dessert terms like "glazing," "icing," "frosting," "creaming" so every time I hopelessly cum myself i end up with a sweet and blissful afterglow thinking about cinnamon rolls and cakes and treats 😊
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🛸 bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 23/09/2026
moe serial killer
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 13/09/2026
trans ppl basically lost the battle (not the war though) the minute everyone started thinking "sex is totally separate from gender and sex is more Real and Unchangeable" like full stop
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/09/2026
learning new languages? for the purposes of making yuri. learning art, writing, music? for the purposes of making yuri. learning math, physics, engineering, physics? for the purposes of making yuri. biology, chemistry? yuri. history? yuri. philosophy? yuri. politics? yuri. lesbian sex? yuri.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 10/09/2026
as a trans woman who likes using her dick i'm developing a new side hustle for all of my friends who have pussies. i think selling sex could be the next big thing in the k-shaped gig economy.
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Juno | trabajando en comis @pupgrrrlriot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
El mundo necesita mas yuri trans!!
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Edith! 🔞 @edith-is-dead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
lady thinking about a big cartoon meat on a bone
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 10/09/2026
greatest curse on the planet for people to possess crystal clear clairvoyance on the direction to take and know deep in your bones that it won't happen in our lifetime.
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rytuwil @rytuwil.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
rina and reilly
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026
Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates theonion.com/working-man-proud-of-j…
Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 24/08/2025
40 yr old accountant woman: hello miss engineer, thank you for designing the new mechs. but uh, the department had questions about some design decisions --

swirly glasses engineer: what's the issue ??

accountant: why did you uh -- why does -- why did you give the mech a bush 

engineer: why'd i give the mech a bush?

accountant: the mech has a bush! there's a bush on the mech!

engineer: a bush on the mech? of course there is! the boss told me to design that thing like i wanted to --

accountant: isn't this a bizarre design choice ?? why does a mech need a bush ??

engineer: why's there a bush on the mech? why not? i like that bush on the mech just like i know you like mine! 

accountant: h-hold on! this is a workplace conversation on record--

engineer: it's for celestial navigation
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 30/08/2026
more and more people are slowly coming to grasp that the next incoming transformation of gender beyond imposing cisness and heterosexuality and sexing the body will be as indicative of a kind of membership in one's sexuality subculture
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
motoko: i can't jump in for this mission, batou, i'm about to have a whole lesbian cyber orgy. batou: [listening to the khz shifts in the background of the call] batou: batou: no you're not. motoko: hey- batou: you've got one basic PC rig running. you're posting on forums. motoko: HEY.
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 29/08/2026
camp miasma is about how mixing your fluids together can be cute and moe
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 15/05/2025
most of the time my habitual approach to learning about some kind of kink ive never come across before is adjusting my swirly glasses and going "fascinating. people are so diverse"
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 19/09/2025
yuri about a 35 yr old tgirl scientist lady with a lab coat and swirly glasses who says things like "according to my calculations ☝️🤓" and "the implications are astounding!" that engineers brilliant sex toy contraptions for her friends but is too shy to actually use them
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 25/08/2025
WMD: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION - The Villainous Swirly-Glasses Nuclear Engineer Is Using My (♀️) Robotic Body As A Science Experiment
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max. @maxidango.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
maintenance [oc c0mm for @ SpaceRanmaj]
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Happy Birthday, Harrod! (2026)
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madsabaoth @matte-gender.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
THE DESERTER - "The mask of humanity fall from capital. It has to take it off to kill everyone - everything you love; all the hope and tenderness in the world. It has to take it off, just for one second. To do the deed."
"And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest, most courageous people in the world." He's silent for a second. "You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*"
1. - "What?"
THE DESERTER - "That the bourgeois are
not human."
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/07/2026
dysphoric & suicidal trans woman who tries to visit a witch in the forest known for only killing men to prove to herself she is male and die but the witch just laughs at her and forcewitchapprentices her
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
fuck forced feminization, i want forced linuxization porn
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Adult Human Puppygirl @k-effective.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
my gnostic girlfriend always saying some shit like "you're listening to the archons. youre fucked"
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 30/06/2026
i think in light of how much anglosphere biopolitical lawfare has operated on the claimed immutability of sex at this rate the term "transsexual" is likely going to make a return just organically from trans people & their communities themselves atp
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
mr mamdani addresses the press from his podium while i sit next to him thumbsing up

a reporter asks “mr mayor! is it trye you invited stupid twink to da big apple?”

he says “yes! we are proud to ensure another schizophrenic tranny never drives again”

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
what if memories can endure different lifetimes? happy pride :) #ScoobyDoo
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 23/06/2026
big fan of the idea of being touched inappropriately by a woman who genuinely loves me
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chaste.voyeurposting @haodhamoth.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Me rocking up to any social function like "Lemurian Time War amirite?" or "Yeah I've been reading the classics, Cyclonopedia, Zeroes and Ones, Xenofeminism" Saying such intelligent insights like "Oil is an autonomous chemical weapon" in the corner at the function
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A trans woman says "since coming out as trans, I am finally indulging my instinct to wear a variety of cute lil' outfits." She shakes her fist with determination and says "I have now achieved even closer kinship with my greatest hero and role model. She tearfully salutes an elaborate candlelit shrine to Roger the Alien from American Dad.
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Colors Theory
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 29/05/2026
diy clothing, diy hrt, diy electrolysis machines, diy self surgery ... there's nothing the gals won't diy out of circumstance. out of survival in a cruel world, women can do anything
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 27/05/2026
being a guy is about cracking open a cold one with the boys. being a girl is about doing scientific social and technological experiments with each other and also on each other
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violence @creature.gay · 26/05/2026
remember, it's "if you're transgender you have to live." not just "you have to survive." you have to live.
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 24/05/2026
let me grieve for a bit </3
a circle surrounding "yuri does not exist" (true of any lesbian or sapphic fiction not just GL/yuri). nobody buys yuri -> yuri is unprofitable -> publishers stay conservative -> limited scope of ideas -> nobody buys yuri ...
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"what is your dream job" young naive julia: "i really want to become a paleontologist and study dinosaurs :)" current day sophisticated julia: "any kind of job that centers around kissing women while they call me pathetic"
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 18/05/2026
modern marxists and feminists ought to embrace being freaky mad scientist types
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