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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TSA Hologram diamonds were one of the pillars of Project 2025 if you bothered to read it 🙄
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Doing an entirely different hour from Butterfly Pavilion that I haven't named yet
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
First time I startled my daughter yelling “WHAT??” at the TV and it was watching a fullback do this in a preseason game
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026
i can’t stop thinking about this section
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
BIGG COUNTY HIVE STAND UP! I saw a screening of this in a packed theater and laughed harder than I have at anything in years, please watch it
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
never talk to me about Michael Jordan again
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Lindsey Bluth-core
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Yessss we needed corn here
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
we need a secure ballroom at the White House to protect our president from huge shirtless guys
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
collaborating comedians first against the wall www.humorism.xyz/tim-dillon-w...
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Tim Dillon Was Part of the Epstein Coverup
A New York Times report adds new context to the podcaster's July 2025 dinner with JD Vance.
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Everyone in Boyle Heights was wearing Mexico kits yesterday so I feel like I have to adopt them out of respect for my neighbors
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’m so tired of the astroturfed Kalshi Knicks fan videos. Breakdancing with robots and shit. My bagel Jewish, fuck you. Pick up horse shit off the ground and bite into it like a honeycrisp apple, LIKE A REAL FAN.
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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I already wanted the Knicks to blow it for my own hater-based purposes but now the Spurs have the chance to do something truly generational.
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Seeing the newborn every day
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
fantasizing about seeing some executions here in the near future. I won’t say who, as I refuse to contribute to the polarization we see on social media.
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I can’t believe the charity Kars4Kids is some kind of fraudulent scam, I thought they were directly providing schoolchildren with 2007 ford fusions
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Just had one last thing on my to-do list today.
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This guy has one move. Absolutely no bag. Gonna get played off the court when the time comes.
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
i genuinely feel like i live in a parallel universe sometimes like how on earth am i the only one who loves and appreciates James Harden this much. we're watching one of the most special to ever do it
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
SHEESH Tyrese Maxey alley-oop to VJ Edgecombe followed by a Tyrese Maxey ateal and alley-oop to VJ Edgecombe
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Wow, they’ve changed sides and are rooting for the sixers now. Respect to two legends.
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Time to prove once and for all that Philadelphia is bigger than New York City. Let’s go Sixers.
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Philly is the funniest place on earth. This morning: the mayor cuts the ribbon on a plaza of pop-ups paid for by Sixers owner Josh Harris, located in a retail dead zone on market street so that tourists think the city is thriving Three hours later: the block has been taken over by a swarm of bees
Twitter post from the city of philadelphia announcing the opening of something called “Meantime on Market” around 10th and Market street in PhillyTwitter post about a MASSIVE SWARM OF BEES in front of the CVS at 11th and Market
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Howie really cooked with this one
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Keep hearing people refer to PROJECT HAIL MARY as their favorite movie so far this year and thinking about how sad it is they haven’t seen THE DRAMA. Please be kind to yourself and watch THE DRAMA. It’s really good.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
NOW!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN MANIFESTING THERE WILL THRU DA SIMPLE PROCESS OF "DOING IT" , AND DA TEXT "I CANT DO WHAT I WANT BECUASE THE WORLD SUCK'S RIGHT NOW, THE WORLD ALWAYS SUCKS, DO WHAT YOU WANT NOW, DO IT NOW YOU PEACE OF SHIT, MOTHER FUCKE R" ----- AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT, MOST OF DA WORLDS HISTORY HAS BEEN SHIT, MOST PEOPLE LIVED IN SHIT AND ATE SHIT FOR THE FIRST DAMB 1,000,000 YEAR'S OF HUMAN BEINGS, AND JUST CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE THINGS ARE HEADING DOWN HILL AGAIN DOSENT MEAN YOU SHOULDNT DO WHAT YOU WANT!!!! FUCK IT!!! DO IT NOW YOU FUCKEN PEACE OF SHIT!!! DO IT TODAY!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!! NOW NOW NOW NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Anthony Atamanuik @therealtony.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
NEW PODCAST ALERT
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Thinking positively. Pass it on.
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Clout chasing podcaster governor. The first but not the last.
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Thank you @sixersnba.bsky.social
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Ok that’s all for tonight
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I’ve never seen Sixers fans on social media more sure they will lose and be eliminated than tonight. Don’t die on your knees people! Stand the fuck up! This Celtics team is not that good!!!!
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Haters like this will be PGs waiters at the table of success when he plays like an all star this season
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The Nazis on Twitter are bad but I think the Joel Embiid Haters on there are significantly more dangerous and hateful
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I’m about to do like four concurrent victory laps on this app, just waiting to see how vindicated I am when the dust settles
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The Celtics are trying to give Kelly Oubre CTE
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I am on the ceiling
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
“If you don’t use AI you’re gonna fall behind!!” Ehh I don’t know, I think I’ll catch up on how to use the Computer Does Your Work For You App if I really need to. Doesn’t seem that hard. I thought that was the point?
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I’ve never seen Sixers fans on social media more sure they will lose and be eliminated than tonight. Don’t die on your knees people! Stand the fuck up! This Celtics team is not that good!!!!
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
wrong, we fully acknowledge this and it makes our hate that much more pure. The other teams are evil and must be defeated to liberate our northeastern brethren. Now Cowboys fans? They are pure scum.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
flyers win
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
California politics are so fucked up I have no choice but to vote for a guy who I KNOW is lying to me because at least the liar knows what I want to hear. Everyone else is like “uhhhh we are gonna get rid of income tax put all the homeless in an incinerator”
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
JOEL! TYRESE! VJ! PAUL! YOU HAVE THE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU! RUSH THE OWNERS BOX AND ARREST JOSH HARRIS!
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I don’t know anything about hockey and I was losing my mind over this
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shyduck @shyduck.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Flyers
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Found a bougie bassinet for cheap on Craigslist and asked the guy for the pickup address. He said “I can send you the address when you’re on your way if that works.“ Motherfucker, on my way WHERE???
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I never knew how to smile in photos until I read this blog from Dan McQuade (RIP) about John Madden (RIP) and how a photographer taught him to smile by saying “TESTING.” I’ve been doing this for four years now and frankly have been smilemogging my friends and relatives defector.com/john-madden-...
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John Madden Taught Me A Better Way To Smile For Photos | Defector
I’ve been looking pretty good in photos recently. This isn’t due to any particular effort on my part. All it took was one word: Testing. The person who taught me this simple trick: John Madden. Well, ...
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Are the government Twitter accounts speaking Latin today can someone check in
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
the time has come
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ari fishbein @arifish.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Prayers up for my boy Eugene Mirman www.tmz.com/2026/04/01/e...
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'Bob's Burgers' Voice Actor Eugene Mirman Hospitalized After Fiery Car Crash
Comedian Eugene Mirman -- who voices Gene Belcher in the animated comedy "Bob's Burgers" -- was pulled from a burning car after a terrifying crash Tuesday in Bedford, New Hampshire ... multiple source...
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